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Ooh! Ooh! Hey, drink machine, what kind of alcoholic sodas you got? Y'all can't drink at work! This

Ooh! Ooh!Hey, drink machine, what kind of alcoholic sodas you got? Y'all can't drink at...

Futurama • S07E01 • 1999

Ooh! Ooh!Hey, drink machine, what kind of alcoholic sodas you got? Y'all can't drink at work!This ain't a sawmill! No alcohol?! And you got the nerve to call yourselfa beverage machine?! I call myself "Bev." And if you're lookingfor a smelly old can of booze, go look in the mirror. - Oh, snap!- Oh...! Now, now,everybody calm down. Yeah, I need one more Slurm

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carbonation hissing

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Ooh Ooh Hey drink machine

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what kind of alcoholic sodas you got

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Y'all can't drink at work This ain't a sawmill

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No alcohol

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scoffs And you got the nerve

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to call yourself a beverage machine

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I call myself Bev

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And if you're looking for a smelly old can of booze

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go look in the mirror

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Oh snap Oh

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Now now everybody calm down

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Yeah I need one more Slurm

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Ooh Ooh Hey drink machine

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what kind of alcoholic sodas you got

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Y'all can't drink at work This ain't a sawmill

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No alcohol

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And you got the nerve to call yourself a beverage machine

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I call myself Bev

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And if you're looking for a smelly old can of booze

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go look in the mirror

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Oh snap Oh

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Now now everybody calm down

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Yeah I need one more Slurm

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Oh Oh Hé distributeur

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Quel genre de soda alcoolisé avez vous

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Vous pouvez pas boire au travail C'est pas une distillerie

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Y'a pas d'alcool

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Et t'as les tripes de dire que t'es un distributeur

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Je m'appelle Dist

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Et si tu cherche une veille canette puant l'alcool

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Va te regarder dans un miroir

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Oh snap Oh

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Bon bon Tout le monde se calme

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Ouais j'ai encore besoin d'un Slurm

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Getränkemaschine welche Alkoholika hast du

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Bei der Arbeit trinkt man nicht Wir sind doch keine Sägemühle

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Kein Alkohol

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Und du hast den Nerv dich Getränkemaschine zu nennen

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Ich nenne mich Bev

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Und wenn du eine stinkende Dose Alkohol suchst

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schau in den Spiegel

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Treffer

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Nein beruhigt euch

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Ja ich brauche noch ein Slurm

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О О Машина с напитками

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а какая из газировок у тебя с градусами

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Вам нельзя пить на работе Это же не лесопилка

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Нет алкоголя

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И тебе хватает наглости называться машиной с напитками

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Я себя называю Бев

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Если тебе нужна старая вонючая банка бухла

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иди и глянь в зеркало

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Подловила

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Так так ну ка все успокоились

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Ага мне нужен ещё один стакан Слёрма

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GULPS Ooh ooh

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Hey drink machine what kind of alcoholic sodas you got

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Y'all can't drink at work This ain't a sawmill

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No alcohol SCOFFS

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And you got the nerve to call yourself a beverage machine

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I call myself Bev

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And if you're looking for a smelly old can of booze

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go look in the mirror

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Oh snap Ooh

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No no everybody calm down

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Yeah I need one more Slurm

Available in 8 languages

Duration

29 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:16

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

7

Episode

1

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.