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Professor, we've talked it over, and everybody thinks you're too old

Professor, we've talked it over, andeverybody thinks you're too old. We've decided to do...

Futurama • S05E07 • 1999

Professor, we've talked it over, andeverybody thinks you're too old. We've decided to do the merciful thing,and have you youth-a-sized. Dear God, no! Relax, professor. Youth-a-sizingis a trendy new spa treatment. It's this season'sshark-cartilage enema! But I like being old! I don't have to talk to my parents, noone asks me to help move their stuff......I don't need to understandtoday's "edgy" TV sitcoms. Okay, okay. We're not gonna force youuntil I finish this sentence. Get him! Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh-ooh-ooh! My thong!

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Professor we've talked it over and everybody thinks you're too old

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We've decided to do the merciful thing and have you youth a sized

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Dear God no

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Relax professor Youth a sizing is a trendy new spa treatment

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It's this season's shark cartilage enema

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But I like being old

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I don't have to talk to my parents no one asks me to help move their stuff

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I don't need to understand today's edgy TV sitcoms

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Okay okay We're not gonna force you until I finish this sentence Get him

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Ah Ooh Ooh Ooh ooh ooh

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My thong

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أيها البروفيسور لقد تناقشنا و الجميع يعتقد أنك كبير السن جدا

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و قد قررنا أن نفعل لك شيء رحيم و حجزنا لك في يوث اسيزد

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يا إلهي لا

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اهدأ يا بروفيسور يوث اسيزد هو علاج بالمياه المعدنية في منتجع صحي

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هذا الموسم يستخدم غضروف القرش كعلاج

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لكني أحب كوني كبيرا

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ليس علي التحدث إلى والداي لا أحد يطلب مساعدتي في تحريك أشياءه

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لست بحاجة لفهم المسلسلات الكوميديا العصبية التي تعرض هذه الأيام

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حسنا حسنا نحن لن نجبرك حتى أنهي هذه الجملة احضروه

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حزامي

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On en a parlé et on pense tous que vous êtes trop vieux

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On a décidé d'être cléments et de vous faire jouvencer

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Grand Dieu non

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Du calme Se faire jouvencer est le nouveau spa à la mode

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Un lavement au cartilage de requin

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J'aime être vieux

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Je ne dois ni parler à mes parents ni aider mes potes à déménager

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ni comprendre les sitcoms d'aujourd'hui

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D'accord on ne vous forcera pas avant la fin de ma phrase

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Sautez lui dessus

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Mon string

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Das verdanken wir alles meinem Kollegen Ogden Wernstrom

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Wie schrecklich

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WELTRAUM VERSICHERUNGEN AUCH GEGEN MONSTER

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Ich kann nicht mehr Geh ohne mich

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Das will ich ja

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Geh schneller ohne mich

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教授は年を取りすぎてる

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同感

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だから若返りをプレゼントする

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やめてくれ

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大丈夫流行の新しいエステだから

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サメ軟骨の注腸投与

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年寄りがいいんだ

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親と話す必要もないし荷物運びも頼まれない

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最新ドラマを理解できなくてもいい

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強要はしないこの言葉を言うまではね

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確保して

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Ｔバッグが

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Profesor lo hemos hablado y creemos que es demasiado viejo

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Lo más compasivo es juventizarlo

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Dios mío no

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Tranquilo profesor Es lo último en tratamientos termales

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Es el enema de cartílago de tiburón de la temporada

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Me gusta ser viejo

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No tengo que hablar con mis padres ni ayudar en las mudanzas

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y no necesito entender las modernas series de TV de hoy

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Vale vale No le obligaremos hasta que yo no acabe esta frase Cogedle

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Mis pantalones

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Hydraulic Door Slides Open Gasps

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PROFESSOR WE'VE TALKED IT OVER AND EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE TOO OLD

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All Agreeing WE'VE DECIDED TO DO THE MERCIFUL THING

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AND HAVE YOU YOUTHASIZED DEAR GOD NO

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OH RELAX PROFESSOR YOUTHASIZING IS A TRENDY NEW SPA TREATMENT

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IT'S THIS SEASON'S SHARK CARTILAGE ENEMA

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BUT I LIKE BEING OLD I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO MY PARENTS

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NO ONE ASKS ME TO HELP MOVE THEIR STUFF

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I DON'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND TODAY'S EDGY TV SITCOMS

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OKAY OKAY WE'RE NOT GONNA FORCE YOU UNTIL I FINISH THIS SENTENCE

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GET HIM Grunting Howling

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MY THONG

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Duration

40 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:22

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

7

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.