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Huh? I choose to not understand these signs

Huh? I choose to not understand these signs. Aha! Bender! I was just notplaying the...

Futurama • S05E16 • 1999

Huh? I choose to not understand these signs. Aha! Bender! I was just notplaying the holophonor. Yeah, well, you shouldtry not stinking at it. Well, I am trying.I've been taking lessons. Lessons! Oh, that's rich! Isn't it time you gave up all hopeof ever improving yourself in any way? I know I should, but I just can't. Remember those stomach wormsI had that made me smart? I could play the holophonor.And it made Leela like me. Hey, Bender, as long as you know,I have a holophonor recital Tuesday... And I'd really like tohave somebody there. Please? Fine. I'll go already. You know, sometimes I wish yourreal parents were still alive. Not often, though

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Huh

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I choose to not understand these signs

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Aha

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Bender I was just not playing the holophonor

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Yeah well you should try not stinking at it

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Well I am trying I've been taking lessons

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Lessons Oh that's rich

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Isn't it time you gave up all hope of ever improving yourself in any way

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I know I should but I just can't

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Remember those stomach worms I had that made me smart

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I could play the holophonor And it made Leela like me

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Hey Bender as long as you know I have a holophonor recital Tuesday

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And I'd really like to have somebody there Please

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Fine I'll go already

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You know sometimes I wish your real parents were still alive

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Not often though

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DÉFENSE D'ENTRER

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Je choisis de ne pas comprendre ces panneaux

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Bender Je ne jouais pas de l'holophone

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Eh bien essaie d'être moins nul

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J'essaie J'ai pris des leçons

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Des lecons Riche idée

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Tu ne devrais pas abandonner l'espoir de faire des progrès

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Je sais bien mais je n'y arrive pas

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Tu te souviens des ténias qui me rendaient intelligent

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Je savais en jouer Ainsi Leela m'aimait

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Bender j'ai un récital d'holophone mardi

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et j'aimerais que quelqu'un soit là Je t'en prie

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D'accord Je viendrai

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Il m'arrive de souhaiter que tes vrais parents soient vivants

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Pas souvent néanmoins

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PROFESSEUR D'HOLOPHONE

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Wie ein Lehrbuch über Evolution

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Außer in Kansas

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ZUCKER BENZIN

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Ich rieche Sabotage

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Feministas vereinigt euch

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Nicht so schnell Brannigan

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Und ihr solltet noch weniger schnell sein Feministas

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OBERSTES ERDENGERICHT NEUN RICHTER KEINE WARTEZEIT

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Erheben Sie sich für den ehrenwerten Richter D O doppel G und seine Beisitzer

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Jep hockt euch hin oder verpisst euch

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Die Anklage gegen euch Femditos lautet Mord Körperverletzung Vandalismus

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Kidnapping und Widersetzen gegen die Staatsgewalt Die dicken fünf

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Sie dürfen sich jetzt erklären

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ベンダー立ち入り禁止

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警告は分からないことにしよう

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フライの部屋

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ホロフォナーなんて吹いてないよ

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ヒドい音を出すな

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今レッスンを受けてるんだ

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そりゃウケるな

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いいかげん自分磨きは諦めたらどうだ

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諦められないんだ

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寄生虫の力で演奏した時

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リーラが僕に好意を抱いた

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実は火曜に発表会があるんだ

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見に来てくれないか頼むよ

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いいさ行ってやる

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お前の実の両親が生きてりゃな

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たまに思うよ

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ホロフォナー教室

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Хм

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Предпочитаю не разбираться что означают эти знаки

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Та ак

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Бендер Не думай я сейчас вовсе не играл на голофоне

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Да ладно Только старайся чтобы не так сильно воняло

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Я стараюсь Я брал уроки

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Уроки Это забавно

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А не пора ли тебе бросить все эти надежды

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когда нибудь как нибудь самоусовершенствоваться

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Знаю что пора но просто не могу

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Помнишь когда у меня в желудке

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оказались эти черви сделавшие меня умным

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Я тогда мог играть на голофоне и за это я нравился Лиле

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Да Бендер слушай во вторник я играю на голофоне перед публикой

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и я бы хотел чтобы кто нибудь пошёл со мной Пожалуйста а

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Ладно уже иду

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Знаешь иногда мне хочется

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чтобы твои настоящие родители были ещё живы

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не часто

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Huh

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Decido no entender estos carteles

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Ajá

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Bender te juro que no estaba tocando el holofono

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Si bien pues la próxima vez no lo toques tan mal

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Pues bien lo intento He estado tomando lecciones

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Las lecciones Oh eso está bueno

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No es momento que renuncies a toda esperanza de mejorar

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Sé que debería pero justamente no lo puedo hacer

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Recuerdas esos gusanos del estómago que me hicieron mas listo

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Podía tocar el holofono enamorando a Leela

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Oye Bender como me descubriste tengo un recital del holofono el martes

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y realmente me gustaría que alguien fuera a verme Por favor

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Bien iré

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Sabes algunas veces deseo que tus padres siguieran vivos

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Aunque no a menudo

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Horn HUH

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I CHOOSE TO NOT UNDERSTAND THESE SIGNS

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AHA BENDER I WAS JUST NOT PLAYING THE HOLOPHONOR

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YEAH WELL YOU SHOULD TRY NOT STINKIN' AT IT

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I AM TRYING I'VE BEEN TAKING LESSONS

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LESSONS OH THAT'S RICH

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ISN'T IT TIME YOU GAVE UP ALL HOPE OF EVER IMPROVING YOURSELF IN ANY WAY

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I KNOW I SHOULD BUT I JUST CAN'T

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REMEMBER WHEN I HAD THOSE STOMACH WORMS THAT MADE ME SMART

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I COULD PLAY THE HOLOPHONOR AND IT MADE LEELA LIKE ME

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HEY BENDER AS LONG AS YOU KNOW I HAVE A HOLOPHONOR RECITAL TUESDAY

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I'D REALLY LIKE TO HAVE SOMEBODY THERE PLEASE

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FINE I'LL GO ALREADY

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YOU KNOW SOMETIMES I WISH YOUR REAL PARENTS WERE STILL ALIVE

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NOT OFTEN THOUGH MMM

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Duration

52 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:00:37

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

16

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.