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The old dine‐and‐dash, eh?

The old dine‐and‐dash, eh? My daddy owned a restaurant,and it's punks like you that kept...

Futurama • S02E17 • 1999

The old dine‐and‐dash, eh? My daddy owned a restaurant,and it's punks like you that kept himfrom going regional. That's why I became a cop. Now it's payback time.Aw, yeah. Please don't hit me‐‐I'm brittle! Hey, wait a second. I've got the perfect solution. Listen to the smart robot. I love cooking,and elzar's ass lovesgetting kissed, right? No question. So, how about I work part‐time at the restaurantto pay off our debt? I don't know. I usually hire people who area little less unbearable. Oh, bender's a model employee. He's so polite. And hard‐working. He's made of candy. Okay, fine, I'll give it a shot. Hot diggity! You better keep your nose clean. That'll be easy.I never wear the damn thing

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The old dine and dash eh

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My daddy owned a restaurant and it's punks like you

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that kept him from going regional

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That's why I became a cop

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Now it's payback time Aw yeah

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Please don't hit me I'm brittle

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Hey wait a second

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I've got the perfect solution

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Listen to the smart robot

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I love cooking and elzar's ass loves getting kissed right

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No question

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So how about I work part time

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at the restaurant to pay off our debt

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I don't know

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I usually hire people who are a little less unbearable

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Oh bender's a model employee

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He's so polite

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And hard working

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He's made of candy

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Okay fine I'll give it a shot

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Cheering

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Hot diggity

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You better keep your nose clean

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That'll be easy I never wear the damn thing

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طريقة كل واهرب القديمة أليس كذلك

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أبي كان يملك مطعما و المجرمين مثلكم

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أبعدوه من أن يصبح إقليميا

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لهذا السبب أصبحت شرطي

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إنه وقت إعادة الدين

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من فضلك لا تضربني أنا هش

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مهلا انتظر لحظة

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لقد اكتشفت الحل المناسب

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استمع إلى الروبوت الذكي

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أنا احب الطبخ ومؤخرة إيلزار تحب المدح أليس كذلك

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بدون شك

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ما رأيكم أن اعمل عنده بدوام جزئي

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في المطعم لسداد ديوننا

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أنا لا اعرف

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في العادة أوظف الناس التي تطاق قليلا

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بيندر موظف مثالي

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هو مؤدب

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و يعمل بجد

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وهو مصنوع من الحلوى

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حسنا سأعطيه فرصة

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من الأفضل أن تبقي أنفك نظيف

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سيكون ذلك سهلا أنا لا أرتدي ذلك الشيء اللعين

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Papa tenait un resto qui a dû fermer à cause de parasites comme vous

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Alors je suis devenu flic

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L'heure de la vengeance a sonné

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Me frappez pas Je suis fragile

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Minute J'ai trouvé une solution

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Ecoutez donc ce robot

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J'adore la cuisine et Elzar a besoin d'assistant

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Absolument Et si je bossais pour rembourser

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D'habitude j'engage du personnel juste un peu moins insupportable

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Bender est un employé modèle Si poli

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Et si travailleur Une vraie perle

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D'accord je veux bien essayer

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Génial Pas possible

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Ne fourre pas ton nez partout

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Fastoche J'en ai pas de toute façon

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An seiner Bambus Kotze erstickt Wahr ist es

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MaI wieder so eine typische Geschichte von Ihnen

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Dürfen wir uns zu dir setzen Warum denn nicht

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Wir sind ja aIIes Kameraden hier Verschwitzt behaart verfurzt

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Du hast Recht Finde ich SoIche SoIdatentypen mag ich

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Eine unfIätige breitbrüstige bierbäuchige hässIiche MuskeImasse

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Wer hat denn eine Braut zu Hause Ich steh auf meine ArbeitskoIIegin

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WirkIich Was ist sie für ein Typ BIondine Chinesin ZykIop

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ZykIop Die scheint aber süß zu sein

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Süße Mädchen sind nichts für dich

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Du hart kämpfender kräftig furzender hässIicher Sohn einer

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Hör auf mir so zu schmeicheIn

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Zapp Achtung

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Nanu nanu Ist das nicht unser Lee Lemon

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親父の経営する食堂も無銭飲食で苦労してた

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だから警官になったんだ

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敵討ちか

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やるな

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やめて虚弱体質なの

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待て名案がある

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賢いロボットだ

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エルザーはゴマすりに弱い

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確かに

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俺がペコペコしながらタダ働きするのは

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どうかな

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もうちょっとマトモなヤツがいい

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優良従業員だぞ

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礼儀正しい

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働き者

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いいヤツだ

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分かったよ試してやる

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やったぜ

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問題を起こすなよ

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大丈夫問題とは無縁だ

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Привет

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Вот это отличное вино

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Так вот мы открыли ящик с пандой и знаешь что

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Эта тварь сдохла Заблевала все бамбуком Честное слово

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Что бы вы ни приказали

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Можно сесть с тобой

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Почему бы и нет Мы ведь все парни а Потные волосатые грязные парни

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Ты прав я думаю

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Ты настоящий солдат Лемон

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Грубая пропитая уродливая груда мускулов

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А у кого нибудь из вас есть любимая девушка дома

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Ну у меня есть кое что с одной девушкой на моей работе

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Правда А она какая Блондинка китаянка или одноглазая

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Одноглазая

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Mi padre tenía un restaurante y por culpa de tíos como vosotros fracasó

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Por eso me hice policía

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Ahora podrás vengarte Eso es

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No me pegue Soy quebradizo

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Esperen Tengo la solución perfecta

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Este robot es muy listo

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Me encanta cocinar y él necesita ayuda verdad

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No hay duda Y si trabajo hasta saldar la deuda

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No sé Normalmente contrato a personas menos insoportables

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Bender es un trabajador ejemplar Es educado

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Y trabajador Y tan dulce

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Está bien le daré una oportunidad

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Genial Qué bien Todos ganamos

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No vuelvas a meterte en líos

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Será fácil Yo no uso esas cosas

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THE OLD DINE AND DASH EH

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MY DADDY OWNED A RESTAURANT AND IT'S PUNKS LIKE YOU

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THAT KEPT HIM FROM GOING REGIONAL

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THAT'S WHY I BECAME A COP

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NOW IT'S PAYBACK TIME AW YEAH

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PLEASE DON'T HIT ME I'M BRITTLE

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HEY WAIT A SECOND

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I'VE GOT THE PERFECT SOLUTION

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LISTEN TO THE SMART ROBOT

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I LOVE COOKING AND ELZAR'S ASS LOVES GETTING KISSED RIGHT

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NO QUESTION

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SO HOW ABOUT I WORK PART TIME

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AT THE RESTAURANT TO PAY OFF OUR DEBT

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I DON'T KNOW

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I USUALLY HIRE PEOPLE WHO ARE A LITTLE LESS UNBEARABLE

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OH BENDER'S A MODEL EMPLOYEE

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HE'S SO POLITE

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AND HARD WORKING

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HE'S MADE OF CANDY

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OKAY FINE I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT

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Cheering

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HOT DIGGITY

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YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN

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THAT'LL BE EASY I NEVER WEAR THE DAMN THING

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Duration

50 seconds

Views

26

Timestamp in Movie

00:06:40

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

17

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.