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Now that's one Bible that doesn't disappoint

Now that's one Biblethat doesn't disappoint. Looks like society's running prettywell...

Futurama • S04E08 • 1999

Now that's one Biblethat doesn't disappoint. Looks like society's running prettywell without my meddling in-- Atomic bombs? Those unbelievers frommy backside found my nuclear pile. Fear not, Lord.We shall be with you soon. This is the maximum levelof being with me! We will solve our own problems.It is time to convert the unbelievers. -Convert them?-To radioactive vapor!

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Now that's one Bible that doesn't disappoint

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Looks like society's running pretty well without my meddling in

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Atomic bombs Those unbelievers from my backside found my nuclear pile

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Fear not Lord We shall be with you soon

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This is the maximum level of being with me

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We will solve our own problems It is time to convert the unbelievers

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Convert them To radioactive vapor

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Vous devez régler vos problèmes Mais Seigneur de Fer

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Quelle partie de non ne comprends tu pas

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MATERIEL DE RANDONNEE SPELEOLOGIE

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Je pars en expédition dans l'Himalaya Il me faut un manteau

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Bender me manque presque autant que toi mais c'est sans espoir

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On n'abandonne pas parce que c'est sans espoir

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Il faut plus espérer se boucher les oreilles et faire ca

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J'aimerais aussi une mule chargée Tout de suite

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Ich bin mit meinen Eltern verabredet und stecke noch in meinen geheimen Kostüm

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Da sind sie

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Wieso ist Leela nicht hier

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Denkst du sie hat es vergessen

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Entspann dich Ich bin sicher sie schämt sich nur für uns

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Hey ihr Freaks Verschwindet in den Gully aber zackig

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Aber wir haben Erlaubnis hier zu sein Vom Bürgermeister selbst

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Ich weiß ja nicht Ich hab noch nie von diesem Bürgermeister gehört

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Der Zoowärter

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マラキ今度は何だ

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背中側の不信心者が反発してます

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祈りを無視されると

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当然だ尻からの祈りなんて聞けるか

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連中は我々と戦争する気です

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不届き者たちに罰を下してください

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俺が手を出すと状況が悪化する

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自分たちで解決しろ

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ですが神よ

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Возьми меня здесь ты зануда

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Это я во всем виноват

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Профессор это просто ужасно Особенно та часть где вы

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Да мне не обязательно было слышать это

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Все современные роботы сделаны по той же схеме что и первый вырабатывающий смог

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И это привело сегодня к глобальному потеплению

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Ах значит виноваты роботы Как я и предполагал

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Нам осталось только одно несмотря на то что наши действия могут показаться жестокими

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Resolved vuestros propios problemas Pero Dios de Metal

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Qué parte del no no ha quedado clara

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EQUIPO PARA MONTAÑISMO Y ESPELUNKETERÍA

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Preparo una expedición al Himalaya y necesito un anorak

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Añoro a Bender casi la mitad que tú pero no hay esperanza

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No pierdas la esperanza aunque no la haya

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Debes tener más aún taparte las orejas y decir

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También quiero una mula de carga Enseguida

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UGH YES MALACHI WHAT IS IT THIS TIME

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MY LORD THE INFIDELS ON YOUR BACK NO LONGER BELIEVE IN YOU

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THEY SAY THEIR PRAYERS GO UNHEEDED

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OF COURSE THEY'RE UNHEEDED HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HEAR PRAYERS COMING OUT OF MY ASS

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THEY TALK OF WAR AGAINST THE FAITHFUL

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I BESEECH THEE RISE UP AGAINST THEM

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SMITE SOMEONE WHO DESERVES IT FOR ONCE

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Sighs MALACHI EVERY TIME I INTERFERE I ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE

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YOU'RE BEST OFF SOLVING YOUR OWN PROBLEMS

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BUT BUT METAL LORD WHAT PART OF NAY DOETHN'T THOU UNDERSTAND

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Duration

32 seconds

Views

25

Timestamp in Movie

00:12:03

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

4

Episode

8

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.