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Stop doing the right thing, jerk!

Stop doing the right thing, jerk! - Let Mom buy it! We want to be rich!- Two out of three...

Futurama • S04E09 • 1999

Stop doing the right thing, jerk! - Let Mom buy it! We want to be rich!- Two out of three doesn't cut it. You'd rather be richthan work together? Hell, yeah! This company was the only placeI ever really felt at home. If being millionaires is moreimportant than friendship......then I'll sell Planet Express,for you. Millionaires nothing! The stock'sonly worth three kajiggers! Come on! It's worth less nowthan when it was worthless! It is? We're poor no matterwhat I do! The deal is off!

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Stop doing the right thing jerk

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Let Mom buy it We want to be rich Two out of three doesn't cut it

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You'd rather be rich than work together

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Hell yeah

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This company was the only place I ever really felt at home

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If being millionaires is more important than friendship

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then I'll sell Planet Express for you

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Millionaires nothing The stock's only worth three kajiggers

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Come on

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It's worth less now than when it was worthless

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It is We're poor no matter what I do The deal is off

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Arrête de faire ce qu'il faut abruti

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Laisse la acheter On est riches Deux sur trois ça suffit pas

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Vous préférez être riches que travailler ensemble

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T u m'étonnes

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Cette société est le seul endroit où je me sois senti chez moi

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Si vous préférez l'argent à notre amitié

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je vais vendre Planet Express pour vous

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Millionnaires tu parles L'action ne vaut plus rien

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Elle vaut moins que quand elle ne valait rien

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C'est vrai On est pauvres de toute facon J'annule la vente

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Mit meinem letzten Atemzug verfluche ich Zoidberg

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Pazuzu Du bist zu mir zurückgekommen

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Sind Sie wieder so alt wie vorher Professor

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Sogar älter Hurra

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Tut mir leid dass du die Kindheit aufgeben musstest Leela

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Ich schätze jeder Erwachsene will irgendwann mal wieder Kind sein

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Ich schuftete um der Mensch zu sein der ich bin

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Der wunderbare Mensch

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会社を売れマヌケめ

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嫌味でムカつく金持ちになりたいの

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どれも不可欠要素だ

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同僚でいるよりも金が欲しいと

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当たり前よ

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会社は僕が初めて見つけた居場所だった

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金持ちになることが友情より

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大事だ

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それなら

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会社を売るよ君たちのためにね

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どこが大金持ちなの

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株価はたった３ナントカよ

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タダ同然だった時より下がってる

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本当

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結局金欠に戻った

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取引はナシだ

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反対

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Deja de hacer lo correcto

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Que la compre Queremos ser ricos Dos de cada tres no lo logran

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Preferís ser ricos a trabajar juntos

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Pues claro

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Esta compañía ha sido el único hogar para mí

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Si ser rico es más importante que la amistad

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entonces venderé Planet Express por vosotros

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De ricos nada Las acciones sólo valen 3 céntimos

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Vamos

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Valen menos que cuando no valían nada

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Sí Haga lo que haga somos pobres Acuerdo cancelado

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Digits Clanking FRY STOP DOIN' THE RIGHT THING YOU JERK

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LET MOM BUY THE COMPANY WE ALL WANT TO BE FILTHY STINKING RICH

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TRUST ME TWO OUT OF THREE DOESN'T CUT IT

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YOU MEAN YOU'D RATHER BE RICH THAN WORK TOGETHER

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HELL YEAH IN MY WHOLE LIFE

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THIS COMPANY WAS THE ONLY PLACE I EVER REALLY FELT AT HOME

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BUT IF BEING MILLIONAIRES IS MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU THAN OUR

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IT IS FRIENDSHIP THEN I'LL SELL PLANET EXPRESS FOR YOU

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MILLIONAIRES NOTHING

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THE STOCK'S ONLY WORTH THREE KAJIGGERS

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AH COME ON DAGNABBIT Groaning

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MY JAH IT'S WORTH LESS NOW THAN WHEN IT WAS WORTHLESS

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IT IS YAHOO

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WE'RE POOR NO MATTER WHAT I DO THE DEAL IS OFF

Available in 6 languages

Duration

44 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:20:43

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

4

Episode

9

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Icon Productions

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.