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Professor, we've talked it over, andeverybody thinks you're too old. We've decided to do the merciful thing,and have you youth-a-sized. Dear God, no! Relax, professor. Youth-a-sizingis a trendy new spa treatment. It's this season'sshark-cartilage enema! But I like being old! I don't have to talk to my parents, noone asks me to help move their stuff......I don't need to understandtoday's "edgy" TV sitcoms. Okay, okay. We're not gonna force youuntil I finish this sentence. Get him! Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! My thong!
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Professor we've talked it over and everybody thinks you're too old
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We've decided to do the merciful thing and have you youth a sized
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Dear God no
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Relax professor Youth a sizing is a trendy new spa treatment
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It's this season's shark cartilage enema
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But I like being old
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I don't have to talk to my parents no one asks me to help move their stuff
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I don't need to understand today's edgy TV sitcoms
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Okay okay We're not gonna force you until I finish this sentence Get him
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Ah Ooh Ooh Ooh ooh ooh
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My thong
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Movie Summary
Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.