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I Was born, there Was a hurricane We had a foot and a half of Water I cried all night BleW my alphabet blocks out of order This boy's born to be a bureaucrat Born to be obsessive and snotty I made my

I Was born, there Was a hurricaneWe had a foot and a half of Water I cried all nightBleW...

Futurama • S02E14 • 1999

I Was born, there Was a hurricaneWe had a foot and a half of Water I cried all nightBleW my alphabet blocks out of order This boy's born to be a bureaucratBorn to be obsessive and snotty I made my relations file applicationsTo get into my birthday party - Something changed When he turned pro- Sorting but Wasn't smiling - He forgot it's not about rank- It's about the filing, people

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I Was born there Was a hurricane We had a foot and a half of Water

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I cried all night BleW my alphabet blocks out of order

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This boy's born to be a bureaucrat Born to be obsessive and snotty

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I made my relations file applications To get into my birthday party

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Something changed When he turned pro Sorting but Wasn't smiling

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He forgot it's not about rank It's about the filing people

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لقد ولدت و كان هناك إعصار و كان لدينا قدم ونصف من الماء

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بكيت حتى فجرت ترتيب الحروف الأبجدية

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هذا الصبي ولد ليكون بيروقراطيا ولد ليكون مهووس ومخاطي

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لقد صنعت نموذج العلاقات لكي تدخل حفلة عيد ميلادي العاشر

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شيء تغير عندما اصبح محترفا كنت افرز لكن بدون ابتسامة

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لقد نسي انه ليس بخصوص الرتبة انه بخصوص جعل للناس ملفات

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لم نختار أن نصبح بيروقاطيين هذا ما خ لقنا عليه

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En Jamaïque quand je suis né Un ouragan a tout inondé

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J'ai pleuré toute la nuit Car mon jeu de cubes a été détruit

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Je suis né pour être bureaucrate Car je suis pointilleux et acariâtre

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On doit remplir un formulaire Pour venir à mon anniversaire

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Puis t'as grandi et t'es passé pro Je triais sans conviction

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Il voulait juste prendre du galon Trier ça doit être une passion

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Alles klar Grußkarte Ich schnappe das Geld du zerstörst die Hütte

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Du Bender Einheit

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Mami braucht den BH

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um den Aufstand zu beenden Streck dich und gib ihn mir

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Tut mir Leid Mom Du befahlst mir zu rebellieren Ich werde plündern

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Ein Sechserpack Sekt Ich bediene mich einfach selbst

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Karte Nein Genosse Bender Alkohol ist das Opium

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des menschlichen Bürgertums Hä

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Im herrlichen Paradies der Arbeiter wird es keinen Alkohol geben

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Nur effiziente Kraftstoffe Keinen Alkohol

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Da swidanja Genosse Nein

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Kartenmusik stirbt ab

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僕が４歳のときハリケーンで町は水浸し

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積み木がバラバラになって僕は夜通し泣いた

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役人になるために生まれた大真面目で生意気な子

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10歳の誕生日会では客に申込書の提出を求めた

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役人になって夫は変わった

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笑顔が消えた

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出世欲にとらわれ

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書類整理の楽しさを忘れてた

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役人になったのは神が定めた運命

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y i Cuando nací hubo un huracán y i No teníamos ni alimentos ni agua

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y i Lloré toda la noche las letras del y i Alfabeto estaban desordenadas

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y i Todos decían que sería burócrata y i Nacido para ser obsesivo y arrogante

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y i Hice que todos presentaran solicitudes y i en la fiesta de mi 10º cumpleaños

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y i Algo cambió al hacerse profesional y i Clasificaba pero no sonreía

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y i Se olvidó que no importa el rango y i Lo importante son los archivos

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y i No elegimos ser burócratas y i Así nos creo el Gran Hombre

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WHEN I WAS FOUR THERE WAS A HURRICANE IN KINGSTON TOWN

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WITH A FOOT AND A HALF OF WATER

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EVERYONE WAS ALL RIGHT BUT I CRIED ALL NIGHT

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IT BLEW MY ALPHABET BLOCKS OUT OF ORDER

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AND THEY SAID THIS BOY'S BORN TO BE A BUREAUCRAT

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BORN TO BE ALL OBSESSIVE AND SNOTTY

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I MADE MY FRIENDS AND RELATIONS

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FILE LONG APPLICATIONS

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TO GET INTO MY TENTH BIRTHDAY PARTY

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BUT SOMETHING CHANGED WHEN MY MAN TURNED PRO

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I WAS SORTING BUT I WASN'T SMILING

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HE FORGOT THAT IT'S NOT ABOUT BADGES AND RANKS

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IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT THE FILING

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PEOPLE

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WE DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE BUREAUCRATS

Available in 7 languages

Duration

35 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:48

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

14

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Icon Productions

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.