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I'd like a jumbo squid log, please

I'd likea jumbo squid log, please. We don't sell those. All right, all right. Let me...

Futurama • S01E05 • 1999

I'd likea jumbo squid log, please. We don't sell those. All right, all right. Let me haveone of your young on a roll. We're out of rolls. Fine. Just give me somethingcrawling with parasites. Hmm. At least hot dogshaven't changed. Hey, buddies, who wants popcorn? Oh, I'll have some.Oh, yeah. Popcorn. Anyone want butter on that? Hey, I'm starting to getthe hang of this game. The blerns are loaded the count's three blernsand two anti‐blerns and the infield blern ruleis in effect. Right? Except for the word "blern,"that was complete gibberish

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I'd like a jumbo squid log please

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We don't sell those

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All right all right

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Let me have one of your young on a roll

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We're out of rolls

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Fine Just give me something crawling with parasites

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Admiring growl

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Hmm

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At least hot dogs haven't changed

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Hey buddies who wants popcorn

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Oh I'll have some Oh yeah Popcorn

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Corn popping

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Anyone want butter on that

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Fry Hey I'm starting to get the hang of this game

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The blerns are loaded

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the count's three blerns and two anti blerns

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and the infield blern rule is in effect Right

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Except for the word blern that was complete gibberish

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Crowd gasps

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a6 أود جذع حب ار كبيرا فضلا

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a6 لا نبيعه

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a6 حسنا سأتناول شطيرة ملفوفة صغيرة

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a6 نفد من ا الخبز الملفوف

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a6 حسنا أعطني شيئا مكتظا بالطفيليات

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أقل ه لم تتغير النقانق المقلية

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رفاق من يريد بعض الفشار أريد البعض

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أيريد أحدكم بعض الزبد عليه

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a6 بدأت أتعل م قواعد هذه اللعبة يتم تحميل الـ بليرن

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والنتيجة 3 بليرن مقابل 2 بليرن وقانون بليرن نافذ داخل الملعب صحيح

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فيما عدا كلمة بليرن فهي بلا معنى

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Un beignet de calamar géant

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On n'en a pas

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Alors donnez moi un de vos jeunes dans un sandwich

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Il n'y a plus de sandwich

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Bien donnez moi juste quelque chose plein de bactéries

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Les hot dogs eux n'ont pas changé

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Les potes qui veut du pop corn Volontiers

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Je vous mets du beurre

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Je pige les règles du jeu Les blerns sont attribués

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3 blerns 2 anti blerns et celui du milieu est neutre c'est ça

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Excepté le mot blern je n'ai rien compris

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Einen RiesentintenfischkIotz bitte

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So was verkaufen wir nicht

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Dann hätte ich gern einen Ihrer SprössIinge auf einem Brötchen

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Keine Brötchen

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Dann geben Sie mir irgendwas KrabbeIiges mit Parasiten

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Schnurrt

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Die Hotdogs haben sich nicht geändert

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Freunde wer wiII Popcorn LeeIa Gute Idee

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Poppen

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WiII jemand Buttersoße dazu

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Langsam begreife ich Die BIerns sind motiviert

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3 BIerns spieIen gegen 3 AntibIerns und es geIten die SpieIfeIdregeIn

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Bis auf das Wort BIern das ist aIbernes KauderweIsch

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Aku pesan cumi cumi besar

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Kami tak menjual itu

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Baik Berikan aku anak muda gulung

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Kami kehabiskan roti gulung

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Baik Berikan saja sesuatu yang dipenuhi parasit

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Setidaknya hotdog belum berubah

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Siapa yang mau berondong jagung Aku mau

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Ada yang mau olesan mentega

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Aku mulai mengerti permainan ini Setelah blern dimasukkan

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hitung tiga blern dua anti blern dan peraturan blern berlaku Benar

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Selain kata blern semuanya salah

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大きいイカを丸ごと１本

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ありません

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では脂がノッた人間を１本くれ

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売り切れです

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とにかく寄生虫だらけのものがいい

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この味は健在だ

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ポップコーンは

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食べる

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いいね頼むよ

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バターもかけよう

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分かってきたぞ

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満塁ブラーンで３２ブラーン

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そして内野ブラーンだ

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ブラーン以外意味不明

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Мне большое щупальце кальмара пожалуйста

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Мы таким не торгуем

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Ладно ладно Тогда мне одного из ваших детенышей с булочкой

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У нас кончились булочки

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Ну хорошо Дайте мне что нибудь чтобы кишело паразитами

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М м м по крайней мере хот доги не изменились

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Эй кто будет попкорн Все Я буду я да

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Маслом кому нибудь полить

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Эй я начинаю врубаться в эту игру Блерны вбрасываются в игру

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считается три блерна и два анти блерна и действует правило блерн в пределах поля

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За исключением слова блерн это была полная абракадабра

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Un bocadillo de calamar gigante por favor

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No vendemos

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Uno de sus hijos en un bollito No tenemos bollitos

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Está bien Deme algo que esté repleto de parásitos

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Al menos los perros calientes no han cambiado

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Quién quiere rosetas de maíz Yo

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Alguien las quiere con mantequilla

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Empiezo a entender este juego

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Las blerns están ocupadas se cuentan 3 blerns y 2 antiblerns

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y se aplica el reglamento interno no

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Salvo la palabra blern dijiste incoherencias

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I'D LIKE A JUMBO SQUID LOG PLEASE

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WE DON'T SELL THOSE

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ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT

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LET ME HAVE ONE OF YOUR YOUNG ON A ROLL

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WE'RE OUT OF ROLLS

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FINE JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING CRAWLING WITH PARASITES

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Admiring Growl

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HMM

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AT LEAST HOT DOGS HAVEN'T CHANGED

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HEY BUDDIES WHO WANTS POPCORN

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OH I'LL HAVE SOME OH YEAH POPCORN

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Corn Popping

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ANYONE WANT BUTTER ON THAT

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Fry HEY I'M STARTING TO GET THE HANG OF THIS GAME

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THE BLERNS ARE LOADED

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THE COUNT'S THREE BLERNS AND TWO ANTI BLERNS

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AND THE INFIELD BLERN RULE IS IN EFFECT RIGHT

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EXCEPT FOR THE WORD BLERN THAT WAS COMPLETE GIBBERISH

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Crowd Gasps

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Duration

46 seconds

Views

20

Timestamp in Movie

00:01:54

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.