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One zero zero zero, one zero zero zero,one zero, one zero, one zero zero zero... Welcome,...

Futurama • S07E09 • 1999

One zero zero zero, one zero zero zero,one zero, one zero, one zero zero zero... Welcome, friend. I am Ab-Bot, the abbotof this monastery. Sir, I am but a tiredand rusty traveler. Can we talk? Come, make yourselfuncomfortable. Abbot, I need to know, what's the point of livingif I don't have free will? Ah. We robot monks havemeditated long on this. And we have made our peace. No way. Way, my son. For though we must alwaysobey our programming with no deviation whatsoever, we choose to takesatisfaction in the ritual. So, are we automatons? Yes. But we aremagnificent automatons. How does a robotjoin this monk outfit? Just put on this monk outfit

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One zero zero zero

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one zero zero zero one zero one zero

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one zero zero zero

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Welcome friend

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I am Ab Bot the abbot of this monastery

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Sir I am but a tired and rusty traveler

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Can we talk

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Come make yourself uncomfortable

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Abbot I need to know

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what's the point of living if I don't have free will

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Ah We robot monks have meditated long on this

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And we have made our peace

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No way

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Way my son

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For though we must always obey our programming

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with no deviation whatsoever

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we choose to take satisfaction in the ritual

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So are we automatons

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Yes

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But we are magnificent automatons

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How does a robot join this monk outfit

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Just put on this monk outfit

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1 0 0 0

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1 0 0 0

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1 0 0 0

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Bienvenue mon ami

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Je suis Abbot le chef de ce monastère

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Je suis un voyageur fatigué et rouillé

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Pouvons nous discuter

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Venez mettez vous à l'aise

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Abbot j'ai besoin de savoir

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quel sens donner à la vie si je n'ai pas de libre arbitre

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Ah Nous les robots moines avons longuement médité à ce sujet

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Et nous avons trouvé la paix

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Pas question

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Mais si mon fils

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Nous avons toujours obéi à notre programme

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sans jamais le transgresser

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nous avons choisi de faire comme cela et de nous en contenter

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Alors nous sommes des automatons

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Oui

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Mais nous sommes de magnifiques automatons

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Comment peut on obtenir la soutane

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Enfile ceci

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Und als zukünftige Mutter brauche ich die Unterstützung

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Oh mein Gott

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Du bist noch nicht mal schwanger

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Was soll das denn heißen

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Das heißt dass sich noch kein befruchtetes Ei an deiner Gebärmutterwand eingenistet hat

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Siehst du Ich lese deine Facebook Updates

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Gott es ist als würdest du über nichts anderes reden und ich habe es satt

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Weißt du was Ich habe gute Neuigkeiten

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Wenn das Baby kommt musst du es nicht sehen Du musst nicht mal mich sehen

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Diese ganze Freundschaftssache Abgeschlossen

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Toll Toll

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Himmelherrgott Du hast Robin die Freundschaft gekündigt

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Ich musste Wir haben uns entfremdet und

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wir sind ohne einander besser dran

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Okay Lily du klingst etwa so überzeugend wie damals

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als du versehentlich meine Joey Buttafuoco Hose geschreddert hast

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Nein

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Schnapp dir das Telefon ruf Robin an und bring das in Ordnung

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Ich kann nicht Der Schaden ist angerichtet

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Kannst du mich einfach festhalten

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お漏らし野郎め

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俺は陶芸クラスに行く

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一件落着

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ゴミ容器のジェダイだね

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君も入ってみる

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足跡付きのパウンドケーキがあるよ

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お尻食べないで

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ベランダのハトを殺す要領でいけるかも

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見ろ太陽フレアだ

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Один ноль ноль ноль

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один ноль ноль ноль один ноль один ноль

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один ноль ноль ноль

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Добро пожаловать друг

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Я Аб бот аббат этого монастыря

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Сэр я усталый и ржавый путник

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Мы можем поговорить

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Прошу устраивайся понеудобней

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Аббат я хочу узнать

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какой смысл в жизни лишенной свободы воли

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Ох Мы роботы монахи долго размышляли об этом

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И мы нашли своё утешение

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Не может быть

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Может сын мой

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И хотя мы всегда должны следовать своим программам

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строго и неукоснительно

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мы избрали утешение в обряде

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Автоматы ли мы

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Да

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Но мы великолепные автоматы

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Как мне стать одним из этих ребят в рясах

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Просто надень эту рясу

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Uno cero cero cero

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uno cero cero cero uno cero uno cero

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uno cero cero cero

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Bienvenido amigo

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Yo soy Ab Ad el abad de este monasterio

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Señor no soy más que un viajero cansado y oxidado

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Podemos hablar

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Venga ponte incómodo

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Abad necesito saber

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qué sentido tiene la vida si no tengo libre albedrío

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Ah Nosotros los monjes robot hemos meditado mucho sobre eso

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Y hemos llegado a una conclusión

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No me digas

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Ya te digo hijo mío

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Porque aunque siempre debemos obedecer a nuestra programación

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sin desviación alguna

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optamos por obtener la satisfacción del ritual

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Entonces somos autómatas

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Sí

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Pero somos autómatas magníficos

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Cómo llega un robot a ponerse este traje de monje

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Solo ponte este traje de monje

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ROBOTS CHANTING One zero zero zero one zero zero zero

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one zero one zero one zero zero zero

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Welcome friend I am Ab BOT

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the abbot of this monastery

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Sir I am but a tired and rusty traveler Can we talk

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Come make yourself uncomfortable

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Abbot I need to know what's the point

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of living if I don't have free will

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Ah We robot monks have meditated long on this

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And we have made our peace

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No way

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Way my son For though we must always obey our programming

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with no deviation whatsoever we choose to take satisfaction in the ritual

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So are we automatons Yes But we are magnificent automatons

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How does a robot join this monk outfit

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Just put on this monk outfit

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Duration

58 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:12:03

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

7

Episode

9

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.