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Husband, can't you go anywhere without lighting something up?

Husband, can't you go anywherewithout lighting something up? It's an old Jamaican...

Futurama • S04E12 • 1999

Husband, can't you go anywherewithout lighting something up? It's an old Jamaican accounting tradition.We burn his timecard. That way his zombie doesn't come backlooking for his final paycheck. He looks so natural. It's funny to think he's crammed fullof sawdust and preservatives. I only wish I could've removedthe stinger. I barely knew Philip.But as a clergyman......I have no problem telling his mostintimate friends all about him. Soothe us with sweet lies. It may comfort you to know Fry's deathtook only 15 seconds. Yet the pain was so intensethat it felt to him like 15 years. And it goes without saying,it caused him to empty his bowels. We now commend Fry's bodyto the ages

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Husband can't you go anywhere without lighting something up

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It's an old Jamaican accounting tradition We burn his timecard

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That way his zombie doesn't come back looking for his final paycheck

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He looks so natural

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It's funny to think he's crammed full of sawdust and preservatives

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I only wish I could've removed the stinger

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GONG SOUNDS

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I barely knew Philip But as a clergyman

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I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him

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Soothe us with sweet lies

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It may comfort you to know Fry's death took only 15 seconds

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Yet the pain was so intense that it felt to him like 15 years

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And it goes without saying it caused him to empty his bowels

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GASPING

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We now commend Fry's body to the ages

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On a fait quelques spéciales musicales dans les 2200's

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mais le type qui jouait Scotty n'arrivais pas à jodler

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Depuis lors Welshey a été le bienvenu dans nos escapades

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Je peux pas le croire Comment avez vous tous fini ici

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Nous allions chez le cousin de Welshey pour habiter dans la chambre d'amis

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quand notre vaisseau a été précipité sur cette planète et s'est crashé Exactement comme vous

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Quand nous nous sommes réveillés nous avions ces corps

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Dites le en russe

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Quand nous réveillés nous avoir zes corps

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Maintenant dit vaizeau nucléaire Non

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Vous allez adorer ici Tout nous est fourni

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Et nous ne vieillissons pas

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Matez moi ces abdos

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Mais qui fait tout ça pour vous

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Vous savez nous n'y avons jamais pensé

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Nous sommes des célébrités nous sommes habitués à ce genre de traitements

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C'est MOI

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Dummes Gewäsch Ich habe dein Universum erschaffen

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Was du erschaffen hast ist meine Faust parallel zu deiner Visage

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Schaut es spielt keine Rolle wer was erschaffen hat

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Das einzig wichtige jetzt ist

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Wir sind haargenau das selbe Wesen Ich kenne alle ihre Bewegungen

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Und darum gewinne ich die Oberhand

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Jetzt jetzt perfekt symmetrische Gewalt hat noch nie ein Problem gelöst

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Rekapitulieren wir was bisher geschehen ist

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Wie ihr seht habe ich zufällig nen Karton mit eurem Universum drin erschaffen

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Während ich in einem simultanen Missgeschick das gleiche erschaffen habe

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Das ist sehr verwirrend Warum nennen wir unser Universum nicht Universum A

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und das Universum Universum B

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Warum können wir nicht Universum A sein

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Wir wollen A Es ist der beste Buchstabe

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ミュージカル特番の時スコット役の俳優が歌えず

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ヨーデルが得意なウェルシーを仲間に迎えた

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どうしてここにいるの

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ウェルシーの親戚の家に向かってたら

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ここに墜落したんだ君たちと同じくね

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目覚めたら体があった

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ロシア語なまりで

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原子力船は

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言わない

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ここの生活は快適だ年も取らない

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この体を見ろ

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誰が世話を

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気にしてなかった特別待遇には慣れてる

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ここは私の星だ

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ショボいＣＧだな

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BUT THE GUY WHO PLAYED SCOTTY HAD TROUBLE YODELING

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EVER SINCE THEN WELSHIE HAS BEEN A WELCOME PARTICIPANT

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IN OUR ESCAPADES

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AYE Speaking Gibberish

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HOW'D YOU ALL END UP HERE

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WE WERE ON OUR WAY TO WELSHIE'S COUSIN'S HOUSE TO STAY IN THE GUEST ROOM

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WHEN OUR SHIP WAS PULLED DOWN TO THIS PLANET AND CRASHED JUST LIKE YOURS

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WHEN WE WOKE UP WE HAD THESE BODIES

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SAY IT IN RUSSIAN Groans

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VEN VEE VOKE UP VEE HAD THESE WAH DIES

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EEE NOW SAY NUCLEAR WESSELS

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NO WE LOVE IT HERE

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EVERYTHING IS PROVIDED FOR US AND WE NEVER AGE

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CHECK OUT THESE ABS

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YOWZA BUT WHO'S DOING ALL THIS FOR YOU

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YOU KNOW WE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT WE'RE FAMOUS CELEBRITIES

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WE'RE USED TO THIS SORT OF TREATMENT Male Voice IT IS I

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All Gasping WHOA WHAT A CHEESY EFFECT

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Супруг не мог бы ты хоть где нибудь что нибудь не поджигать

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Это старая ямайская бухгалтерская традиция Мы сжигаем его табель

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Теперь его зомби не вернётся назад искать свои выходные пособия

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Выглядит как живой

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Смешно подумать а он ведь весь набит опилками и консервантами

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Эх кабы у меня получилось ещё и жало вытащить

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Я знал Фрая лишь слегка Но как у духовника

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у меня нет проблем рассказать самым близким друзьям всё о нём

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Утешь нас сладкой ложью

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Вас наверное успокоит что смерть Фрая заняла всего 15 секунд

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Хотя боль была такой сильной что длилась для него словно 15 лет

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И это если не упоминать что из за неё он опорожнил все кишки

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Итак да вверим тело Фрая векам

Available in 6 languages

Duration

53 seconds

Views

20

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:42

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

4

Episode

12

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Icon Productions

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.