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So far, I have learned nothing

So far, I have learned nothing. But that's probablyas much my fault as yours. The time has...

Futurama • S06E14 • 1999

So far, I have learned nothing. But that's probablyas much my fault as yours. The time has comefor the final test. We usually call itthe lightning round. As you may have noticed,it's getting hotter here. It's nice. Too hot. Did one of you chickschange the thermostat? Tomorrow morning,this planet makes its closest pass to the sun. You will all be boiled alive,like retired circus animals unless you somehow can crossthe great alkali plains and reach shelter inthe cave of harmony. That sounds hard. Whichever gender reaches the cave will survive. And may the inferior gender burst into something. Flames, I guess

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So far I have learned nothing

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But that's probably as much my fault as yours

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The time has come for the final test

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We usually call it the lightning round

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As you may have noticed it's getting hotter here

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It's nice

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Too hot

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Did one of you chicks change the thermostat

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Tomorrow morning this planet makes

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its closest pass to the sun

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You will all be boiled alive like retired circus animals

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unless you somehow can cross the great alkali plains

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and reach shelter in the cave of harmony

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That sounds hard

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Whichever gender

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reaches the cave will survive

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And may the inferior gender

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burst into something

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Flames I guess

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Jusqu'ici je n'ai rien appris

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Mais c'est probablement autant ma faute que la vôtre

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Le temps est venu pour le test final

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En général on appelle ça le round éclair

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Comme vous avez pu le remarquer il commence à faire chaud ici

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C'est agréable

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Trop chaud

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Vous avez changé le thermostat les poules

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Demain matin cette planète

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fera son plus proche passage du soleil

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Vous serez tous bouillis vivants comme des animaux de cirque à la retraite

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sauf si vous pouvez traverser les grandes plaines alcalines

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et atteindre un abri dans la grotte de l'harmonie

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Cela semble dur

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Quel que soit le sexe

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de celui qui atteint la grotte il survivra

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Et le genre inférieur

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finira en quelque chose

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En flammes je suppose

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Bisher habe ich nichts gelernt

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Aber das ist vermutlich genauso viel meine Schuld wie eure

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Die Zeit ist gekommen für den letzten Test

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Wir nennen es gewöhnlich die Lightning Round

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Wir ihr vielleicht bemerkt habt wird es hier heißer

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Ja ich fühle mich warm Es ist schön

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Zu heiß

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Hat eine von euch Tussies das Thermometer verstellt

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Morgen früh wird dieser Planet seinen nächstliegenden Flug um die Sonne machen

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Ihr werdet alle wie pensionierte Zirkustiere lebend gekocht

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außer ihr könnt irgendwie die großen Alkaliebenen überqueren

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und Unterschlupf in der Höhle der Harmonie erreichen

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Das klingt schwer

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Das Geschlecht welches die Höhle erreicht wird überleben

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Und mag das unterlegene Geschlecht in etwas explodieren

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Flammen schätze ich

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Пока что я ничего не узнал

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Но в этом виноват и я и вы

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Пришло время последнего испытания

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Мы называем его последний раунд

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Как вы могли заметить здесь становится жарче

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Да теплёнько Так лучше Хорошо

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Слишком жарко Как в бане

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Тёлки кто из вас трогал кондиционер

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Завтра утром эта планета займёт ближайшую к солнцу точку

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Вы все поджаритесь заживо как старые цирковые звери

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Если только вы не ухитритесь пересечь Великую щелочную долину

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и укрыться в Пещере Гармонии

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Сложновато как то

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Пол достигувший пещеры выживет Другой же пол во что то переродится

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Думаю в угли

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Hasta ahora no he aprendido nada

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Pero probablemente sea tanto por mi culpa como por la vuestra

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Ha llegado el momento de la prueba final

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Solemos llamarlo la ronda decisiva

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Como habréis notado está haciendo más calor

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Mejor así Se está bien

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Demasiado calor

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Alguna de vosotras ha tocado el termostato

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Mañana este planeta alcanzará su punto más cercano al Sol

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Seréis cocidos vivos como animales del circo retirados

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A no ser que logréis cruzar las grandes llanuras Alcalinas

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y alcancéis el refugio de la Caverna de la Armonía

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Suena difícil

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El sexo que llegue al refugio sobrevivirá

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y hará que el sexo inferior se reduzca a algo

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Llamas supongo

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So far I have learned nothing

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But that's probably as much my fault as yours

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The time has come for the final test

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We usually call it the lightning round

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As you may have noticed it's getting hotter here

00:00:14.013 --> 00:00:15.999

It's nice

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Too hot

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Did one of you chicks change the thermostat

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Tomorrow morning this planet makes its closest pass to the sun

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You will all be boiled alive like retired circus animals

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unless you somehow can cross the great Alkali Plains

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and reach shelter in the Cave of Harmony

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That sounds hard

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Whichever gender reaches the cave will survive

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And may the inferior gender burst into something

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Flames I guess

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Duration

43 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:09:54

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

6

Episode

14

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.