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Thanks, tissue ghost

You can'tafford tissue any more. This is Walgreens brandnose paper. Zoidberg? You snuck...

Futurama • S07E11 • 1999

Thanks, tissue ghost. Zoidberg: You can'tafford tissue any more. This is Walgreens brandnose paper. Zoidberg? You snuck in herewhile I was taking a bath? No, you snuck in here whileI was grabbing a bubble cake. Listen, Zoidberg,I owe you an apology. No, no, no.Go ahead. I was condescending to you'cause you were poor, but now I realizeit can happen to anyone. I'm sorry. I appreciate that, Amy. Is there any wayI can help, maybe? No, I don't see how... Wait, don't see. That's how you can help. There's one sure wayto set everything right. We'll use your invisibility to pull off a daringand complex casino heist. Of course, because no one canpossibly know what I'm up to

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Sobbing

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Thanks tissue ghost

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Zoidberg You can't afford tissue any more

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This is Walgreens brand nose paper

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Zoidberg

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You snuck in here while I was taking a bath

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No you snuck in here while I was grabbing a bubble cake

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Chomps burps

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Listen Zoidberg I owe you an apology

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No no no Go ahead

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I was condescending to you 'cause you were poor

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but now I realize it can happen to anyone

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I'm sorry

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I appreciate that Amy

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Is there any way I can help maybe

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No I don't see how

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Wait don't see

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That's how you can help

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There's one sure way to set everything right

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We'll use your invisibility

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to pull off a daring and complex casino heist

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Of course because no one can possibly know what I'm up to

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sanglotant

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Merci mouchoir fantôme

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Zoidberg Tu peux plus te permettre de t'acheter des mouchoirs

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C'est du papier pour nez de la marque Walgreen

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Zoidberg

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Tu t'es introduis ici alors que je prenais un bain

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Non tu t'es introduite ici pendant que je prenais un gâteau à bulles

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mâchements rots

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Ecoute Zoidberg je te dois des excuses

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Non non non Je t'écoute

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J'ai été condescendante avec toi parce que tu étais pauvre

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mais maintenant je réalise que ça peut arriver à n'importe qui

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Je suis désolée

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J'apprécie ça Amy

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Est ce qu'il y aurait un moyen de me rendre utile

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Non je ne vois pas comment

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Attend ne vois plus rien

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C'est comme ça que tu pourras aider

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Il y a un moyen sûr d'arranger les choses

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On va utiliser ton invisibilité

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pour mettre en place un audacieux et complexe braquage de casino

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Bien sur parce que personne ne peut savoir ce que je manigance

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Danke Taschentuchgeist

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Du kannst dir Taschentücher nicht mehr leisten

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Das ist Marken Nasenpapier von Walgreens

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Zoidberg Du bist reingeschlichen während ich ein Bad nahm

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Nein du bist reingeschlichen während ich eine Seifenblasentorte gegessen habe

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Hör mal Zoidberg ich schulde dir eine Entschuldigung

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Nein nein nein Leg los

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Ich war dir gegenüber herablassend weil du arm warst

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aber jetzt erkenne ich dass es jedem passieren kann

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Es tut mir leid Das weiß ich zu würdigen Amy

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Kann ich dir vielleicht irgendwie helfen

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Nein ich sehe nicht wie

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Warte nicht sehen So kannst du helfen

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Es gibt einen sicheren Weg um alles geradezubiegen

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Wir benutzen deine Unsichtbarkeit

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um einen gewagten und komplexen Kasinoraub durchzuziehen

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Natürlich denn niemand kann wissen was ich vorhabe

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事件は起きています

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巨大な宇宙船に乗ったハンサムな

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宇宙船にいるのにハンサムかどうか分からない

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実に陳腐だ

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チーズログが欲しければ読め

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いいだろう読む

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地球各地の都市が侵略者に破壊されています

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厚い金属板を通してもハンサムだと伝わります

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指揮官が船を下りてきました

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都合よくマイクがあります

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だからこの段階で容姿を描写すればいいだろ

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地球の諸君

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私はラーだこの惑星を征服する

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叫んで

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頭をもぎ取ってドッジボールで楽しませろ

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Огромный космический корабль пилотируемый необычайно красивым

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Бога ради откуда я должен знать как выглядит тот парень когда он внутри летающего на высоте километра корабля

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Это же глупо всем понятно

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Если хотите еще и сыра

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то читайте то что я написал

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Очень хорошо Я буду читать

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Я получил сообщение что города во всем мире были разрушены этим благородным захватчиком

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чья внешность по видимому видна на огромных расстояниях и через металлические стены

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Погодите Лидер покорителей самодовольно вышел из корабля

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и направился к ближайшему удобно расположенному микрофону

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И почему я не мог рассказать о том как он выглядит в этот момент

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Вот о чем я вам говорил

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Люди Земли я Люррр покоритель вашей планеты

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Изобразите ужас

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А теперь уберите ваши черепа и играйте в вышибалы с ними чтобы меня развлечь

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Ооо Могу поклясться его рога еще больше выросли

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Gracias pañuelo de papel fantasma

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Ya no puedes permitirte pañuelos de papel

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Esto es papel reciclado de Walgreens

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Zoidberg

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Te colaste aquí mientras me estaba dando un baño

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No tú te colaste mientras me estaba comiendo un pastel de burbujas

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Escucha Zoidberg te debo una disculpa

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No no no Adelante

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Estaba siendo condescendiente contigo porque eras pobre

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pero ahora me doy cuenta que puede sucederle a cualquiera

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Lo siento

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Te lo agradezco Amy

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Quizás exista alguna forma en que pueda ayudar

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No no veo cómo

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Espera no veo

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Así es cómo puedes ayudar

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Hay una forma segura de arreglarlo todo

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Usaremos tu invisibilidad

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para llevar a cabo un temerario y complejo atraco al casino

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Claro porque nadie puede saber lo que estoy haciendo

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sesame

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Thanks Tissue Ghost

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DR ZOIDBERG You can't afford tissue anymore

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This is Walgreens brand nose paper

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Zoidberg You snuck in here while I was taking a bath

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No you snuck in here while I was grabbing a bubble cake

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BELCHES

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Listen Zoidberg I owe you an apology

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No no no Go ahead

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I was condescending to you 'cause you were poor

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but now I realize it can happen to anyone I'm sorry

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I appreciate that Amy ls there any way I can help maybe

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No I don't see how Wait don't see

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That's how you can help

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There's one sure way to set everything right

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We'll use your invisibility to pull off

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a daring and complex casino heist

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Of course because no one can possibly know what I'm up to

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Duration

59 seconds

Views

22

Timestamp in Movie

00:12:18

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

7

Episode

11

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.