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Somebody do something!

Somebody do something! Here, take this! A gun? Do I really need to.. - Shoot her! She's...

Futurama • S06E01 • 1999

Somebody do something! Here, take this! A gun? Do I really need to.. - Shoot her! She's the robot!- No! Shoot her! She's the human! But how do I know who's the humanand who's the robot? - We just told you!- Yeah you idiot! Ok. Fine. If you're gonna be like that,I'm not shooting anyone. Right between the lungs.Man that was close. I'm a robot too! Aha! That explains this growthon your driveshaft! - But how is this possible?- Who knows. Oh, I do. Allow me to explain what reallyhappened the day the ship crashed

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Somebody do something

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Here take this

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A gun Do I really need to

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Shoot her She's the robot No Shoot her She's the human

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But how do I know who's the human and who's the robot

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We just told you Yeah you idiot

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Ok Fine If you're gonna be like that I'm not shooting anyone

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Right between the lungs Man that was close

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I'm a robot too

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Aha That explains this growth on your driveshaft

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But how is this possible Who knows

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Oh I do Allow me to explain what really happened the day the ship crashed

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اقتلها فهي الالية لا اقتلها فهي البشرية

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ولكن كيف لي أن اعرف من هي الالية ومن هي الانسانة

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لقد قلنا لك قبل قليل نعم أيها الاحمق

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حسنا جيد أن كان الامر كذلك فلن اطلق النار على احد

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بمنتصف الرئتين الى جهة اليسار يا رجل كان ذلك قريبا

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أنا الي أيضا

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هذا يفسر هيكلك في صور الاشعة

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لكن كيف يمكن أن يحدث هذا من يدري

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صحيح انا اعرف دعوني اشرح لكم ما حصل يوم تحطمت السفينة

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Tiens prend ça

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Une arme Est ce que c'est vraiment nécessaire

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Tire lui dessus C'est elle le robot Non Tire sur elle C'est elle l'humaine

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Mais comment je fais pour savoir laquelle est le robot et laquelle est humaine

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On vient de te le dire Crétin

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Ok Bien Si c'est comme ça je ne tire sur personne

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Droit entre les poumons C'était pas loin

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Moi aussi je suis un robot

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Aha ça expliquerait cette grosseur dans ton system de transmission

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Comment est ce possible Qui sait

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Oh Moi je sais Permettez moi de vous expliquer

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ce qui s'est réellement passé le jour où la navette s'est écrasée

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Nein Erschieß sie Sie ist der Mensch

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Aber wie soll ich wissen wer der Mensch und wer der Roboter ist

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Wir haben es dir gerade erzählt Ja du Idiot

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Okay fein

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Wenn ihr euch so benehmt erschieße ich niemanden

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Genau zwischen die Lungen

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Man das war knapp

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Ich bin auch ein Roboter

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Das erklärt dieses Wachstum an deiner Antriebsachse

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Aber wie ist das möglich

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Wer weiß

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Oh ich tue es

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Erlaube mir zu erklären was wirklich passierte als das Schiff abstürzte

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Пистолет А мне обязательно

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Пристрели её она робот Нет пристрели её она человек

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Но как я узнаю кто человек а кто робот

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Мы же тебе только что сказали Точно придурок

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Хорошо вам виднее Будете обзываться никого не пристрелю

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Прямо между лёгкими Блин ещё бы чуть чуть

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Я тоже робот

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Ага Теперь понятно откуда взялся нарост на твоём ведущем валу

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Но как такое возможно

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Кто знает

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Ах да я знаю

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Позволь я расскажу что действительно случилось в день крушения корабля

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Dispárale a ella Ella es la humana

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Pero Cómo puedo saber quién es la humana y quien la robot

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Te lo acabamos de decir Sí idiota

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Ok bien

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Si os vais a poner así no voy a disparar a nadie

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Whoa

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Justo entre los pulmones

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Tío eso ha estado cerca

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También soy un robot

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Ajá

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Eso explica el eje de transmisión que te está creciendo

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Pero cómo es posible

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Quién lo sabe Ah yo lo se

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Dejadme que os explique

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lo que realmente pasó el día en que la nave se estrelló

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Here take this

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A gun Do I really need to

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Shoot her She's the robot

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No Shoot her She's the human

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But how do I know who's the human and who's the robot

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We just told you

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Yeah you idiot

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Okay Fine If you're going to be like that I'm not shooting anyone

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GROANS

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Right between the lungs Man that was close

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SCREAMS

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SCATTING

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I'm a robot too

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Aha That explains this growth on your drive shaft

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But how is this possible

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Who knows Oh I do

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Allow me to explain what really happened the day the ship crashed

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Duration

43 seconds

Views

18

Timestamp in Movie

00:16:31

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

6

Episode

1

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.