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I hate the planet of the moochers

I hate the planetof the moochers. They take you outfor a drink, butwhen the check comes...

Futurama • S02E18 • 1999

I hate the planetof the moochers. They take you outfor a drink, butwhen the check comes their wallet's alwaysin their other pants which they borrowed from me. Dinner ready? Those lousy moocherscleaned out our pantry. All they left wasbaking soda and capers and here it is. Great. We're two days from earthwith no food. Problem solved.You two fight to the death and I'll cook the loser. Work his gut.I like it tender. Maybe that planet over therehas a drive‐thru. A burger jerk or a fishy Joe'sor a chiseler or something. Don't get your hopes up. We're a billion milesfrom nowhere. Yeah, it's probablyonly got a Howard Johnson's

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I hate the planet of the moochers

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They take you out for a drink but when the check comes

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their wallet's always in their other pants

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which they borrowed from me

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Dinner ready

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Those lousy moochers cleaned out our pantry

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All they left was baking soda and capers

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and here it is

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Both groaning

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Great

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We're two days from earth with no food

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Problem solved You two fight to the death

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and I'll cook the loser

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Work his gut I like it tender

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Maybe that planet over there has a drive thru

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A burger jerk or a fishy Joe's or a chiseler or something

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Don't get your hopes up

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We're a billion miles from nowhere

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Yeah it's probably only got a Howard Johnson's

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بـ يـ نـ ـد ر

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بيندر

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بـ يـ نـ ـد ر بيندر

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قل بـ يـ نـ ـد

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البريد

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ها هو كتالوج تصاميم الملابس الداخلية

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عروض عن الملابس يا فراي و كتالوج الملابس الداخلية المريحة يا ليلا

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تشتري مرة و تصبح على القائمة للأبد

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و لبيندر إنه ظرف بإطار أسود

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لابد أن شخص ما تعرفه قد مات

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أتمنى أن يكون أحد أعدائي إنهم مجموعة من الحمقى

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Je hais les Taxos Au moment de t'offrir un verre

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ils prétendent avoir changé de pantalon

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Pantalon qu'ils m'ont emprunté

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C'est prêt

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Les Taxos ont pillé le garde manger

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Ils n'ont laissé que la levure de cuisine et les câpres Regardez

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Génial On est encore à deux jours de la Terre

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Battez vous Je cuisinerai le perdant Travaille le bien ça l'attendrira

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Il y a peut être un fast food là bas Un Burger Jerk ou un Fishy Joe

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Tu rêves On est au milieu de nulle part

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Il n'y aura peut être même pas de MacDo

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B E N D E R

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Bender

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B E N D E R Bender

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Gib mir ein B ein E ein N ein D

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Benders Stummtaste piept

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Die Post ist da

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Amy hier ist dein Designer Dessous KataIog

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Fry Sadies BH Parade Und LeeIa Unterhosen im Großeinkauf

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Man kauft ein Pfund SchIüpfer und steht für immer auf der Liste

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Und für Bender Ein schwarz umrandeter UmschIag

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Jemand muss gestorben sein

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HoffentIich einer meiner Feinde Diese Leute kann ich nicht ausstehen

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オネダリ星のヤツら

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お金が無いのに飲みに誘うなんて

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ズボンごとおごりかよ

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夕食

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オネダリ星で食品庫を荒らされた残りだ

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ケッパーと重曹

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地球まで２日食料は無し

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決闘しろ負けたほうを料理する

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腹わたをかき出せ

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フィッシージョーズがあの惑星にあるかも

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ファミレスなんて無さそうだ

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モーテルだけかも

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Б Е Н Д Е Р

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Бендер

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Б Е Н Д Е Р Бендер

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Скажите Б Е Н Д

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Почта

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Эми вот твой каталог дизайнерского нижнего белья

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Фрай фото отчёт с демонстрации бюстгальтеров

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И Лила твой каталог ретузов

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Купишь один раз так они потом всю жизнь не отстанут

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А для Бендера Конверт с чёрными краями

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О нет Должно быть умер кто то из твоих знакомых

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Надеюсь один из моих заклятых врагов Те ещё говнюки

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Odio el Planeta de los Roñas Te invitan

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y dejan la cartera en los pantalones

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que les habías prestado

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Ya está la cena

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Esos Roñas nos han vaciado la despensa

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Nos han dejado sólo levadura y alcaparras Esto es lo que hay

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Estupendo A dos días de la Tierra y sin comida

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Peleáis a muerte y al que pierda lo cocino Dale bien me gusta tierno

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Igual hay algún restaurante Burger Tongo Fishy Joe's un engañabobos

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Eso está a miles de millones de kilómetros

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De haber sólo habrá algún Howard Johnson's

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I HATE THE PLANET OF THE MOOCHERS

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THEY TAKE YOU OUT FOR A DRINK BUT WHEN THE CHECK COMES

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THEIR WALLET'S ALWAYS IN THEIR OTHER PANTS

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WHICH THEY BORROWED FROM ME

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DINNER READY

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THOSE LOUSY MOOCHERS CLEANED OUT OUR PANTRY

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ALL THEY LEFT WAS BAKING SODA AND CAPERS

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AND HERE IT IS

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Both Groaning

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GREAT

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WE'RE TWO DAYS FROM EARTH WITH NO FOOD

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PROBLEM SOLVED YOU TWO FIGHT TO THE DEATH

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AND I'LL COOK THE LOSER

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WORK HIS GUT I LIKE IT TENDER

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MAYBE THAT PLANET OVER THERE HAS A DRIVE THRU

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A BURGER JERK OR A FISHY JOE'S OR A CHISELER OR SOMETHING

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DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP

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WE'RE A BILLION MILES FROM NOWHERE

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YEAH IT'S PROBABLY ONLY GOT A HOWARD JOHNSON'S

Available in 8 languages

Duration

41 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:43

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

18

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.