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It has come to my attention......that we're paying you to loaf on the couch

It has come to my attention......that we're paying youto loaf on the couch. You call that...

Futurama • S01E07 • 1999

It has come to my attention......that we're paying youto loaf on the couch. You call that a couch?I demand a pillow! If you want to continueto earn a salary...... you gotta do more than watchcooking shows all day. -You're gonna be the ship's cook?-We're gonna kick it up a notch. Bam! I know you like cooking shows, but youare a robot without a sense of taste. I wouldn't talk about taste,wearing a lime-green tank top. Bam!

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It has come to my attention

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that we're paying you to loaf on the couch

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You call that a couch I demand a pillow

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If you want to continue to earn a salary

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you gotta do more than watch cooking shows all day

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You're gonna be the ship's cook We're gonna kick it up a notch Bam

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I know you like cooking shows but you are a robot without a sense of taste

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I wouldn't talk about taste wearing a lime green tank top

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Bam

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بندر بلغني أن الشركة تجزيك عن التسكع على الأريكة وعدم القيام بأي شيء

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أتعتبر تلك أريكة أطالب بوسادة

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معذرة ولكن لو كنت تريد استحقاق راتبك

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فعليك القيام بما هو أكثر من مشاهدة برامج الطهي طيلة اليوم

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ستكون طاهي السفينة أجل سيزداد التشويق

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أعلم أنك تحب برامج الطهي لكنك روبوت ولا تتمتع بحاسة التذوق

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عزيزتي لا يجب أن يتكلم عن الذوق من يرتدي سترة خضراء بدون أكمام

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Bender ça ne peut plus durer

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Cette société vous paie à rester vautré sur le canapé

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Ca un canapé J'exige un oreiller

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Si vous voulez garder un salaire

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il faudra faire plus que regarder la télé

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Toi le cuisinier du vaisseau On va se faire de sacré gueuletons

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Tu aimes les émissions culinaires mais tu n'as pas le sens du goût

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J'éviterais de parler de goût si je portais un débardeur pistache

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Bam

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BESCHIMPFUNG IM GANGE

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Es ist mir aufgefaIIen

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dass wir dich nur dafür bezahIen fauI auf der Couch zu sitzen

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Das nennst du 'ne Couch Ich verIange ein Kissen

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Wenn du weiter dein GehaIt kriegen wiIIst

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kannst du dir nicht den ganzen Tag Kochsendungen ansehen

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Du bist unser Schiffskoch Und es gibt nur SpeziaIitäten Bam

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Du magst Kochsendungen aber du bist ein Roboter ohne Geschmackssinn

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Trüge ich ein grasgrünes OberteiI würde ich nicht von Geschmack reden

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Bam

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ベンダー

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勤務中にソファでテレビばかり見てるな

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クッションもないあれがソファか

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料理番組を見てるだけじゃ給料は払えない

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君がシェフに

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グルメ料理を作るぞ

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バン

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味覚がないロボットに料理ができる

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服のセンスがないヤツに言われたくない

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バン

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Бендер дружище Я обратил внимание

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что эта компания платит тебе за то что ты валяешься на кушетке

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И это по твоему кушетка Я требую подушку

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Ты конечно извини но если ты и дальше хочешь получать зарплату

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ты должен делать нечто большее чем целыми днями смотреть кулинарные передачи

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Ты собираешься быть корабельным коком Точно Устроим драйв Бам

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Знаю что ты любишь кулинарные передачи но ты ведь робот У тебя даже чувства вкуса нет

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Дорогуша я бы о вкусе помалкивал если бы на мне была жуткозеленая майка

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Бам

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Me ha llamado la atencion

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de que te estamos pagando por estar tirado en un sillon

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llamas a eso un sillon Exijo un almoadoncito

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Si quieres continuar ganar un salario

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Tienes que hacer mas que mirar shows de cocina todo el dia

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Tu vas a ser el cocinero de la nave Patearemos un rato entre ollas y sartenes Bam

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Se que te gustan los shows de cocina pero tu eres un robot sin sentido del gusto

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No hablaria sobre el gusto llevando puesto un top verde manzana

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Bam

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Jamaican Accent BENDER MON IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION

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THAT THIS COMPANY HAS BEEN PAYING YOU TO DO NOTHING BUT LOAF ABOUT ON THE COUCH

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YOU CALL THAT A COUCH

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I DEMAND A PILLOW

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I'M SORRY BUT IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE DRAWING A SALARY

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YOU'VE GOT TO DO MORE THAN WATCH THE COOKING SHOWS ALL DAY

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HMM

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YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE SHIP'S COOK

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YEAH WE'RE GOING TO KICK IT UP A NOTCH

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BAM

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I KNOW YOU LIKE COOKING SHOWS BUT YOU'RE A ROBOT

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YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A SENSE OF TASTE

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HONEY I WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT TASTE

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IF WAS WEARING A LIME GREEN TANK TOP

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BAM

Available in 8 languages

Duration

34 seconds

Views

11

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:43

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

1

Episode

7

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Icon Productions

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.