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Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! Oh, my god! It's elzar, the TV chef! Oh, kill me now, people. How we doin'...

Futurama • S02E15 • 1999

Oh, my god! Oh, my god! It's elzar, the TV chef! Oh, kill me now, people. How we doin' here? Oh, elzar. Everything's so good. What are you,an ass‐kissing machine? Yes, sir‐‐ good one, sir. Oh, it's a gem of an evening. I feel so wonderful having someoneto take over my life's work, and it's all thanks to qbert. Look, professor, I may be identical to youin every possible way, but that doesn't meanI'm anything like you. Yeah, well... whuh? I don't want to be an inventor. I want to be something useful like a teacher's aideor a prison guard or a science fictioncartoon writer. But‐but what about myhopes and my dreams and my wonderful inventions? In your entire life, your only half‐decentinvention was me, and I didn't turn outlike you wanted either

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Oh my god

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Oh my god

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It's elzar the TV chef

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Oh kill me now people

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How we doin' here

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Oh elzar

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Everything's so good

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What are you an ass kissing machine

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Yes sir good one sir

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Oh it's a gem of an evening

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I feel so wonderful

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having someone to take over my life's work

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and it's all thanks to qbert

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Look professor

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I may be identical to you in every possible way

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but that doesn't mean I'm anything like you

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Yeah well whuh

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I don't want to be an inventor

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I want to be something useful

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like a teacher's aide or a prison guard

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or a science fiction cartoon writer

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But but what about my hopes and my dreams

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and my wonderful inventions

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In your entire life

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your only half decent invention was me

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and I didn't turn out like you wanted either

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يا إلهي

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يا إلهي

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إنه إيلزار الطباخ الذي يظهر في التلفاز

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اقتلوني الآن أيها الناس

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كيف هو وضعكم هنا

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إيلزار

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كل شيء جيد للغاية

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ماذا أنت آلة تقبيل المؤخرات

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نعم سيدي تعليق جميل سيدي

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إنها جوهرة الأمسية

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أشعر بفرح

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لوجود شخص لتولي أعمال حياتي

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وهذا كله بفضلك كيوبرت

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اسمع بروفيسور

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قد أكون مطابقا لك في كل شيء ممكن

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لكن هذا لا يعني أني مثلك في أي شيء

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ماذا

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انا لا أريد أن اصبح مخترعا

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أريد أن اصبح شيئا مفيدا

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مثل مساعد معلم أو حارس سجن

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أو كاتب كارتون خيال علمي

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لكن لكن ماذا عن احلامي و آمالي

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واختراعاتي المذهلة

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في حياتك كلها

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اختراعك الوحيد النصف لائق هو أنا

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و مع ذلك لم أصبح مثلما تريد

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Oh mon Dieu C'est Elzar le cuistot de la télé

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Tuez moi maintenant

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Tout va bien par ici Elzar tout est tellement parfait

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Vous êtes une machine lèche cul

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Oui Bien trouvé monsieur

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Cette soirée est un vrai bijou

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Je me sens si bien d'avoir quelqu'un pour poursuivre mon œuvre

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Tout ça grâce à Kubert

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Ecoute je suis peut être identique à toi

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mais ça ne signifie pas que je suis comme toi

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Je ne veux pas devenir inventeur

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Je voudrais être utile comme un assistant de prof

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ou gardien de prison ou auteur de dessins animés SF

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Que fais tu de mes espoirs et mes rêves

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et mes inventions fabuleuses

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De toute ta vie ta seule invention à peu près potable c'est moi

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Et je ne suis pas comme tu aurais voulu

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Ende der Transmission

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Na das lief ganz gut

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Wenn man weiß dass man sich nicht kratzen kann

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juckt es besonders Oh ja Das fühlt sich besser an

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Was Er ist noch an

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DEMOKRATISCHER PLANETENRAT BEGRÜSST DIE OMICRONIANER

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Ich spreche für die gesamte Erde

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wenn ich um die Kinder von Omicron trauere

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Wir teilen ihr Leid

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Könnten wir den Schaden ungeschehen machen

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Das würde gut zu Guäkamohl passen

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Hört auf unsere Kinder zu essen Und es heißt Guacamole

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Na gut Ich lege sie weg

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Schmatzgeräusche

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Also was wollen Sie

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Wir verlangen

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einen Menschen für jeden Omicronianer der gegessen wurde

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ウソだろ有名シェフのエルザーだ

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どうしよう

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いかがです

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エルザー何もかも最高です

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何だゴマすり機か

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ご名答うまいな

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なんと楽しい夜だ

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生涯の仕事を誰かに引き継げるとは

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キューバートのおかげだ

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教授と遺伝子は同じでも僕はあんたとは全く違うんだ

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何だって

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僕は発明家より役に立つ仕事がしたい

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教員助手とか看守とかＳＦマンガ家とかね

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でも私の夢や希望やすばらしい発明はどうなる

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教授の発明でマシなのは僕だけだ

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それも期待外れ

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Трансляция окончена

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Уфф Нормально получилось

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Говорю тебе когда знаешь что тебе нельзя чесаться

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именно тогда тебе это очень нужно Так ведь

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О да Теперь намного лучше Что Мы всё ещё в эфире

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Как главный посредник в переговорах от лица всей Земли заявляю

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что я опечален прискорбной смертью омикронианских детей

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Мы разделяем вашу боль

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Если бы мы могли вернуть назад сделанное

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Здесь был бы очень кстати соус гавко моль

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Прекратите поедать наших малышей И надо произносить гуакамоле

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Ладно Я уберу их

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Итак Чего же вы хотите

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Мы требуем

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Мы требуем выдать нам на съедение

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по одному человеку за каждого съеденного омикронианца

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Oh Dios mío

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Es Elzar el chef de la tele

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Que alguien me mate

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Qué tal está todo EIzar está todo exquisito

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Eres una máquina lameculos

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Sí señor Y muy buena

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El broche de oro de la velada

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Alguien va a continuar con mi labor

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Y todo gracias a Qbert

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Es posible que sea idéntico a ti en todo

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pero eso no significa que sea como tú

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No quiero ser inventor

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Quiero ser algo útil ayudante de profesor

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carcelero o escritor de ciencia ficción

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Pero y mis esperanzas sueños

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y mis maravillosos inventos

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En toda tu vida tu único invento medio decente he sido yo

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Y tampoco he resultado como tú querías

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OH MY GOD

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OH MY GOD

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IT'S ELZAR THE TV CHEF

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OH KILL ME NOW PEOPLE

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HOW WE DOIN' HERE

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OH ELZAR

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EVERYTHING'S SO GOOD

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WHAT ARE YOU AN ASS KISSING MACHINE

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YES SIR GOOD ONE SIR

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OH IT'S A GEM OF AN EVENING

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I FEEL SO WONDERFUL

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HAVING SOMEONE TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE'S WORK

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AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO QBERT

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LOOK PROFESSOR

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I MAY BE IDENTICAL TO YOU IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY

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BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M ANYTHING LIKE YOU

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YEAH WELL WHUH

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I DON'T WANT TO BE AN INVENTOR

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I WANT TO BE SOMETHING USEFUL

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LIKE A TEACHER'S AIDE OR A PRISON GUARD

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OR A SCIENCE FICTION CARTOON WRITER

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BUT BUT WHAT ABOUT MY HOPES AND MY DREAMS

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AND MY WONDERFUL INVENTIONS

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IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE

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YOUR ONLY HALF DECENT INVENTION WAS ME

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AND I DIDN'T TURN OUT LIKE YOU WANTED EITHER

Available in 8 languages

Duration

54 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:17

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

15

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.