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It's been quite a journey

It's been quite a journey. I dropped out of school,joined a gang, took money from a loan...

Futurama • S07E09 • 1999

It's been quite a journey. I dropped out of school,joined a gang, took money from a loan shark, and fell into a spiralof despair, addiction, and discount prostitution. Mon, you had one hell of a day. Yeah, but I learned something. Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones,and you'll wind up face-down in a pool of your ownblood and urine. Still, to have your own pool... I've made a lot ofbad choices in life. Now let's see if I can makejust one good one. Cookies! 50 cents a box! Give me all your change! And a box of snicker doodles!

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It's been quite a journey

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I dropped out of school joined a gang

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took money from a loan shark

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and fell into a spiral of despair addiction

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and discount prostitution

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Mon you had one hell of a day

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Yeah but I learned something

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Life is about decisions

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Make the wrong ones and you'll wind up face down

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in a pool of your own blood and urine

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Still to have your own pool

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I've made a lot of bad choices in life

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Now let's see if I can make just one good one

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Cookies 50 cents a box

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Give me all your change

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And a box of snicker doodles

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Ca a été une véritable aventure

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J'ai laissé tomber l'école rejoint un gang

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pris de l'argent de chez un usurier

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et je suis tombé dans une spirale de désespoir addiction

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et prostitution à bas prix

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Mon tu as eu une sacrée journée

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Ouais mais j'ai appris une chose

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La vie est faite de décisions

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Fais les mauvaises et tu finira la tête en plein dans

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une piscine de ton propre sang et urine

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Et encore pour avoir ta propre piscine

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J'ai pris beaucoup de mauvaises décisions dans ma vie

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Maintenant voyons si je peux faire seulement une bonne

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Cookies 50 cents la boîte

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Donne moi toute ta monnaie

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Et une boîte de snicker doodles

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Au Schwarte Genau

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Nein Dazu sag ich Au Schwarte

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Robin diese Sendung ist so versaut ich weiß nicht ob ich dich umarmen

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oder dir die Dusche anmachen soll damit du dich reinsetzen

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und zusammengekauert weinen kannst

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Es ist nur schlechte Kameraführung okay

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Wayne unser Kameramann Er war nicht so toll

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Ich weiß nicht Ich finde er war ziemlich gut

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dafür dass er wahrscheinlich nur eine Hand benutzt hat

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Wisst ihr was Ich habe Mitleid mit euch Amerikanern

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dass ihr euch dieses erstaunliche und lehrreiche Weltraumabenteuer ansehen könnt

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und etwas Obszönes seht

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Könnt ihr bitte einfach versuchen es euch mit der Unschuld eines Kindes anzusehen

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これが幻の失われた環だ

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これでバンジョーを黙らせる

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何だ

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私のよ

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世界骨プレミア

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小さいな前に着た時より成長したからな

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進化とも言えるが

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それは違う

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少年から盗んだからだ

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男だろバルミツバだったんだ

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博物館会員の皆さん言い換えます

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未来の展示物の皆さん

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Ну и приключение это было

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Я бросил школу присоединился к банде

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взял деньги у ростовщика

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и закрутился в водовороте отчаяния наркомании

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и дешевой проституции

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Да уж чувак у тебя был тяжелый день

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Да но я понял кое что

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Жизнь это сплошные решения

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Сделай неверный выбор и ты с треском свалишься

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лицом в луже собственной крови и мочи

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Всё равно своя лужа

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Я принял много неправильных решений в жизни

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А теперь посмотрим смогу ли я принять правильное решение

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Печенье 50 центов за коробку

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Гоните сюда всю мелочевку

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И пачку крекеров

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Ha sido toda una aventura

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Dejé los estudios me uní a una banda

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un prestamista me dejó dinero

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y caí en una espiral de desesperación adicción

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y prostitución barata

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Oh vaya un día que has tenido

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Sí pero he aprendido algo

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La vida son decisiones

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Toma las incorrectas y acabarás boca abajo

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en un charco de tu propia sangre y orina

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Pero tendrías tu propio charco

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He tomado muchas malas decisiones en la vida

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Veamos si puedo tomar aunque solo sea una correcta

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Galletas 50 centavos la caja

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Dadme todas las monedas

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Y una caja de galletas de azúcar

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It's been quite a journey I dropped out of school

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joined a gang took money from a loan shark

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and fell into a spiral of despair addiction and discount prostitution

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Mon you had one hell of a day

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Yeah but I learned something Life is about decisions

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Make the wrong ones and you'll wind up face down

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in a pool of your own blood and urine

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Still to have your own pool

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I've made a lot of bad choices in life

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Now let's see if I can make just one good one

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Cookies Fifty cents a box

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Give me all your change And a box of snickerdoodles

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Duration

41 seconds

Views

20

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:39

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

7

Episode

9

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.