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Is this what human mating looks like?

Is this what human mating looks like?Because I like it. Move your freaking hoof, you goat!...

Futurama • S02E19 • 1999

Is this what human mating looks like?Because I like it. Move your freaking hoof, you goat! - Here, I brought you these.- Daffodils. Seventy years and you rememberedmy favorite flower. Your favorite what?Why does my foot hurt? Won't you come in? Yes! - You broke my heart, Hubert.- And you broke mine. Granted, that was fouror five hearts ago. What have you been up to? Inventing. Sending delivery crews totheir doom. Breeding atomic monsters. Honestly, Hubert.You and your atomic monsters

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Is this what human mating looks like Because I like it

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Move your freaking hoof you goat

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Here I brought you these Daffodils

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Seventy years and you remembered my favorite flower

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Your favorite what Why does my foot hurt

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Won't you come in

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Yes

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You broke my heart Hubert And you broke mine

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Granted that was four or five hearts ago

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What have you been up to

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Inventing Sending delivery crews to their doom Breeding atomic monsters

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Honestly Hubert You and your atomic monsters

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يجب أن تصبح القائد

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ما الذي أحتاجه قرحة

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لكني أريد السلطة لقد تعبت من رؤية صديقة الرئيس

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و هي تتباهى أمامي بفرو الذئب الفاخر

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حسنا إن كان هذا سيجعلك سعيدة سأنقلب على الزعيم

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على أي أساس تعتقد أنه بإمكانك تحدي سلطتي

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أنا أكبر منك يمكنني هزيمتك

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نعم أعتقد أنه يستطيع لديه شعر في ذراعه

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حسنا يا جدي هناك طريقة واحدة فقط لتسوية الأمر

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دورة الموت

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ما هي دورة الموت إنها كالتزلج على اللوح

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عدا أنه في منتصف الوقت شخصا ما يموت إذا هي أكثر أمانا من التزلج على اللوح

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Tes yeux ont toujours été la plus belle teinte du blanc laiteux

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Et ta peau pendouille toujours si joliment dans ton cou

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Chéri je n'aurais jamais dû t'ennuyer

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avec ce joli petit Q T McWhiskers

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Non je n'aurais pas dû m'y opposer

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Qu'il fasse 30 cm 2 50 m ou 5 m quelle importance

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Tu devrais voir les modèles de 6 m

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6 m Va au diable Je croyais que tu avais changé vieille folle

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Sale crétin édenté

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Vieux fossile Vieux porc

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BIoß dass oft jemand dabei stirbt Das ist sicherer aIs Skaten

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Wer zuIetzt das Tuch häIt ist der neue Führer

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Mutter sagte stets du wärst ein VerIierer

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Zeig uns dass das faIsch war Beth sagte das

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ZähIt auf Hebräisch

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AUTOBAHNAUFFAHRT

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あれが人間の交尾か気に入った

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足を引っ込めな

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君に贈り物だ

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水仙だわ 70年経っても好きな花を覚えていたのね

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好きな花足が痛いな

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中にどうぞ

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やった

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私傷ついたの

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私だって傷ついた昔の話だとしてもね

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あれからどうしてた

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発明したり原子モンスターを飼育したり

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あなたの原子モンスターときたら

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Así es como se aparean los humanos Me gusta

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Mueve tu pezuña de cabra vieja

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Toma te traje esto Narcisos

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Setenta años y te has acordado de mi flor favorita

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Tu qué favorita Por qué me duele el pie

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Quieres pasar

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Sí

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Tú me rompiste el corazón Hubert Y tú el mío

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El 1º de los cuatro que me han puesto

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Qué has hecho todos estos años

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Inventar Enviar tripulaciones a la perdición Crear monstruos atómicos

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Cómo eres Hubert Tú y tus monstruos atómicos

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Is this what human mating looks like

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Because I like it

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Move your freaking hoof you goat

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Here I brought you these

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Oh why daffodils

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Seventy years and you remembered my favorite flower

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Your favorite what

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Why does my foot hurt

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Won't you come in

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Yes

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You broke my heart Hubert

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And you broke mine

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Granted that was four or five hearts ago

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So what have you been up to all these years

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Oh inventing Sending delivery crews to their doom

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breeding atomic monsters

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Honestly Hubert

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You and your atomic monsters

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I Both Chuckling

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Duration

44 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:16:22

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

19

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.