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Keep your hands inside the car at all times

Keep your hands inside the carat all times. Good old Coney Island College.Go Whitefish!...

Futurama • S02E02 • 1999

Keep your hands inside the carat all times. Good old Coney Island College.Go Whitefish! Don't take this the wrong way,but you don't seem educated. Oh yeah? Read it and weep.I'm a certified college dropout. Everyone knows 20th-century collegeswere really expensive daycare centers. True. By current academic standards,you're a mere high-school dropout. What?! That's not fair. I deserve the same respectother college dropouts get. By God, I'll enroll at Mars Universityand drop out all over again! - You won't last two weeks.- Thanks for believing in me

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Keep your hands inside the car at all times

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Good old Coney Island College Go Whitefish

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Don't take this the wrong way but you don't seem educated

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Oh yeah

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Read it and weep I'm a certified college dropout

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Everyone knows 20th century colleges were really expensive daycare centers

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True By current academic standards you're a mere high school dropout

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What That's not fair

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I deserve the same respect other college dropouts get

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By God I'll enroll at Mars University and drop out all over again

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You won't last two weeks Thanks for believing in me

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Gardez bien les mains à l'intérieur du wagon

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Cette bonne vieille fac de Coney lsland Allez les Whitefish

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Sans vouloir te vexer tu n'as pas le profile d'un ancien étudiant

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Ah ouais

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Ca t'en bouche un coin Je suis un authentique glandeur diplômé

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Les facs du 20ème siècle étaient des espèces de garderies hors de prix

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Selon les critères actuels c'est comme si tu n'avais pas fait d'études

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Mais c'est pas juste

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Je mérite autant de respect que ceux qui glandent à la fac en l'an 3000

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Je vais m'inscrire à l'université martienne et rater encore mes études

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Tu ne tiendras pas deux semaines C'est sympa de croire en moi

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INSCRIPTIONS DES ETUDIANTS

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HaIten Sie Ihre Hände im Wagen

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Das gute aIte Coney IsIand CoIIege Go Whitefish

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Versteh das nicht faIsch aber du bist nicht gerade gebiIdet

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Ach ja

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Lies das und weine Ich bin ein anerkannter CoIIegeversager

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Jeder weiß dass die CoIIeges damaIs nur teure Tagesstätten waren

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Nach heutigem akademischem Standard bist du nur ein SchuIversager

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Was Das ist nicht fair

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Ich wiII denseIben Respekt wie aIIe anderen CoIIegeversager

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Ich muss mich hier nur noch maI immatrikuIieren und durchfaIIen

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Du häItst keine zwei Wochen durch Danke für dein Vertrauen

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IMMATRIKULATION

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車の窓から手を出さないで

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懐かしいな

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ゴーホワイトフィッシュ

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悪いけど教養があるように見えない

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そう

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中途退学証明書

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恐れ入るがいい

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れっきとした中退者だ

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20世紀の大学は高額な保育園と同じだった

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今の教育水準では高校中退と同等だ

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そんな納得いかない

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大学中退者と認められたい

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よし火星大学に入ってもう一度中退してやる

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２週間持たない

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まあ見てろよ

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入学手続き

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Что повергает человека в нейтралитет Жажда золота Власти

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Или вы родились с сердцем полным нейтралитета

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Сэр Вы сейчас должны разрезать ленточку

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Пустяки я разрежу её прямо отсюда лазерным лучом

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Сэр по моему это неправильно

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Киф в чем я не нуждаюсь так это в твоем сэр это неправильно

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Debe Ser Así de Alto para Anotarse

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Mantén las manos dentro del auto

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La vieja universidad de Coney Island Vamos

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No lo tomes a mal pero no pareces haber sido estudiante

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Ah no

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Aviso de No Graduado Lee y llora

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Estuve matriculado pero dejé los estudios

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Todos saben que las universidades del siglo XX

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eran guarderías infantiles caras

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Según los parámetros actuales dejaste los estudios de bachillerato

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Qué Eso no es justo

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Merezco el mismo respeto que cualquiera que dejó la universidad

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Me inscribiré en esta universidad y volveré a dejar los estudios

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No durarás dos semanas

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Gracias por creer en mí

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Inscripción de Alumnos

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Man KEEP YOUR HANDS INSIDE THE CAR AT ALL TIMES

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GOOD OLD CONEY ISLAND COLLEGE

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GO WHITEFISH

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DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY FRY

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BUT YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE THE EDUCATED TYPE

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OH YEAH

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READ IT AND WEEP

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I'M A CERTIFIED COLLEGE DROPOUT

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PLEASE

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EVERYONE KNOWS 20th CENTURY COLLEGES

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WERE BASICALLY EXPENSIVE DAYCARE CENTERS

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THAT'S TRUE

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BY CURRENT ACADEMIC STANDARDS

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YOU'RE MERELY A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT

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WHAT THAT'S NOT FAIR

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I DESERVE THE SAME RESPECT ANY OTHER COLLEGE DROPOUT GETS

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BY GOD I'M GOING TO ENROLL HERE AT MARS UNIVERSITY

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AND DROP OUT ALL OVER AGAIN

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YOU WON'T LAST TWO WEEKS

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AH THANKS FOR BELIEVING IN ME

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Duration

45 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:57

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

2

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.