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Ugh! I hate chiseling right after a manicure

Ugh! I hate chiselingright after a manicure. Oh, darn it! I broke offone of my of fingers!...

Futurama • S06E09 • 1999

Ugh! I hate chiselingright after a manicure. Oh, darn it! I broke offone of my of fingers! Look, Cubert. The neck on this one. I bet he spenta fortune on ties! What, too soon? I highly doubt a Jurassic elaphrosauridhad access to neckwear. I knew I should have gone withthe ring-around-the-collar joke. Hey, look!I found a robot fossil! That's a bedspring,you dumb bedspring! There are no robot fossils. What?!Who says I didn't evolve? Everybody! Robots were createdquite recently. It was in all the papers. Then explain this!

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Ugh I hate chiseling right after a manicure

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Oh darn it

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I broke off one of my of fingers

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Look Cubert

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The neck on this one

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I bet he spent a fortune on ties

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What too soon

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I highly doubt

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a Jurassic elaphrosaurid had access to neckwear

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I knew I should have gone with the ring around the collar joke

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Hey look I found a robot fossil

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That's a bedspring you dumb bedspring

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There are no robot fossils

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What Who says I didn't evolve

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Everybody

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Robots were created quite recently

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It was in all the papers

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Then explain this

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Ugh Je deteste buriner tout de suite apres une manicure

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Oh merde

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J'ai casse un de mes doigts

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Regarde Cubert

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Le cou de celui la

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Je parie qu'il a depense une fortune en cravates

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Quoi trop tot

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Je doute fort

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qu'un elaphrosaurid du Jurassic ait eu access a de tels articles pour le cou

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J'aurai plutot du faire la blague sur les taches sur le col

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Hey regardez J'ai trouvé un fossile de robot

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C'est un ressort de lit espece de stupide ressort de lit

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Il n'y a pas de fossile de robot

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Quoi Qui dit que je n'ai pas évolué

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Tout le monde

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Les robots ont été créés récemment

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C'était dans tous les journaux

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Alors explique ca

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Ich hasse meißeln direkt nach einer Maniküre

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Verflucht Ich habe mir einen meiner Finger abgebrochen

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Schau Cubert

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Der Hals von dem hier

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Ich wette er verbrauchte ein Haufen Krawatten

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Was zu früh

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Ich bezweifel sehr dass ein Jurassic elaphrosaurid Zugang zu Halsbekleidung hatte

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Ich wusste ich hätte den Ring um den Kragen Witz machen sollen

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Hey schauen Sie Ich habe eine Roboter Fossil gefunden

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Das ist eine Bettfeder du dumme Bettfeder

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Das sind keine Roboter Fossile

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Was Wer sagt ich habe mich nicht entwickelt

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Jeder

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Roboter wurden erst kürzlich erschaffen

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Es war in allen Zeitungen

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Dann erklären Sie das

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Ich hasse Montage

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Ненавижу раскопки сразу после маникюра

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Черт возьми

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Я сломала мой пальчик

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Смотри Кьюберт

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Какая у него шея

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Держу пари что он потратил целое состояние на галстуки

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Что говорю слишком быстро

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Я весьма сомневаюсь

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что в Юрском периоде элафрозавры имели доступ к галстукам

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Надо было пошутить насчет пятна на воротничке

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Эй смотри Я нашел ископаемого робота

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Это матрасная пружина ты дурацкая матрасная пружина

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Нет никаких ископаемых роботов

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Что Кто сказал что я не эволюционировал

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Все

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Роботы были созданы совсем недавно

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Это было во всех газетах

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Тогда объясни это

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Я напал на жилу полную потерянных звеньев

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Odio cincelar justo después de hacerme la manicura

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Maldición

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Me he roto uno de mis dedos

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Mira Cubert

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El cuello de este

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Apuesto a que gastaba una fortuna en corbatas

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Qué demasiado pronto

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Dudo mucho que

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un Elaphrosaurido jurásico tuviese acceso a ropa para cuellos

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Sabía que tenía que haber hecho el chiste del anillo alrededor del cuello

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Mirad He encontrado un fósil de robot

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Eso es un muelle de cama tonto muelle de cama

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No hay fósiles de robot

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Qué Quién dice que no he evolucionado

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Todo el mundo

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Los robots han sido creados hace bastante poco

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Estaba en todos los periódicos

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Entonces explica esto

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GROANS

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I hate chiseling right after a manicure

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Oh Darn it I broke off one of my fingers

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Look Cubert The neck on this one

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I bet he spent a fortune on ties

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What too soon

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SNORTS I highly doubt a Jurassic elaphrosaurid had access to neckwear

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I knew I should have gone with the ring around the collar joke

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Hey look I found a robot fossil

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That's a bedspring you dumb bedspring

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There are no robot fossils

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What Who says I didn't evolve

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Everybody

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Robots were created quite recently It was in all the papers

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Then explain this

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Duration

47 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:03:40

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

6

Episode

9

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.