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Perhaps we should reconsider the girlie calendar

We've crash near a river of mercury on a lifeless mineral world. Supplies are low,...

Futurama • S06E14 • 1999

Perhaps we should reconsiderthe girlie calendar. Flight attendant's log: We've crash near a river of mercury on a lifeless mineral world. Supplies are low, cannibalismimminent, radio busted. Our one hope is toform a society. Okay, then. Men,let's get hunting. The womenfolk can cookwhat we catch. No one put youin charge, husband. I'm the only one herewho ever ran a society. Roller derby is not a society. Well, let's put itto a vote, then. All in favor of thejamocha thunderclap? That would be me. Practically no one. All in favor of me? Eight to eight.It's a tie. We can't trust a woman's math. Count again

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Perhaps we should reconsider the girlie calendar

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Flight attendant's log

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We've crash near a river of mercury

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on a lifeless mineral world

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Supplies are low cannibalism imminent radio busted

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Our one hope is to form a society

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Okay then Men let's get hunting

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The womenfolk can cook what we catch

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No one put you in charge husband

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I'm the only one here who ever ran a society

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Roller derby is not a society

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Well let's put it to a vote then

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All in favor of the jamocha thunderclap

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That would be me

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Practically no one

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All in favor of me

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Eight to eight It's a tie

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We can't trust a woman's math

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Count again

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Peut être nous devrions reconsidérer le calendrier girlie

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Journal de l'hôtesse de l'air

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Nous nous sommes craché près d'une rivière de mercure

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sur une planète minéral sans vie

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Les vivres sont faibles le cannibalisme imminent et la radio cassée

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Notre seul espoir est de former une société

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Bon alors Hommes allons chasser

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Les femmes pourront cuisiner ce que nous attraperons

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Personne ne t'as fait responsable

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Je suis la seule ici qui ait jamais dirigé une société

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Le Roller derby n'est pas une société

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Eh bien votons alors

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Ceux en faveur de Jamocha tonnerre

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C'est moi

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Pratiquement personne

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Tout ceux en ma faveur

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Huit à huit C'est égalité

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Nous ne pouvons pas faire confiance aux calculs d'une femme

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Comptons à nouveau

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Vielleicht sollten wir den Mädels Kalender überdenken

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Log der Stewardess

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Wir stürzten in der Nähe eines Flusses des Merkurs auf eine leblosen Mineralwelt ab

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Geringe Vorräte drohender Kannibalismus

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Funk zerstört

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Unsere einzige Hoffnung ist eine Gesellschaft zu gründen

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Okay Männer

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lasst uns jagen Das Weibervolk kann kochen was wir fangen

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Niemand hat dich zum Chef ernannt Ehemann

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Ich bin hier die einzige die jemals eine Gesellschaft geführt hat

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Roller Derby ist keine Gesellschaft

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Nun dann lass uns abstimmen

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Alle die für Jamocha Thunderclap sind

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Das wäre ich

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Praktisch niemand

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Alle die für mich sind

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Acht zu acht Unentschieden

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Wir können nicht dem Mathe einer Frau trauen

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Zählt noch einmal

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Пожалуй стоит ещё раз обдумать идею с календарём

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Запись в бортовом журнале

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Мы разбились неподалёку ртутной реки в безжизненном мире без растительности

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Припасы на исходе каннибализм неизбежен рация не работает

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Наша единственная надежда создать общество

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Ну тогда Мужики идём на охоту

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а женщины приготовят нашу добычу

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А с чего это ты раскомандовался муженёк

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Только у меня есть опыт управления обществом

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Один сын это не общество

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Ну раз так проголосуем

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Кто за Джомока Санта Кла

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То есть за меня

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Почти никого

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Все кто за меня

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Восемь на восемь Ничья

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Подсчёты нельзя доверять женщинам Пересчитаем

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Tal vez deberíamos reconsiderar la idea de un calendario sexy

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Diario del asistente de vuelo

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Nos hemos estrellado cerca de un río de mercurio en un planeta sin vida

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Las provisiones son escasas el canibalismo inminente

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y la radio está rota

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Nuestra única esperanza es formar una sociedad

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Muy bien entonces hombres

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vamos a cazar Las mujeres podrán cocinar lo que traigamos

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Nadie te ha puesto al mando querido

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Soy la única aquí que alguna vez ha dirigido una sociedad

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Un equipo de patinaje no es una sociedad

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Pues entonces hagamos una votación

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Todos aquellos a favor del club de la jamaicana

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Esa soy yo

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Prácticamente nadie

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Todos a mi favor

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Ocho contra ocho Empate

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No podemos fiarnos de las matemáticas de una mujer

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Recuento

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Perhaps we should reconsider the girlie calendar

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LEELA Flight attendant's log

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We've crashed near a river of mercury on a lifeless mineral world

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Supplies are low cannibalism imminent radio busted

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Our one hope is to form a society

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Okay then Men let's get hunting

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The womenfolk can cook what we catch

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No one put you in charge Husband

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I'm the only one here who ever ran a society

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Roller Derby is not a society

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Well let's put it to a vote then

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All in favor of the Jamocha Thunderclap

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That would be me

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WOMEN AGREEING

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Practically no one All in favor of me

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MEN CHEERING

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Eight to eight It's a tie

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We can't trust a woman's math Count again

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Duration

50 seconds

Views

20

Timestamp in Movie

00:06:58

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

6

Episode

14

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.