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Husband, can't you go anywherewithout lighting something up? It's an old Jamaican accounting tradition.We burn his timecard. That way his zombie doesn't come backlooking for his final paycheck. He looks so natural. It's funny to think he's crammed fullof sawdust and preservatives. I only wish I could've removedthe stinger. I barely knew Philip.But as a clergyman......I have no problem telling his mostintimate friends all about him. Soothe us with sweet lies. It may comfort you to know Fry's deathtook only 15 seconds. Yet the pain was so intensethat it felt to him like 15 years. And it goes without saying,it caused him to empty his bowels. We now commend Fry's bodyto the ages
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Husband can't you go anywhere without lighting something up
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It's an old Jamaican accounting tradition We burn his timecard
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That way his zombie doesn't come back looking for his final paycheck
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He looks so natural
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It's funny to think he's crammed full of sawdust and preservatives
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I only wish I could've removed the stinger
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GONG SOUNDS
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I barely knew Philip But as a clergyman
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I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him
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Soothe us with sweet lies
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It may comfort you to know Fry's death took only 15 seconds
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Yet the pain was so intense that it felt to him like 15 years
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And it goes without saying it caused him to empty his bowels
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GASPING
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We now commend Fry's body to the ages
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Movie Summary
Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.