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Hey, you!

Hey, you! Good evening. Who are you calling drunk? You're not drunk.I'm drunk. That's...

Futurama • S06E15 • 1999

Hey, you! Good evening. Who are you calling drunk? You're not drunk.I'm drunk. That's right, Linda. Water is now.... now booze, and everyone's tiddy muchprotally fit-shaced. Turning to sports,the indy 500 was today. There were no survivors. This chair is so comfortable. Classic Amy. You want to see apicture of my boy? Sure. That's your penis. That's my boy. I guess thisisn't... n-not so bad. As long as we don't needto use our mental... Mental... Minds? What?

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Hey you

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Laughs

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Good evening

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Who are you calling drunk

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You're not drunk I'm drunk

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That's right Linda

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Water is now now booze

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and everyone's tiddy much protally fit shaced

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Hiccups

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Turning to sports the indy 500 was today

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There were no survivors

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This chair is so comfortable

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Retching

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Laughs Classic Amy

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You want to see a picture of my boy

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Sure

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That's your penis

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That's my boy

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I guess this isn't n not so bad

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As long as we don't need to use our mental

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Mental

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Minds

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What

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Bonjour toi

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Bonsoir

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Qui appelez vous ivrogne

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Vous n'êtes pas ivre Je suis ivre

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C'est vrai Linda

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L'eau est maintenant alcool

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and everyone's tiddy much protally fit shaced

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Quant au sport l'Indianapolis 500 se déroulait aujourd'hui

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Et il n'y a aucun survivant

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Ce fauteuil est si confortable

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L'habitude Amy

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Tu veux voir la photo de mon garçon

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Bien sûr

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C'est ton pénis

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C'est mon garçon

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Je suppose que cela n'est pas n'est pas si mal

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Tant que nous n'avons pas besoin d'utiliser notre mental

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Mental

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Minds

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Quoi

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Welt ohne Wasser Tag 6

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Hey du

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Guten Abend

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Wenn nennst du betrunken Du bist nicht betrunken Ich bin betrunken

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Das stimmt Linda

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Wasser ist jetzt

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Alkohol und jeder ist

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so viemlich völlis begoffen

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Nun zum Sport

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das Indy 500 war heute

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Es gab keine Überlebenden

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Dieser Stuhl ist so gemütlich

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Typisch Amy

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Willst du ein Bild von meinem Jungen sehen

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Klar

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Das ist dein Penis

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Das ist mein Junge

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Ich schätze dass ist nicht so schlimm

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So lange wir nicht unseren geistigen

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geistigen Verstand

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Was

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Эй вы

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Добрый вечер

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Это кто пьяный то

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Вы не пьяны Это я пьяна

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Точно Линда

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Теперь вода это бухло

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и все ни много ни мало просто упились в хлам

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Теперь о спорте Сегодня прошли гонки Формула 500

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Выживших нет

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Кресло просто мега удобное

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Эми это классика

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Хотите увидеть фотку моего мальчика

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Конечно

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Это же твой пенис

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Это он мой мальчик

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Думаю всё это не так уж и плохо

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Пока нам не нужно использовать умственные

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Умственные

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Мозги

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Чего

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EL MUNDO SIN AGUA DÍA 6

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Eh ustedes

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Buenas tardes

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Quién te está llamando borracho Tú no estás borracho yo lo estoy

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Eso es cierto Linda

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El agua es ahora

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alcohol y todos

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parecen estar borrachos

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Pasando a deportes

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Las 500 millas de Indianápolis fueron hoy

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No hubo supervivientes

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Esta silla es tan cómoda

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La típica Amy

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Quieres ver una foto de mi hijo

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Claro

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Ése es tu pene

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Ése es mi pequeño

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Al final creo que no es tan malo

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mientras no tengamos que usar nuestra habilidad

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habilidad mental

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Qué

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SLURRING Hey you

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Good evening

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Who are you calling drunk You're not drunk I'm drunk

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That's right Linda

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Water is now booze

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and everyone's tiddy much protally fit shaced

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HICCUPPING

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Turning to sports the Indy 500 was today

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There were no survivors

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This chair is so comfortable

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VOMITING

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CHUCKLING Classic Amy

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You want to see a picture of my boy

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Sure

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That's your penis

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That's my boy

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I guess this isn't not so bad

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As long as we don't need to use our mental

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Mental

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Duration

52 seconds

Views

12

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:36

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

6

Episode

15

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.