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I hope that's vanishing cream, 'cause that needs to go away

I hope that's vanishing cream, 'cause that needs to go away. Oh, that's cold-blooded! Shh....

Futurama • S06E15 • 1999

I hope that's vanishing cream, 'cause that needs to go away. Oh, that's cold-blooded! Shh. It's okay. I understand. My unusual appearancemakes people nervous. You used humor todefuse the tension. Yep, and there's stilla little more tension. So look out! You so ugly,when trick-or-treaters come to your house,they give you candy. You so ugly,when you go to the bank, they ask youto put on a ski mask! You so ugly, you crackedthe daily mirror. It's a newspaper! I wish it weren't so, but many of these thingsare true. Anyhow, you've loweredmy self-esteem a bit more, but I'm sincerely gratefulyou came all this way to deliver my fungus chisel. Don't feel bad, sir. It's not your fault. You probably justinherited your appearance from your mother.What?! No one insults my mama!

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Leela screams

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I hope that's vanishing cream

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'cause that needs to go away

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Laughing

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Oh that's cold blooded

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Shh

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It's okay I understand

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My unusual appearance makes people nervous

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You used humor to defuse the tension

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Yep and there's still a little more tension

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So look out

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Bender clears throat

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You so ugly when trick or treaters come

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to your house they give you candy

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You so ugly when you go to the bank

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they ask you to put on a ski mask

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You so ugly you cracked the daily mirror

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It's a newspaper

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Benders laughing

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I wish it weren't so

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but many of these things are true

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Anyhow you've lowered my self esteem a bit more

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but I'm sincerely grateful you came all this way

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to deliver my fungus chisel

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Don't feel bad sir

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It's not your fault

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You probably just inherited your appearance

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from your mother What

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No one insults my mama

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Shouts

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Screaming

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J'espère que c'est de la crème de jour

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et que ça va partir

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Oh quelle sang froid

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Shh

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C'est bon Je comprends

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Mon apparence inhabituelle rend les gens nerveux

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Vous avez utilisé l'humour pour désamorcer les tensions

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Ouais et y'a encore pas mal de tension

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Alors attention

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Tu es si laid quand trick or treaters

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viennent chez toi ils te donnent des bonbons

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Tu es si laid quand tu vas à la banque

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ils te demandent de mettre une cagoule

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Tu es si laid que tu brise quotidiennement le mirroir

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Le journal Daily mirror

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J'aimerai que ça soit faux

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mais beaucoup de ces choses sont vraies

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Quoi qu'il en soit vous avez rabaissé un peu plus mon amour propre

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mais je suis sincèrement reconnaissant que vous ayez fait tout ce chemin

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pour livrer mes ciseaux

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Ne vous sentez pas mal monsieur

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Ce n'est pas votre faute

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Vous avez probablement juste hérité ça

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de votre mère Quoi

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Personne n'insulte ma mère

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Ich hoffe das ist Verschwinde Creme denn das muss verschwinden

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Das ist kaltherzig

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Es ist okay Ich verstehe

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Mein ungewöhnliches Aussehen macht Leute nervös

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Du hast Humor benutzt um die Anspannung zu entschärfen

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Jap und da ist immer noch ein wenig mehr Anspannung Also pass auf

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Du bist so hässlich wenn Süßes oder Saures bei dir stattfindet

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bekommst du Süßes

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Du bist so hässlich wenn du zur Bank gehst

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bitten sie dich eine Skimaske überzuziehen

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Du bist so hässlich du hast den Daily Mirror zerbrochen

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Es ist eine Zeitung

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Ich wünschte es wäre nicht so aber viele von den Sachen stimmen

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Wie auch immer du hast meine Selbstachtung ein wenig gesenkt aber

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Ich bin aufrichtig dankbar dass ihr den ganzen Weg kamt um meinen Pilzmeißel zu liefern

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Fühlen Sie sich nicht schlecht Sir

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Es ist nicht Ihre Schuld

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Sie haben Ihr Aussehen wahrscheinlich nur von Ihrer Mutter geerbt

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Was Niemand beleidigt meine Mama

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Надеюсь это мазь невидимка

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иначе от этого не избавишься

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Хладнокровно

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Да всё нормально я понимаю

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Моя необычная внешность заставляет людей нервничать

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Поэтому вы шутите чтобы снять напряжение

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И напряжение ещё осталось

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Так что поберегись

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Ты такой урод что когда к тебе приходят на Хеллоуин

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это они откупаются конфетами

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Ты такой урод что когда приходишь в банк

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тебя просят одеть на голову маску

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Ты такой урод что даже Зеркало недели треснуло

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А это газета

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Хотел бы я чтобы это было не так

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но многое из этого правда

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В любом случае хоть вы и опустили мою самооценку ещё ниже

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но искренне признателен вам за то что прилетели сюда

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чтобы доставить мне стамеску от грибка

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Не переживайте сэр

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Вы не виноваты

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Наверняка вы просто унаследовали свою внешность

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от матери Чё

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Никому не позволено оскорблять мою маму

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Espero que esa crema le haga invisible para que eso pueda salir fuera

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eso es

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No pasa nada lo entiendo

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Mi aspecto físico repulsivo pone a la gente nerviosa

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y ustedes usan la ironía para aliviar la tensión

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Sí y aún hay mucha tensión así que presta atención

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Eres tan feo que cuando los niños preguntan dulce o truco

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ellos te dan a ti los caramelos

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Eres tan feo que cuando entras en un banco

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te piden por favor que te pongas un pasamontañas

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Eres tan feo que agrietas el Daily Mirror

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Es un períodico

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Ojalá no fuese así pero muchas de esas cosas son verdad

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De todos modos aunque acaban de bajar mi autoestima un poquito

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agradezco que me trajeran mi escalpelo para los hongos

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No se sienta mal señor

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No es culpa suya

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Probablemente al igual que su madre

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Cómo Nadie puede insultar a mi madre

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LEELA CRIES OUT

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I hope that's vanishing cream 'cause that needs to go away

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LAUGHING

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That's cold blooded

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Shh

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It's okay I understand

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My unusual appearance makes people nervous

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You used humor to defuse the tension

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Yep and there's still a little more tension So look out

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CLEARS THROAT You so ugly

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when trick or treaters come to your house they give you candy

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You so ugly when you go to the bank

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they ask you to put on a ski mask

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You so ugly you cracked The Daily Mirror

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It's a newspaper

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BENDERS LAUGHING

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I wish it weren't so but many of these things are true

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Anyhow you've lowered my self esteem a bit more

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but I'm sincerely grateful you came all this way

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to deliver my fungus chisel

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Don't feel bad sir It's not your fault

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You probably just inherited your appearance

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from your mother What

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No one insults my mama

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CREW SCREAMING

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ROARING

Available in 6 languages

Duration

59 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:05:43

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

6

Episode

15

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Icon Productions

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.