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Futurama

Hmm, spider... hubble... Nitro... uh‐uh. Ooh! Big pink! It's the only gum with the...

Futurama S03E02 1999
Hmm, spider... hubble... Nitro... uh‐uh. Ooh! Big pink! It's the only gum with the breath‐freshening power of ham. And it pinkens your teethwhile you chew. All right, sergeant,$100 worth of pixy stixand porno mags with your five percentmilitary discount comes to $95. That'll be 40 cents. I believe you're forgetting about our five percentmilitary discount. Well, that's only for peoplein the military. What?!Huh? This is the worst kindof discrimination‐‐ the kind against me. All right, look, our policy is if for any reasonyou're not completely satisfied, I hate you. Hey, fellas...Whoa! Okay, now I'm mad. Full price for gum? That dog won't hunt, monsignor

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Mumbling Hmm spider hubble
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Nitro uh uh
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Ooh Big pink
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It's the only gum
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with the breath freshening power of ham
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And it pinkens your teeth while you chew
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All right sergeant 100 worth of pixy stix and porno mags
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with your five percent military discount
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comes to 95
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That'll be 40 cents
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I believe you're forgetting
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about our five percent military discount
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Well that's only for people in the military
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What Huh
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This is the worst kind of discrimination
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the kind against me
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All right look our policy is
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if for any reason you're not completely satisfied
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I hate you
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Beeps
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Hey fellas Whoa
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Okay now I'm mad
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Ratcheting
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Full price for gum
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That dog won't hunt monsignor
Available in 8 languages
Duration
53 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:35
Uploaded
Mar 14, 2026
Season
3
Episode
2
Production
Icon Productions

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.