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Martian roulette dealer: 15 black

Category-fiveloser now departing. ♪ hey, big lobster... I'll make th simple. Our money or...

Futurama • S07E11 • 1999

Martian roulette dealer:15 black. Now that's the God I know. Zoidberg, what iswrong with you? You just threw away a fortune! Ah, easy come, easy go. But for one brief moment,I made everybody on Mars happy. And if you ask me,that makes me a winner. Woman: Category-fiveloser now departing. ♪ hey, big lobster... I'll make th simple. Our money or your life. Sardini?

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Martian roulette dealer 15 black

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Sighs and groans

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Now that's the God I know

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Zoidberg what is wrong with you

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You just threw away a fortune

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Ah easy come easy go

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But for one brief moment I made everybody on Mars happy

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And if you ask me that makes me a winner

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Staticky squeak over P A System

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Woman Over P A Category five loser now departing

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hey big lobster

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Laughing

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Grunting

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I'll make th simple

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Our money or your life

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Coughing

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Sardini

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15 noir

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soupirs et gémissements

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LÀ c'est le Dieu que je connais

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Zoidberg qu'est ce qui ne va pas chez toi

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Tu viens juste de balancer une fortune

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Ha vite venu vite parti

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Mais pendant un bref instant J'ai rendu tous les habitants de Mars heureux

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Et on me pose la question ça fait de moi un gagnant

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bruit strident via le haut parleur

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Femme via le haut parleur Sortie d'un perdant de catégorie 5

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hey gros homard

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rires

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grognements

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Je vais faire simple

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Notre fric ou ta vie

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toussant

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Un Sardini

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15 Schwarz

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Das ist der Gott den ich kenne Zoidberg was ist los mit dir

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Du hast gerade ein Vermögen weggeworfen

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Ah wie gewonnen so zerronnen

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Aber für einen kurzen Moment hatte ich jeden auf dem Mars glücklich gemacht

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Und wenn du mich fragst macht mich das zu einem Gewinner

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Verlierer der Kategorie 5 reist ab

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Hey großer Hummer

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Ich mach das einfach Unser Geld oder dein Leben

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Sardini

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ほっといてくれ

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女房に嫌われ惑星征服も疲れた

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落ち着きなさいそれは中年の危機だ

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中年の危機

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通俗心理学の決まり文句で慰めろ

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女房に放り出されたなんて最高だ

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好きに生きて葉巻を吸える

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無視してベンダーは幸せそうなだけ

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ンダンダとの関係を修復すべきよ

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やるべきことは明白だ

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ロケットカー

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優雅なゾウ

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大きい高い

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Моя жена меня ненавидит а покорение планет мне обрыдло

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Ну ну Просто у тебя кризис среднего возраста

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Кризис среднего возраста

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Люррр требует уюта как в затертой поп психологии

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Слушай чувак тебя жена вышвырнула

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Это лицензия на то чтобы быть козлом

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Ты можешь сделать все что пожелаешь а потом уйти и закурить сигару

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Не слушай его Люррр

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Бендер может и кажется счастливым

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Но в будущем тебе придется налаживать свои отношения с НдНд

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Да мне теперь совершенно ясно что я должен делать

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15 negro

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Este es el Dios que conozco

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Zoidberg qué pasa contigo

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Acabas de tirar a la basura una fortuna

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Igual que vino se fue

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Pero por un momento hice feliz a todo el mundo en Marte

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Y si me lo preguntas eso me convierte en un ganador

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Perdedor de categoría cinco efectuando su salida

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eh gran langosta

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Te lo pondré fácil

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Nuestro dinero o tu vida

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Un sardini

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15 black

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ALL Aw

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Now that's the God I know

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Zoidberg what is wrong with you

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You just threw away a fortune

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Easy come easy go But for one brief moment

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I made everybody on Mars happy

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And if you ask me that makes me a winner

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BEEPING

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AUTOMATED VOICE Category five loser now departing

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Hey big lobster

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LAUGHS

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I'll make this simple Our money or your life

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Sardini

Available in 7 languages

Duration

51 seconds

Views

23

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:25

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

7

Episode

11

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.