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I'll miss you

I'll miss you. You've been like a brotherand then a sister to me. And now you're getting...

Futurama • S05E13 • 1999

I'll miss you. You've been like a brotherand then a sister to me. And now you're getting married.I love you, man. - The marriage is a scam.- Cool. What's for dinner? - What do you mean, a scam?- I marry Calculon, divorce him......take half his moneyand turn back into a guy. It's sort of a two-personpyramid scheme. - That's marriage, all right.- That is so unbelievably manipulative! You never went on a date with a guyjust 'cause you were hungry? I, uh... I thought I might like himon a full stomach. Nice try, sister. Now, if you'll excuse me,I need to meet with my wedding planner. Zoidberg? Zoidy-Poo?Please tell me frilly is in this year. I saw a frilly cake in hereyou would remember all your life. I know I will. Late at night it taunts mewith its frosted beauty. Order the cake, damn it!

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I'll miss you You've been like a brother and then a sister to me

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And now you're getting married I love you man

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The marriage is a scam Cool What's for dinner

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What do you mean a scam I marry Calculon divorce him

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take half his money and turn back into a guy

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It's sort of a two person pyramid scheme

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That's marriage all right That is so unbelievably manipulative

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You never went on a date with a guy just 'cause you were hungry

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I uh I thought I might like him on a full stomach

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Nice try sister

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Now if you'll excuse me I need to meet with my wedding planner

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Zoidberg

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Zoidy Poo Please tell me frilly is in this year

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I saw a frilly cake in here you would remember all your life

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I know I will

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Late at night it taunts me with its frosted beauty

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Order the cake damn it

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سأشتاق إلك لقد كنت مثل أخ ثم أخت لي

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والآن أنت تتزوج أحبك يا رجل

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الزواج عملية احتيال رائع ماذا يوجد للعشاء

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ماذا تقصد عملية احتيال تزوجت كالكولون طلقه

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خذ نصف ماله وارجع إلى رجل

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إنه نوع من مخطط هرمي لشخصين

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هذا زواج حسنا هذا تلاعب بشكل لا يصدق

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أنت لم تذهب في موعد مع رجل فقط لأنك كنت جائعا

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أنا أه اعتقدت أنني قد أحبه على معدة ممتلئة

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محاولة جيدة يا أختي

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الآن إذا سمحت لي فأنا بحاجة للقاء منظم حفل زفافي

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Zoidberg

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Zoidy Poo من فضلك قل لي مكشكش في هذا العام

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رأيت كعكة مكشكشة هنا ستتذكرها طوال حياتك

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وأنا أعلم أنني سوف

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في وقت متأخر من الليل تسخر مني بجمالها المتجمد

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اطلب الكعكة اللعنة عليها

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Tu me manqueras Tu étais comme un frère puis une sœur

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Et maintenant tu te maries Je t'aime vieux

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C'est une blague ce mariage Cool A table

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Comment ça une blague Je l'épouse je divorce

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je prends la moitié de son fric et je redeviens un homme

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Comme une arnaque pyramidale pour 2

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C'est beau le mariage Tu le manipules c'est mal

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T'es jamais sortie avec un type parce que tu avais faim

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Je pensais l'aimer l'estomac plein

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Bien essayé sœurette

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Veuillez m'excuser je dois rencontrer mon organisateur de mariage

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Zoidberg

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Zoidy chéri Les fanfreluches sont à la mode cette année

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Il y a un gâteau là dedans dont tu te souviendras toute ta vie

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En tout cas moi oui

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Le soir il me hante avec son glaçage de rêve

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Commande ce gâteau

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TANZENDE BRUNNEN NÄCHSTE VORSTELLUNG IN DREI SEKUNDEN

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Diät Schleim

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Das ist toll Erstaunlich

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Hier Bendy nimm das

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Es wird dir 70 Prozent mehr Glück bringen

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Es ist Donbuts Roboter Glücksfuß

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OK Mit zwei verschiedenen Arten von Glück kann ich nicht verlieren

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Nein warte drei Ich bin auf einen Elfen getreten

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Hey siehst du das hier drüben hier drüben

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Ich lade meine Klemmen

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KLEIN BILLS GELDWÄSCHE

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Lasst uns noch kein Urteil fällen

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Aber warte das war dein Roboter Glücksfuß

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der von deinem Glücksbein abgefallen ist

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Obwohl ich heute Morgen nur mit einem Fuß aufgewacht bin

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ist das kein Beweis dass meine geliebte Fanny verwickelt war

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von der Metallsäge unter ihrem Kissen abgesehen

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Was ist mit diesem Bender Typ Soll ich ihn mal klemmen

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寂しくなるよ弟か妹同然だった

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結婚するんだなおめでとう

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結婚は詐欺だよ

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そっか夕飯は

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詐欺って

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結婚して離婚財産を半分もらったら

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男に戻る

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一種のネズミ講ね

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それが結婚だ

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それはあんまりよ

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空腹だったからデートしたことは

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それは

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満腹で好きになるかと

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よく言うよ

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ウェディングプランナーと打ち合わせなの

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ゾイドバーグ

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今年はフリルが流行してる

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フリル付きのケーキがあるよ

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私は忘れない

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夜中に美しさを思い出すんだ

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ケーキを頼め

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Я буду скучать без тебя приятель Ты был мне как брат а затем как сестра

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И теперь ты выходишь замуж Ты мне очень нравишься

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Эта женитьба обман Отлично Что будет на обед

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Что ты подразумеваешь под словом обман Я женюсь на Калькулоне развожусь с ним

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беру половину его денег и меняю пол обратно

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Это финансовая пирамида для двоих

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Это брак точно Ты им просто невообразимо манипулируешь

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Скажи мне ты никогда не встречалась с парнем только из за чувства голода

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Я я думаю что могла бы любить его на полный желудок

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Хорошая попытка сестренка

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Теперь если вы извините меня я должна встретиться с моим модельером

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Зойдберг

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Зойди пушистик покажи мне что нибудь красивое с узорами модное в этом году

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Я тут видел красивый торт с узорами вы запомните его на всю свою жизнь

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Я уж точно запомню

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Эта холодная красота преследует меня по ночам

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Закажите торт чёрт вас возьми

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I'LL MISS YOU BUDDY YOU'VE BEEN LIKE A BROTHER AND THEN A SISTER TO ME

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AND NOW YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED I LOVE YOU MAN

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THE MARRIAGE IS A SCAM COOL WHAT'S FOR DINNER

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN A SCAM I MARRY CALCULON DIVORCE HIM

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TAKE HALF HIS MONEY AND TURN BACK INTO A GUY

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IT'S SORT OF A TWO PERSON PYRAMID SCHEME THAT'S MARRIAGE ALL RIGHT

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THAT IS SO UNBELIEVABLY MANIPULATIVE

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COME ON YOU NEVER WENT ON A DATE WITH A GUY JUST 'CAUSE YOU WERE HUNGRY

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WELL I UH I THOUGHT I MIGHT LIKE HIM ON A FULL STOMACH

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NICE TRY SISTER

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NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I NEED TO MEET WITH MY WEDDING PLANNER

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ZOIDBERG

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ZOIDY POO PLEASE TELL ME FRILLY IS IN THIS YEAR

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I SAW A FRILLY CAKE IN HERE YOU WOULD REMEMBER ALL YOUR LIFE

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I KNOW I WILL

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LATE AT NIGHT IT TAUNTS ME WITH ITS FROSTED BEAUTY

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ORDER THE CAKE DAMN IT

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Duration

55 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:14:37

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

13

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.