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Oh, Adlai

There he is!

Futurama • S03E11 • 1999

Oh, Adlai. This is the mostbeautiful moment of my life. Daddy, I want a piggyback ride! Daddy's tired. Let's just haveanother dog pile on Fry. -Tell us a story, Daddy Bender!-Story! -All right, fine. Gather around.-Yeah! Story! We want to hear this one again. Ahem. "Bender's Arrest Record,by the police. On March 3, at 2 p.m.,Bender was caught shoplifting." Yeah, show us the picture. GIRL:There he is!

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Oh Adlai This is the most beautiful moment of my life

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ZOIDBERG MIMICS THREE STOOGES

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Daddy I want a piggyback ride

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Daddy's tired Let's just have another dog pile on Fry

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Tell us a story Daddy Bender Story

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All right fine Gather around Yeah Story

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We want to hear this one again

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Ahem

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Bender's Arrest Record by the police

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On March 3 at 2 p m Bender was caught shoplifting

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Yeah show us the picture

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LAUGHING

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GIRL There he is

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تذكروا آداب المائدة أيها الأطفال ضعوا الشوك في الجيب الأيسر و الملاعق في الأيمن

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من منكم أيها الأطفال اللطفاء طلب الدجاج الحار

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أنا

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ماذا تقول عندما يعطيك أحدهم شيئا لقد تأخرت

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هذا فتاي

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و إليك الفاتورة

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أريد الذهاب للحمام

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كان عليك الذهاب للحمام قبل أن يحين وقت الهروب من الفاتورة

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هيا اذهبوا اذهبوا من خلال المطبخ

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أيها المحتالون الصغار إذا امسكت بكم فسأصنع منكم كعكة لطيفة

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اتعلمين رؤيتي لذلك الآلي الغريب و هو يرغم أولئك الأطفال على القيام بهذا

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Les fourchettes dans la poche de gauche les cuillères à droite

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Quel est le petit malin qui a demandé le pigeon épicé

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Moi

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Qu'est ce qu'on dit Il était temps

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Bien fiston

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Et voici l'addition

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J'ai envie de faire caca

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Tu aurais pu y aller avant qu'on parte en courant

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On y va Par la cuisine

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Bande d'escrocs Si je vous attrape je vous réduis en purée

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En voyant ce robot qui oblige ses enfants à lui obéir

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Ein heimischer nicht erlesener Champagner aus dem mittleren Preissegment

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Woher wusstest du das Du verdienst es

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Niemand hört jemals auf dir zu sagen was für ein toller Captain du bist

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Das ist so wahr und so süß

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Du bist schlau du bist schön du bist die allerbeste gehst du mit mir aus

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Fry bitte versuch doch mich zu verstehen

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Du bist ein Mann Ich bin eine Frau

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Wir sind einfach zu verschieden Hey Leela

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Ich darf vielleicht einen Kuchenbasar für die Globetrotter Frauen organisieren

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Kannst du mir zeigen wie man Cupcakes macht

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Alles klar Aber ich will die Form auslecken

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Ich kaufte ihr Champagner Ich habe ihn geöffnet Was muss ein Mann noch tun

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教授はモラルに欠けた変人だ

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ハーミスはラスタファリ主義者

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バナナを数えて

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エイミーはドジばかり

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フライ君は脳に問題がある

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過去の話だ

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リーラは僕たちと同類だろ

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それともアドレイみたいな問題の無い人になりたい

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なんてバカげた質問なの

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同感だ

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夜が明けた

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失礼通るよ

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助けてくれ襲撃だ

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覚えとけフォークは左スプーンは右のポケットへ

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Так так так Минуточку Aгa

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А затем по порядку Папин маленький Дед

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за ним Многолетний Лузер А замыкает группу Последыш

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Давай Последыш Эй Бендер

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Роберто Ooо какой сюрприз что ты здесь

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А ведь я на тебя не настучал помнишь

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Помнишь все доносы которые я на тебя не сделал Помнишь

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Да да А теперь ложись и прикинься мёртвым Только не переиграй

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Э конечно для тебя что угодно друг

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Жди тут Бендер Мне надо переодеться

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Ese raro monstruo que come basura Correcto

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Y el profesor que es un chalado amoral y senil

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Hermes es un Rastafari contable Tally me banana

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Amy es una marciana torpe

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Y tú con tu cerebro Ya está

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Leela quieres ser como nosotros

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o como él sin problemas mentales ni sociales

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Vaya pregunta más tonta

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Tiene razón Hágase la luz

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Cuidado con la cabeza Socorro me atacan

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AND THE PROFESSOR'S A SENILE AMORAL CRACKPOT

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OH AY EEH AY HERMES IS A RASTAFARIAN ACCOUNTANT

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TALLY ME BANANA AMY'S A KLUTZ FROM MARS

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OOPS AND FRY YOU'VE GOT THAT BRAIN THING

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I ALREADY DID SO LEELA DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE US

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OR DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE ADLAI WITH NO SEVERE MENTAL OR SOCIAL PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER

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THAT'S THE DUMBEST QUESTION I EVER HEARD

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SHE'S RIGHT NO DOUBT ABOUT IT DAYLIGHT COME

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COMIN' THROUGH WATCH YOUR HEAD

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HELP I'M UNDER ATTACK Disgusted Shouts

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REMEMBER YOUR MANNERS KIDS FORKS GO IN THE LEFT POCKET SPOONS IN THE RIGHT

Available in 8 languages

Duration

36 seconds

Views

15

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:51

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

3

Episode

11

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.