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No cheap crack houses for me no more!

No cheap crack houses for me no more! Very good, sir.Shall I pre-warm sir's crack pipe?...

Futurama • S05E11 • 1999

No cheap crack houses for me no more! Very good, sir.Shall I pre-warm sir's crack pipe? Oh, Kif, it was so romantic of you......to rent this paddle planewith your tax rebate. We're like two dandelion seedswafting on the breeze. Yes. Seeds. Wafting. I almost feel kind of shallow for blowingmy rebate on this cool talking tattoo. Hey, Gordon Gekko. I cost as muchas this whole crummy date! Shut up! Ow!

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No cheap crack houses for me no more

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Very good sir Shall I pre warm sir's crack pipe

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MOANS

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KIF GASPING

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Oh Kif it was so romantic of you

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to rent this paddle plane with your tax rebate

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We're like two dandelion seeds wafting on the breeze

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Yes Seeds Wafting

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I almost feel kind of shallow for blowing my rebate on this cool talking tattoo

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Hey Gordon Gekko I cost as much as this whole crummy date

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Shut up Ow

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لن أسكن في بيت متصدع بعد الآن

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أحسنت يا سيدي سأجهز غرفتك في فندقنا المتصدع

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إنها رومانسية منك يا كيف

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أن تستأجر هذه الطائرة بالمبلغ المسترد

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نحن مثل زهرتين ينثرا بذورهما مع ه بوب النسيم

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نعم بذور ه بوب

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أشعر أن تفكيري سطحي لإنفاقي المال على هذا الوشم المتكلم الرائع

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يا هذا تكلفتي تعادل تكلفة هذا الموعد التافه

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اصمت

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Adieu les fumeries bon marché

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MANOIR DU CRACK

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Merci Monsieur Dois je préchauffer la pipe de Monsieur

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Kif c'est si romantique d'avoir loué

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cet avion à pédales Nous sommes

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2 pissenlits flottant dans la brise

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Oui Pissenlits Flottant

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J'ai presque honte de m'être offert ce tatouage parlant

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Je coûte aussi cher que ce rendez vous minable

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La ferme

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Lass mich raten Mom Höchstpersönlich

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Kann ich auch Mom raten

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Um Kosten zu senken gründete sie ein neues Unternehmen

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Moms freundliche Roboter um Robotersklaven zu bauen

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Vergesst nicht Das war in den Tagen vor Robot Lincoln

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Schneller Schneller

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Ich arbeite genau so schnell wie Sie mich gebaut haben

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Schlaumeier was

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Schließlich war der Planet bis zu einer leeren Hülle abgeschürft

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und mein Volk musste evakuiert werden

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Ich jedoch hatte einen jungen Schweinosaurier verspeist

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安い密売所暮らしにおさらばだ

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高級密売所

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吸引パイプを温めておきましょうか

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還付金で借りてくれたのねロマンチックよ

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私たち風に舞うタンポポの種ね

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そうだね種が舞ってる

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私はくだらないしゃべるタトゥーに使った

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この安っぽいデートと同じ金額だぜ

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黙って

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Всё больше никаких дешёвых наркопритонов

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Нарко особняк

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Отлично сэр Угодно ли сэру разогреть его трубку для крэка

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О Киф это было так романтично

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взять напрокат педалелёт на свою прибавку

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Мы с тобой как семена одуванчика парящие на ветерке

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Да семена парящие

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Я почти чувствую себя мелочной за то что спустила свою прибавку

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на эту клёвую говорящую татуху

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Эй ты Геккон Я стою столько же сколько это занюханное свидание

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Заткнись Ай

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NO CHEAP CRACK HOUSES FOR ME NO MORE

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VERY GOOD SIR SHALL I PREWARM SIR'S CRACK PIPE

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Excited Muttering

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Wings Flapping Panting

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OH KIF IT WAS SO ROMANTIC OF YOU TO RENT THIS PADDLEPLANE

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WITH YOUR TAX REBATE

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WE'RE LIKE TWO DANDELION SEEDS WAFTING ON THE BREEZE

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Panting YES SEEDS WAFTING

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I ALMOST FEEL KINDA SHALLOW FOR BLOWING MY REBATE ON THIS COOL TALKING TATTOO

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HEY GORDON GEKKO I COST AS MUCH AS THIS WHOLE CRUMMY DATE

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SHUT UP OWW

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Panting Continues

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Duration

40 seconds

Views

25

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:40

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

11

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.