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Man, we look stupid

A, a puppy b, a pretty flowerfrom your sweetie or c, a largeproperly formatted data file?...

Futurama • S01E05 • 1999

Man, we look stupid. We should have gottenstore‐bought costumes. Yeah, but there wasn'ta woolworth's in this quadrant. Halt! Be you robot or human? Robot... we be. Uh, yep. Just two robotsout roboting it up. Eh? Administer the test. Which of the followingwould you most prefer: A, a puppy b, a pretty flowerfrom your sweetie or c, a largeproperly formatted data file? Choose! Uh, is the puppymechanicalin any way? No, it is the bad kind of puppy. Then we'll gowith that data file. Correct. The flower would alsohave been acceptable. You may pass

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Man we look stupid

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We should have gotten store bought costumes

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Yeah but there wasn't a woolworth's in this quadrant

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Male Halt

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Be you robot or human

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Robot we be

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Uh yep

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Just two robots out roboting it up

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Eh

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Administer the test

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Which of the following would you most prefer

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A a puppy

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b a pretty flower from your sweetie

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or c a large properly formatted data file

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Choose

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Both whispering

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Uh is the puppy mechanical in any way

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No it is the bad kind of puppy

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Then we'll go with that data file

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Correct

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The flower would also have been acceptable

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You may pass

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مظهرنا غبي كان علينا شراء أطقم جاهزة

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أجل ولكن ما من متاجر ملابس في هذه المنطقة

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أروبوت أم بشر أنتما

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روبوت نحن

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أجل مجرد روبوتين يفعلان ما يفعله الروبوت

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ابدأ الامتحان

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أي الخيارات الآتية تفض لها أكثر

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الأول جرو

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الثاني زهرة جميلة من حبيبك

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أم الثالث ملف بيانات كبير مصاغ جيدا

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اختارا

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هل الجرو آلي بطريقة ما لا وإنما هو النوع السيئ من الجراء

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إذن نختار ملف البيانات

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صحيح كانت الزهرة خيارا مقبولا أيضا

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يمكنكما المرور

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On est nuls on aurait dû acheter nos costumes dans une boutique

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Mais il n'y a pas de commerce Halte

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Etes vous robots ou humains

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Robots nous sommes

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On est deux robots tout ce qu'il y a de plus robotique

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Faisons leur passer le test

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Que préférez vous

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A Un petit chien

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B Une fleur de votre fiancée

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Ou C Une banque de donnée soigneusement formatée

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Choisissez

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Le chien a des parties mécaniques Non il est ordinaire

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Alors la banque de données

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Correct La fleur était recevable

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Vous pouvez passer

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Wir sehen aIbern aus Wir hätten uns Kostüme in einem Laden kaufen soIIen

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Leider gibt's hier keinen WooIworth 1 Wächter HaIt

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Seid ihr Roboter oder Menschen

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Roboter sind wir

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Zwei Roboter im Roboter Außendienst

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Hä

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VoIIziehen wir den Test

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Was würdest du vorziehen

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A Ein Haustier

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B Eine BIume von deiner Liebsten

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Oder C Eine große gut abgespeicherte Datei

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WähIt

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GefIüster

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Ist das Haustier mechanisch Nein es ist die schIimme Art

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Wir nehmen die Datei

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Richtig Die BIume wäre annehmbar gewesen

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2 Wächter Ihr dürft passieren

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Kita tampak bodoh Seharusnya kita membeli kostum di toko

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Ya tapi tak ada Woolworth's di kuadran ini

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Berhenti

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Kalian robot atau manusia

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Kami robot

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Benar hanya dua robot yang bersikap bagai robot

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Jalankan tesnya

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Mana dari berikut ini yang paling kalian suka

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A Anak anjing

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B Bunga cantik dari kekasih kalian

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Atau C Berkas data besar yang diformat dengan benar

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Pilihlah

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Apa anak anjing itu robot Bukan Jenis anak anjing jelek

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Kalau begitu kami memilih berkas data

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Benar Bunga juga pilihan yang diterima

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Kalian boleh masuk

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ヒドい格好衣装を買えばよかった

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この辺では売ってないでしょ

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止まれ

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ロボットか人間か答えよ

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私たちはロボット

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２体のロボットらしいロボットだ

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ね

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こいつらをテストしろ

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最も好ましいのは

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Ａ子犬

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Ｂ恋人からの花

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Ｃ膨大なフォーマット済みデータ

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選べ

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子犬は機械仕掛け

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いや好ましくない子犬だ

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ではＣのデータ

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正解だ

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Ｂの花でもよい

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通ってよし

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Блин мы выглядим по идиотски Нужно было взять покупные костюмы

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Да но в этом секторе нет ни одного магазина Стражник 1 Стоять

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Вы быть робот или человек

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Робот мы быть

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Ээ да Просто два робота идут по своим роботским делам

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А

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Проведи тест

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Что из перечисленного для вас наиболее предпочтительно

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А щенок

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Б милый цветочек от объекта своей любви

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или С большой файл данных форматированный должным образом

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Выбирайте

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А щенок случайно не механический Нет Щенок иного вида плохого

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Тогда мы выбираем файл данных

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Верно Цветок также был бы приемлем

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Стражник 2 Вы можете пройти

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Qué estúpidos lucimos Debimos haber comprado los trajes

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Sí pero no había una tienda en este cuadrante

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Alto Son robots o humanos

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Robots somos

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Sí somos dos robots que roboteamos

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Hazles la prueba

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Qué prefieren

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A un cachorro B una bonita flor de su pareja

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o C un enorme y bien formateado archivo de datos

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Elijan

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El cachorro es mecánico

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No Es un cachorro de mala raza

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Elegimos el archivo de datos

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Correcto La flor también era aceptable

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Pueden pasar

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MAN WE LOOK STUPID

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WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN STORE BOUGHT COSTUMES

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YEAH BUT THERE WASN'T A WOOLWORTH'S IN THIS QUADRANT

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Male HALT

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BE YOU ROBOT OR HUMAN

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ROBOT WE BE

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UH YEP

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JUST TWO ROBOTS OUT ROBOTING IT UP

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EH

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ADMINISTER THE TEST

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WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING WOULD YOU MOST PREFER

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A A PUPPY

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B A PRETTY FLOWER FROM YOUR SWEETIE

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OR C A LARGE PROPERLY FORMATTED DATA FILE

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CHOOSE

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Both Whispering

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UH IS THE PUPPY MECHANICAL IN ANY WAY

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NO IT IS THE BAD KIND OF PUPPY

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THEN WE'LL GO WITH THAT DATA FILE

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CORRECT

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THE FLOWER WOULD ALSO HAVE BEEN ACCEPTABLE

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YOU MAY PASS

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Duration

54 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:08:11

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.