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Pitiful ballplayers of earth

Pitiful ballplayers of earth. I am Ethan "bubblegum" Tate, commander ofthe Harlem...

Futurama • S03E14 • 1999

Pitiful ballplayers of earth. I am Ethan "bubblegum" Tate, commander ofthe Harlem globetrotters. ‐ ‐ for generations, your puny planethas lived in peace withthe globetrotter home world. But now, for no reason, we challenge youto defend your honor... On the basketball court. ‐‐will no one meet our challenge? Have none of youpathetic earthlings game? ‐ what happens if we lose?‐ nothing! There is nothing at stakeand no threat... Beyond the shame of defeat

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Pitiful ballplayers of earth

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I am Ethan bubblegum Tate

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commander of the Harlem globetrotters

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Gasping for generations

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your puny planet has lived in peace with the globetrotter home world

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But now for no reason

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we challenge you to defend your honor

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On the basketball court

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Commotion will no one meet our challenge

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Have none of you pathetic earthlings game

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what happens if we lose nothing

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There is nothing at stake and no threat

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Beyond the shame of defeat

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Pauvres basketteurs terriens

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je m'appelle Ethan Bubblegum Tate capitaine des Harlem Globetrotters

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Pendant des générations votre planète a été en paix avec la nôtre

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Mais aujourd'hui sans aucune raison

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nous vous défions défendez votre honneur sur un terrain de basket

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Personne ne relève le défi Aucun misérable Terrien n'est partant

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Que se passe t il si on perd Il n'y a rien en jeu

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mis à part la honte de la défaite

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daher erinnere ich Sie daran die Tür zu verriegeln das Haustier zu verabschieden

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und die Kinder in den Schrank zu sperren

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Das war Walter Cronkite mit den Worten Ich hab's ja gesagt

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Heiliger Eber von West und Ost Samoa

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wir müssen uns vorm Weihnachtsmann schützen

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Auch gut Die hölzerne Sendung langweilt mich schon

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Schließt den Kamin verdammt noch mal

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Ich hab nur noch ein paar Jahre zu leben Ich will sie nicht tot verbringen

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Wir schieben so fest wir können

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Ach so schieben

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Wir sind dem Untergang geweiht Wie jedes Jahr

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地球のヘボども

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俺はバブルガムテイト

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グローブトロッターズの司令官だ

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地球とは平和的関係を長年維持してきたが

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今特に理由もなく

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バスケットボールの勝負を挑みに来た

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挑戦を受ける者は

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根性のある人間はいるか

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負けたら

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恐れるな失う物は何もない

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恥をかくだけだ

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Жалкие футболисты Земли Я Бубльгум 101 й Капитан команды

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Ударники с планеты Гарлен

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Много столетий назад хилые земляне дружили с населением нашей планеты

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но сейчас мы ради забавы решили испытать вас на баскетбольном поле

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Ну никто не хочет сразиться Неужели никто из вас не умеет играть

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А что будет если мы проиграем

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Вы ничем не рискуете кроме вечного позора за своё поражение

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Penosos jugadores terrestres

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soy Ethan Bubblegum Tate capitán de los Harlem Globetrotters

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Durante generaciones habéis vivido en paz con nuestro mundo

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Pero ahora sin motivo

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os retamos a que defendáis vuestro honor en la cancha

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Nadie acepta el reto Terrícolas no sabéis jugar

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Y si perdemos Nada No nos jugamos nada

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Salvo el honor

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PITIFUL BALLPLAYERS OF EARTH

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I AM ETHAN BUBBLEGUM TATE

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COMMANDER OF THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS

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Gasping FOR GENERATIONS

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YOUR PUNY PLANET HAS LIVED IN PEACE WITH THE GLOBETROTTER HOME WORLD

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BUT NOW FOR NO REASON

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WE CHALLENGE YOU TO DEFEND YOUR HONOR

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ON THE BASKETBALL COURT

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Commotion WILL NO ONE MEET OUR CHALLENGE

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HAVE NONE OF YOU PATHETIC EARTHLINGS GAME

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WHAT HAPPENS IF WE LOSE NOTHING

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THERE IS NOTHING AT STAKE AND NO THREAT

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BEYOND THE SHAME OF DEFEAT

Available in 7 languages

Duration

38 seconds

Views

28

Timestamp in Movie

00:01:22

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

3

Episode

14

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.