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No free will

No free will. Not my fault. Why do you care so much, Bender? I mean, for all we know,...

Futurama • S07E09 • 1999

No free will. Not my fault. Why do you care so much, Bender? I mean, for all we know, humans don't evenhave free will! Yeah, whatever. Professor, you're my only hope. If you love me even a little, build me some kind offree will unit! A robot free will unit? Impossible! And even if it were possible,which it's not, it would still beinconceivable... which it is! Oh, I'm sorry, Bender... I hate to bethe bearer of bad news. Also, good news, everyone! We have a delivery tothe robot homeworld!

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No free will Not my fault

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Why do you care so much Bender

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I mean for all we know

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humans don't even have free will

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Yeah whatever

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Professor you're my only hope

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If you love me even a little

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build me some kind of free will unit

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A robot free will unit

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Impossible

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And even if it were possible which it's not

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it would still be inconceivable which it is

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Oh I'm sorry Bender

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news

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Also good news everyone

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We have a delivery to the robot homeworld

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Pas de libre arbitre Pas de ma faute

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Pourquoi tu t'en soucis tant que ça Bender

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Je veux dire pour ce qu'on en sait

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les humains n'ont même pas de libre arbitre

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Ouais peu importe

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Professeur vous êtes mon seul espoir

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Si tu m'aimes ne serait ce qu'un peu

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construit moi une sorte d'appareil de libre arbitre

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Un appareil de libre arbitre pour robot

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Impossible

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Et même si c'était possible ce qui ne l'est pas

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ce serait toujours inconcevable ce qui l'est

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Oh Je suis désolé Bender

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Je déteste être porteur de mauvaises nouvelles

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Aussi bonnes nouvelles tout le monde

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On a une livraison pour la planète natale des robots

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Genau zu der Zeit als sie und Robin ihre Freundschaft beendeten

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Natürlich Robin hasst Kinder

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Mit einer kleinen Göre rumzuhängen ist das Letzte das sie will

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Folglich wenn ich darf

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Als Glitters Gebärmutter eine Frucht gebar

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sagte Robin zum Teufel damit ich mag nicht mahr

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Glitter wurde schwanger also servierte Robin sie ab

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So muss es gewesen sein stimmt's Lil

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Lil Robin wird mich abservieren

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Schätzchen

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Wenn ein zweiter Uterus sich erweitert

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Alter

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すっかり殺菌してくれてる

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だが何だナノボットが複雑化してる

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何だって

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ロボットが自ら進化した

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自らではない私が水に入れた

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私は天才だ張り合うな

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大きくなったわ

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マジか三葉虫ロボだ

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そんなサングラスが中に

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Нет свободы воли Не моя вина

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Почему тебя так сильно волнует Бендер

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Я имею ввиду как всем нам известно

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даже у людей нету свободы воли

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Да пофиг

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Профессор вы моя единственная надежда

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Если вы меня хоть немного любите

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сделайте мне хоть какой нибудь блок свободы воли

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Блок свободной воли для робота

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Невозможно

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Даже будь это возможно а это невозможно

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это попросту невообразимо и не воображай

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Ох прости меня Бендер

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Я ненавижу приносить плохие новости

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Также хорошие новости внимание

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Нам нужно доставить посылку мир роботов

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No tengo libre albedrío No es culpa mía

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Por qué te importa tanto Bender

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Porque hasta donde sabemos

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ni siquiera los humanos tenemos libre albedrío

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Sí vale

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Profesor usted es mi única esperanza

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Si me ama aunque sea un poco

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construya una especie de unidad de libre albedrío

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Una unidad robótica de libre albedrío

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Imposible

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Y aunque eso fuera posible que no lo es

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seguiría siendo inconcebible que lo es

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Oh lo siento Bender

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Odio ser el que da malas noticias

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Y buenas noticias a todos

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Tenemos una entrega para el planeta de los robots

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sesame

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No free will Not my fault

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Why do you care so much Bender

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I mean for all we know humans don't even have free will

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Yeah whatever

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Professor you're my only hope If you love me even a little

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build me some kind of free will unit

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A robot free will unit Impossible

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And even if it were possible which it's not

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it would still be inconceivable

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Which it is

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CRYING SOFTLY

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Oh I'm sorry Bender I hate to be the bearer of bad news

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Also good news everyone

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We have a delivery to the Robot Homeworld

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Duration

39 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:30

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

7

Episode

9

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.