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SHATNER: Shatner's log, airdate unknown

Shatner's log, airdate unknown. The impossible has happened. It would take days to...

Futurama • S04E11 • 1999

SHATNER:Shatner's log, airdate unknown. The impossible has happened. It would take days to recountthe events I've witnessed, so settle in. It all began... Quiet, you! This court-martialis now in session. The honorably sexyZapp Brannigan residing. Bring in the accused! Oh, my. Philip J. Fry, you stand accusedof traveling......to the forbidden planet Omega 3......a crime punishable by 12 concurrentdeath sentences. Do you understand the charges? One beep for yes, two beeps for no. Yes. So noted. Do you plead guilty? Double yes. Guilty! I will now carryout the sentence. Kif, my gun. Wait! He pled not guilty! Order! Order in the court! Very well then, Mr. Fry. Please recountthe events that led you to be guilty

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The impossible has happened

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It would take days to recount the events I've witnessed so settle in

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It all began

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Quiet you This court martial is now in session

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The honorably sexy Zapp Brannigan residing

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Bring in the accused

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Oh my

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Philip J Fry you stand accused of traveling

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to the forbidden planet Omega 3

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a crime punishable by 12 concurrent death sentences

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Do you understand the charges

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One beep for yes two beeps for no

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Yes So noted Do you plead guilty

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Double yes Guilty I will now carry out the sentence Kif my gun

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Wait He pled not guilty

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Order Order in the court

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Very well then Mr Fry Please recount the events that led you to be guilty

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مرحبا بكم مرة أخرى ضيفنا التالي ي علم العالم الطبخ منذ أكثر من 20 سنة

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لكن على ما يبدو ان زوجتي لم تكن تستمع

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هذا مضحك سأدمرها

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والآن أوجه التحية إلى الطباخ الكبير إليزار

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إذا يا إليزار ما الذي ستطبخه لي لألتهمه بفكاي الهائلين

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سأقدم لك يا موربو وجبة لطيفة مرعبة قادمة من مكان بعيد

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مع صلصة المانجو

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أيها البشر المثيرون للشفقة استعدوا لكتابة الوصفة

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ما قصة كل هذه القدور هل تبني زوجة

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أحيانا أطبخ فطور لذيذ لأصدقائي يوم الأحد

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Notre prochain invité initie le monde entier à la cuisine depuis 20 ans

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Mais apparemment ma femme ne l'a pas écouté

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Très drôle Je la détruirai

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Faites les applaudissements d'usage pour le maître cuisinier Elzar

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Qu'allez vous préparer pour satisfaire les puissantes mâchoires de Morbo

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Je vais vous concocter une succulente innommable horreur d'outre tombe

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avec du chutney à la mangue

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Misérables humains préparez vous à écrire la recette

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Tu fais quoi avec ces casseroles Une épouse

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Presque Je prépare un délicieux brunch du dimanche pour mes amis

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Die Menge wird still

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Das einzige Geräusch kommt von Bender der alle beschimpft während er schwingt

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17 LOCH PAR 4 LEVEL NIETE

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Ein Slice ins Wasser

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LEVEL GEH FISCHEN DEPP

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Oh Mann

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Junge ich sage dir

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Schlechte Neuigkeiten

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Ihr seid nicht gut genug für die nächste Mission

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Hurra Nicht gut genug

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Warum Wer sagt das

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Weil Ich sage das

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Es ist eine extrem gefährliche Mission die meine letzte Crew getötet hat

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Ihr seid nicht annähernd so gut wie die

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Wir leben weiter als miese Versager

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Wir sind genauso gut wie jede andere Crew die Sie in den Tod schickten

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Wie lautet die Mission Honig sammeln Gewöhnlichen Honig

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Das klingt nicht sehr gefährlich

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Es ist kein gewöhnlicher Honig

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おはよう地球

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待たせたな

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次のゲストは料理を指導して20年

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だが私の妻には届いてない

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面白いわ

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妻を破滅させる

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では型どおりに紹介しよう

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シェフのエルザーだ

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今日このモーボがむさぼり食う料理は

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モーボあの世の恐怖を味わわせてやろう

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マンゴーチャツネだ

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哀れな人間どもメモの準備はいいか

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何作ってるの君の奥さん

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そんなとこ

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それと親友たちにブランチを作ってる

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Nuestro siguiente invitado enseñó al mundo a cocinar durante 20 años

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Pero se ve que mi mujer no ha estado escuchando

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Qué gracioso La destruiré

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Y ahora den la habitual bienvenida al maestro el Chef Elzar

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Qué cocinarás para que Morbo devore con sus potentes mandíbulas

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Voy a hacerte un rico e innombrable horror del más allá

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con salsa de mango

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Humanos patéticos a punto para anotar la receta

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Qué son tantas ollas Construyes una mujer

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Parte de ella Mientras preparo la comida del domingo para mis amigos

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Welcome back

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Our next guest has been teaching the world

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to cook for over 20 years

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but apparently my wife hasn't been listening

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laughter

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Oh funny

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I will destroy her

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And now extend a formulaic greeting to Master Chef Elzar

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cheers applause

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So Elzar what will you be cooking

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for Morbo to devour with his mighty jaws

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Morbo I'm going to whip you up

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a nice unnamable horror from beyond

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with mango chutney

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Pathetic humans

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prepare to write down the recipe

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humming

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Hey uh what's with all the pots and pans

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You building a wife

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Part of one

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Meantime I'm cooking up

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a tasty Sunday brunch for my best friends

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food processor grinding

Available in 7 languages

Duration

58 seconds

Views

20

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:35

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

4

Episode

11

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Icon Productions

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.