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Husband, can't you go anywhere without lighting something up?

Husband, can't you go anywherewithout lighting something up? It's an old Jamaican...

Futurama • S05E09 • 1999

Husband, can't you go anywherewithout lighting something up? It's an old Jamaican accounting tradition. We burn his timecard. That way, his zombiedoesn't come back looking for his final paycheque. He looks so natural. It's funny to think he'scrammed full of sawdust and preservatives. I only wish I could've removed the stinger

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Husband can't you go anywhere without lighting something up

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It's an old Jamaican accounting tradition

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We burn his timecard That way his zombie doesn't come back looking for his final paycheque

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He looks so natural It's funny to think he's crammed full of sawdust and preservatives

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I only wish I could've removed the stinger

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ألا يمكنك الذهاب إلى أي مكان دون أن تحرق شيئا

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إنه تقليد محاسبي جامايكي قديم ن حرق بطاقة ساعات عمله

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و بهذه الطريقه لن يعود كزومبي للبحث عن صك راتبه النهائي

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ي ب دو طبيعي جدا

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من المضحك التفكير في أنه تم حشوه بنشارة الخشب والمواد الحافظة

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تمنيت لو أن بإستطاعتي أن أزيل ذنب النحلة

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Tu ne peux aller nulle part sans rien brûler

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Tradition comptable de Jamaïque C'est sa carte de pointage

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Ainsi son âme ne viendra pas réclamer ses arriérés

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Il a l'air si naturel

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Dire qu'il est plein de sciure et d'agents conservateurs

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J'aurais aimé pouvoir enlever le dard

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何を燃やしてるのよ

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ジャマイカの会計士の伝統でタイムカードを

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ゾンビになっても給料を取りに来ない

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すごく自然に見える

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おがくずと防腐剤が詰め込まれてても

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針を引き抜ければな

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Marido no puedes ir a ningún lado Sin encender algo

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Es una antigua tradición contable jamaicana Quemamos su tarjeta de tiempo

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Así su zombie no vuelve Buscando su último sueldo

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Se ve tan natural

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Es gracioso pensar que está lleno de cosas de aserrín y conservantes

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Sólo desearía haber podido eliminar el aguijón

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HUSBAND CAN'T YOU GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT LIGHTIN' SOMETHIN' UP

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IT'S AN OLD JAMAICAN ACCOUNTING TRADITION WE BURN HIS TIME CARD

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THAT WAY HIS ZOMBIE DOESN'T COME BACK LOOKING FOR HIS FINAL PAYCHECK

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HE LOOKS SO NATURAL IT'S FUNNY TO THINK HE'S CRAMMED FULL OF SAWDUST AND PRESERVATIVES

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I ONLY WISH I COULD'VE REMOVED THE STINGER

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Gong Rings

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Duration

22 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:08:00

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

9

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.