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No wonder it's such a mess in there

No wonder it's sucha mess in there. These bad boys are hard to aim. I hate being a man. I...

Futurama • S06E14 • 1999

No wonder it's sucha mess in there. These bad boys are hard to aim. I hate being a man. I smell bad, my faceis scratchy, and the food at thosestrip clubs is terrible. Crappin' a. Still, I'm sure the women arehaving an even harder time. O.M.G.! Being chicks is so much fun. Now when I say stupid things,guys all laugh and buy me stuff. Ugh. What a skank. Anyway, planet expressis still facing foreclosure. There's no waywe can raise enough money to save this company. Wait. What aboutthe girlie calendar? Well, that won't work, remember? We only have three womenon staff... "All female employees mustpose nude if requested." And it is requested

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No wonder it's such a mess in there

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These bad boys are hard to aim

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I hate being a man

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I smell bad my face is scratchy

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and the food at those strip clubs is terrible

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Crappin' a

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Still I'm sure the women are having an even harder time

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O M G

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Being chicks is so much fun

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Now when I say stupid things guys all laugh and buy me stuff

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Ugh What a skank

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Anyway planet express is still facing foreclosure

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There's no way we can raise enough money

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to save this company

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Wait What about the girlie calendar

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Well that won't work remember

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We only have three women on staff

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All female employees must pose nude if requested

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And it is requested

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Pas étonnant qu'il soit en désordre là dedans

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Ces badboy sont difficiles à viser

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Je déteste être un homme

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Je sens mauvais mon visage est irrité

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et de la nourriture des clubs de striptease est horrible

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Vraiment mauvaise

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Pourtant je suis sûr que pour les femmes c'est encore plus difficiles

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Oh mon dieu

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Etre une poule c'est tellement amusant

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Maintenant quand je dis des choses stupides tous les gars rient et m'achèter des choses

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Pouah Qu'est ce que ces poufs

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Quoi qu'il en soit le Planet Express est toujours face à l'éviction

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Il n'y a aucun moyen de réunir assez d'argent

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pour sauver cette entreprise

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Attends Qu'en est il du calendrier girlie

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Eh bien ça ne marchera pas tu te souviens

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Nous avons seulement trois femmes dans tout le personnel

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Tous les employés de sexe féminin doivent poser nue si nécessaire

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Et c'est nécessaire

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Kein Wunder dass da so ein Chaos ist

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Mit diesen bösen Jungs ist es schwer zu zielen

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Ich hasse es ein Mann zu sein

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Ich rieche schlecht

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mein Gesicht ist kratzig und das Essen in diesen Stripclubs ist schrecklich

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Verdammt richtig

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Trotzdem bin ich mir sicher dass die Frauen es noch schwerer haben

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OMG

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Eine Tusse zu sein macht so viel Spaß

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Wenn ich jetzt dumme Sachen sage

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lachen Kerle und kaufen mir Zeug

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Was für ein Dreck

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Wie auch immer Planet Express steht immer noch vor der Zwangsvollstreckung

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Es gibt keinen Weg dass wir genug Geld aufbringen können um das Unternehmen zu retten

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Warte Was ist mit dem Mädels Kalendar

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Nun das wird nicht klappen erinnerst du dich

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Wir haben nur 3 Frau angestellt

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Alle weiblichen Angestellten müssen nackt posieren wenn erwünscht

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Und es ist erwünscht

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Не удивительно что там такой срач Пацанам сложно целиться

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Ненавижу быть мужиком

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Пахну плохо лицо колется а хавчик в стрип клубах просто ужас

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Облом полный А бабы похоже о времени вообще не слышали

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Бо же мой Быть тёлками так прикольно

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Теперь когда я несу чушь парни смеются и покупают что угодно

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Вот динамщик

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В общем так Межпланетному экспрессу по прежнему грозит закрытие

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Мы никак не сможем заработать достаточно денег для спасения компании

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Постой а как насчёт календаря с девушками

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Ничего не выйдет Забыли У нас в штате только три жен

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Все сотрудники женского пола обязаны позировать в обнажённом виде если это необходимо

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А это необходимо

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No me extraña que eso sea un asco

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Con estas cosas es difícil ver

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Odio ser un hombre

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Apesto

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Me pica la cara y la comida en los clubs de striptease es horrible

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Dímelo a mi

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Aún así seguro que las mujeres lo están pasando peor

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Oh Dios Mío

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Ser una tía es muy divertido

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Ahora cuando digo estupideces

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los chicos se ríen y me compran cosas

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Menuda zorra

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Como sea Planet Express aún se enfrenta al embargo

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No hay manera de que consigamos el dinero suficiente para salvarla

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Espera Qué hay del calendario sexy

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No funcionará recuerdas

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Sólo hay tres mujeres en el personal

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Todas las empleadas femeninas deberán posar desnudas si se exige

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Y se exige

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No wonder it's such a mess in there

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These bad boys are hard to aim

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I hate being a man I smell bad my face is scratchy

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and the food at those strip clubs is terrible

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Crapping A

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Still I'm sure the women are having an even harder time

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GIGGLING

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OMG Being chicks is so much fun

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Now when I say stupid things guys all laugh and buy me stuff

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Ugh What a skank

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Anyway Planet Express is still facing foreclosure

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There's no way we can raise enough money to save this company

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Wait What about the girlie calendar

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Well that won't work remember

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We only have three women on staff

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GASPS

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All female employees must pose nude if requested

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And it is requested

Available in 6 languages

Duration

49 seconds

Views

23

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:20

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

6

Episode

14

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.