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I can build you a paraffin eye and graft it on

Yay! Sons, daughters, meet Uncle Fry

Futurama • S03E11 • 1999

I can build you a paraffin eyeand graft it on. It won't be able to see, but you'lllook like a normal two-eyed person. Me? Perfectly normal? Hm. Mm. CHILDREN:Yay! Sons, daughters, meet Uncle Fry

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I can build you a paraffin eye and graft it on

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It won't be able to see but you'll look like a normal two eyed person

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Me Perfectly normal

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Hm

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Mm

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CHILDREN Yay

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Sons daughters meet Uncle Fry

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مائة دولار في الأسبوع

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أنا آسف لأني ضايقتك في الماضي دعيني أعوضك

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يمكنني إصلاح الأمر حتى لا يسخر منك أحد ثانية تعني أن تضربهم

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لأني كسرت أنف ذلك الطفل الأعمي 10 مرات تقريبا و لم يحدث ذلك أي فرق

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لا أنا متخصص في جراحة العيون

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يمكنني أن أصنع عين و أزرعها لك

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لن تستطيعي الرؤية بها لكنك ستبدين تماما كشخص طبيعي له عينان

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Cent dollars par semaine

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Navré de vous avoir taquinée à l'époque Laissez moi me racheter

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Je peux tout arranger Vous allez les rouer de coups

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J'ai cassé le nez de l'aveugle mais ca n'a servi à rien

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Non je suis spécialiste en chirurgie oculaire

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Je peux vous faire un oeil en paraffine et le greffer

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Vous ne verrez pas mieux mais vous aurez deux yeux comme n'importe qui

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Um ihn dann mit einem Gummiband zurückzuholen

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Buh

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Vielleicht löscht das ja das Lächeln aus euren Gesichtern

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Goose springt nach oben

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abgehalten Agrow Treant von der Feldmitte

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Ja

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GLOBETROTTERS 42 SUPERMÄNNER 45

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Die Supermänner führen mit 45 zu 42

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失礼ですが養子を考えたことは

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無いよ

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セックスせず子供を持てますよ

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そうなの

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政府からの手当は週100ドルです

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週100ドルだと

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昔のことを謝りたい

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君がからかわれないよう力になりたい

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あの子の鼻を 10回折ったけど

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Я может быть и простой деревенский гипер цыпленок но за свои дела отвечаю

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Как насчёт например невменяемости

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Несколько месяцев в психушке И можно делать всё что взбредёт в голову

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Если начнете прямо сейчас это нам поможет

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Адвокат какие доказательства вы можете предъявить в пользу их невменяемости

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Они наняли меня защищать их Невменяемость доказана

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Мистер Бендер Я приговариваю вас

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к помещению в лечебниц для психически больных роботов преступников

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Ha pensado en adoptar No

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Es una manera de tener hijos sin sexo

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En serio

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El gobierno ayuda con 100 a la semana

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100 dólares a la semana

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Lamento haberme burlado de ti

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Lo arreglaré nadie se burlará Les pegarás

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HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT ADOPTING ONE OF OUR KIDS SURE HAVEN'T

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WELL KEEP ADOPTION IN MIND IT'S A GREAT WAY TO HAVE A KID WITHOUT HAVING SEX

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REALLY

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PLUS THE GOVERNMENT WILL HELP OUT WITH A SMALL STIPEND OF 100 A WEEK

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A HUNDRED DOLLARS A WEEK Gulping Spitting

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I'M SO SORRY I TEASED YOU BACK THEN

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LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU I CAN FIX IT SO NO ONE EVER MAKES FUN OF YOU AGAIN

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YOU MEAN BY BEATING THEM UP

Available in 8 languages

Duration

25 seconds

Views

129

Timestamp in Movie

00:05:09

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

3

Episode

11

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Icon Productions

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.