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Just give me your best animal

Just give me your best animal.- Best is a matter of opinion. I personally like the...

Futurama • S02E08 • 1999

Just give me your best animal.- Best is a matter of opinion. I personally like the electric snail. That's a stupid animal. You're stupid.I said I want the best one. Which costs more,the parrot or the lizard? The lizards are a buck each.The parrot is $500. That's a hell of a good parrot. Although, I could get 500 lizardsfor the same price. Girls like swarms of lizards, right? Sir, the store is closingin 2 minutes. Okay. I'll take the 500 lizards. No, wait. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes! The parrot! I spent every penny I had,but I bet Leela's going to love you. You're quite the talker,aren't you? Shut the hell up! Stupid bird! I know where you live!

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Just give me your best animal Best is a matter of opinion

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I personally like the electric snail

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That's a stupid animal You're stupid I said I want the best one

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Which costs more the parrot or the lizard

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The lizards are a buck each The parrot is 500

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That's a hell of a good parrot

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Although I could get 500 lizards for the same price

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Girls like swarms of lizards right

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Sir the store is closing in 2 minutes

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Okay I'll take the 500 lizards

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No wait Yes No Yes Yes Yes

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The parrot

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I spent every penny I had but I bet Leela's going to love you

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You're quite the talker aren't you

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Shut the hell up

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Stupid bird I know where you live

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فقط أعطني أفضل حيوان لديك الأفضل هو مجرد رأي

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أنا شخصيا أفضل الحلزونات الالكترونية

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هذا حلزون أحمق أنت أحمق قلت أنني أريد أفضل حيوان

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والآن مالذي يكلف أكثر الببغاء أم السحلية

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السحلية تساوي دولارا للواحدة والببغاء يساوي 500

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هذا ببغاء رائع حقا

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مع أنني أستطيع أن أحصل على 500 سحلية بنفس السعر

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الفتيات يحبون سربا من السحالي صحيح

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سيدي سيغلق المحل بعد دقيقتين

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حسنا حسنا سآخذ 500 سحلية

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لا انتظر نعم لا بلى بلى نعم

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الببغاء

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حسنا لقد أنفقت كل ما لدي ولكن أراهن أن ليلا ستحبك

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أنت متحدث رائع صحيح

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اخرس

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طائر أحمق أعلم أين تسكن

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Donnez moi votre meilleur animal Tout est relatif

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J'aime bien l'escargot électrique

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C'est idiot Vous êtes idiot J'ai dit le meilleur

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Lequel est plus cher Le perroquet ou le lézard

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1 pièce pour les lézards Le perroquet 500

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C'est un sacré perroquet

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Mais ca me ferait 500 lézards pour le même prix

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Ca plaît aux filles non

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Monsieur on ferme dans deux minutes

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D'accord Je prends 500 lézards

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Non attendez

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Le perroquet

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FERME A ELNO

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J'ai dépensé tout ce que j'avais mais Leela va t'adorer

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Tu es bien bavard toi

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La ferme

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Idiot d'oiseau Je sais où te trouver

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gegen Den Ausländer

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Ich komme nicht von hier Ich habe eigene Bräuche

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Schaut euch meinen verrückten Reisepass an

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Gegen Den Kettenraucher

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Ich liebe es zu rauchen Und wenn ich den Kampf gewinne

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gehe ich direkt in euer Lieblingsrestaurant

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BENDER DER VERBRECHER

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Ich bin auch ein Ultimate Robot Liebhaber

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Bender du bist drei Stunden zu spät

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一番いいペットを

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そりゃ人による

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僕は電気カタツムリだ

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バカにするな一番のペットと言ったろ

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オウムとトカゲどっちが高い

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トカゲは１匹１ドルオウムは500ドル

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ご立派なオウムだ

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だけどトカゲ500匹も悪くない

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女の子なら喜ぶよね

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あと２分で閉店です

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じゃトカゲ500匹を

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やめた

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いや待てよ

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決めたよし

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コレだ

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オウムにする

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エックスマス休業

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リーラが気に入ってくれるといいな

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おしゃべりが上手だね

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黙りやがれ

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逃げられると思うなよ

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отправлюсь в ваш любимый ресторан

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толпа одобрительно кричит

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Кстати я и в любовных битвах чемпион

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девушки хихикают

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Бендер ты опоздал на 3 часа

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Ты не можешь прекратить тренировки сейчас После всех наших усилий

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Что значит мы Я сказала наши

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Бендер Преступник в тебе не нуждается Бендер Преступник ни в ком не нуждается

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А как же мы мистер Преступник Ну фанаты мне нужны Пошли девочки

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Лига борцов роботов

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Здарова шеф Я тут собрался побороть этих двух курочкек в луже грязи

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Вообще то мы решили пойти другим путем

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Deme el mejor animal Depende del gusto

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Yo opto por el caracol eléctrico

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Un estúpido animal Como Vd He dicho que quiero el mejor

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Qué vale más el loro o la lagartija

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Las lagartijas a 1 El loro vale 500

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Vaya loro más guay

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Puedo pillar 500 lagartijas por el mismo precio

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A las chicas le gustan

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Señor cerramos dentro de 2 minutos

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Me llevo las 500 lagartijas

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No espere Sí No Sí Sí Sí

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El loro

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CERRADO POR NAVIDAD

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Me he gastado toda la pasta pero seguro que a Leela le chiflas

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Te gusta el parloteo eh

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Cállate leches

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Pájaro estúpido Sé dónde vives

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Duration

55 seconds

Views

32

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:42

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

8

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.