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Sir? I don't go out on many dates

Sir? I don't go out on many dates.What if I don't know what to say? Here's my book of...

Futurama • S03E05 • 1999

Sir? I don't go out on many dates.What if I don't know what to say? Here's my book of pickup lines. Say as many as you can,as fast as you can. Don't stop. -I'll just give her these flowers.-Wrong, wrong, wrong. And what's that? Candy?Candy's for dorks. Give me that. Mm

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Sir I don't go out on many dates What if I don't know what to say

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Here's my book of pickup lines

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Say as many as you can as fast as you can Don't stop

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I'll just give her these flowers Wrong wrong wrong

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And what's that Candy Candy's for dorks Give me that

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Mm

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سيدي لم أخرج في العديد من المواعيد ماذا لو لم أستطع التفكير في شيء أقوله

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هذا كتابي للجمل الرئيسية

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قل منهم بقدر ما تستطيع بأقصى سرعتك لا تتوقف لأي سبب

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ربما فقط سأعطيها هذه الأزهار خطأ خطأ خطأ

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و ما هذا حلوى الحلوى للحمقى أعطني هذا

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Je n'ai presque jamais de rendez vous Et si je ne sais pas quoi dire

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J'ai le manuel de la drague

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Faut en dire un max le plus vite possible sans s'arrêter

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Je vais juste lui donner ces fleurs Tu as tout faux

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Et ça c'est des bonbons C'est pour les beaufs Donne moi ça

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ist all dein Geld in einen Bankscheck zu verwandeln

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und nach Hollywood zu kommen

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Herzlichst Harold Zoid

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P S Bankscheck

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Habt ihr das gehört Ich fahre nach Hollywood

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TAUSCHBÖRSE

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PARKEN

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KLEINRAUMSCHIFF

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デートには不慣れで

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話題に困らないか心配です

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口説き文句集だ

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マシンガン並みに言いまくれ

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絶対黙るな

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やっぱり花だけで

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そんなのはダメだ

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それは菓子か

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ダサいぞ

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よこせ

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Suplemento de 25 c por cada manga a partir de 9

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Señor Yo no he tenido muchas citas Y si no sé qué decir

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Toma mi libro de frases

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Di cuantas puedas lo más rápido que puedas Y no pares

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Iba a darle estas flores Mal mal mal

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Y esto qué es Bombones Son para tontos Dámelos

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UM SIR I DON'T GO OUT ON MANY DATES AND UM

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WHAT IF I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY

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HERE'S MY PERSONAL BOOK OF PICKUP LINES

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SAY AS MANY OF THEM AS YOU CAN AS FAST AS YOU CAN

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DON'T STOP FOR ANY REASON

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M MAYBE I'LL JUST GIVE HER THESE FLOWERS

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WRONG WRONG WRONG

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AND WHAT'S THAT CANDY

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CANDY'S FOR DORKS GIVE ME THAT

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MM MM MMM

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Duration

27 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:24

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

3

Episode

5

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.