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Uh, could you come back when my chump gets here?

Uh, could you come backwhen my chump gets here? Now then, What is a filthy human...

Futurama • S06E10 • 1999

Uh, could you come backwhen my chump gets here? Now then, What is a filthy human doingaboard my royal yacht? With all due respect, yourmajesty, I'm a robot like you. I just switched bodieswith some bimbo. Go ahead, ask me somethingonly a robot would know. A reverse Turing test, eh? Very good. What is the square rootof nine? Uh, hold on, let mejust get out a pencil. okay, look, I'm notthat kind of robot. I'm more this kind of robot. He steps forwardsbut moves backwards. By the gods, he is a machine. No, that won't restoreeveryone either. Besides, I don't wantmy decrepit old body back. I'm running awaywith this invincible robot body And joining something

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Uh could you come back when my chump gets here

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Now then

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What is a filthy human doing aboard my royal yacht

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With all due respect your majesty I'm a robot like you

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I just switched bodies with some bimbo

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Go ahead ask me something only a robot would know

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A reverse Turing test eh

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Very good

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What is the square root of nine

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Uh hold on let me just get out a pencil

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okay look I'm not that kind of robot

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I'm more this kind of robot

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He steps forwards but moves backwards

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By the gods he is a machine

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No that won't restore everyone either

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Besides I don't want my decrepit old body back

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I'm running away with this invincible robot body

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And joining something

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Euh pourriez vous revenir quand mon idiot sera par là

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Bien maintenant

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Que fait un humain détestable à bord de mon Yacht Royal

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Avec tout le respect que je vous doit votre majesté je suis un robot tout comme vous

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J'ai juste changé de corps avec une bimbo

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Allez y demandez moi quelque chose que seulement un robot connaîtrait

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Un test de Turing inversé hein

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Très bien

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Quelle est la racine carrée de neuf

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Euh attendez laissez moi juste trouver un crayon

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OK en fait je ne suis pas cette sorte de robot

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Je suis plutôt cette sorte de robot

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Ses jambes semblent avancer mais pourtant il recule

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Par tous les dieux c'est une machine

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Non ça ne rendra pas leurs corps à chacun non plus

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De plus je ne veux plus de mon vieux corps décrépit

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Je m'enfuis avec ce corps robotique invincible

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Et je vais joindre une compagnie quelconque

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Könnten Sie wiederkommen wenn mein Dummkopf hier ist

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Nun dann was macht ein dreckiger Mensch auf meiner kaiserlichen Yacht

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Bei allem gebührenden Respekt Eure Majestät Ich bin wie Sie ein Roboter

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Ich tauschte bloß Körper mit irgendeiner Tussi

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Kommen Sie fragen Sie mich etwas was nur ein Roboter wissen könnte

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Ein umgekehrter Turing Test hm In Ordnung

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Was ist die Quadratwurzel von 9

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Einen Moment lasst mich bloß einen Stift rausholen

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Okay schaut Ich bin nicht diese Art Roboter

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Ich bin mehr diese Art Roboter

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Er tritt vorwärts aber bewegt sich rückwärts

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Bei den Göttern er ist eine Maschine

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Nein das wird niemanden zurücksetzen

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Außerdem will ich nicht meinen klapprigen alten Körper zurück

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Ich renne mit diesem unbesiegbaren Roboterkörper weg

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und trete etwas bei

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Circus Roboticus Heute Abend Eröffnung

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Вы не могли бы подождать моего болвана

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А теперь

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Это что за оборванка на моей королевской яхте

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Со всем должным уважением Ваше Величество я такой же робот как и вы

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Я просто поменялся телом с одной дурочкой

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Давай спроси меня что нибудь про что знает только робот

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Обратный тест Тьюринга а

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Очень неплохо

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Чему равен корень из девяти

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Эм погоди дай я достану карандаш

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Хорошо послушай ты принял меня за другого робота

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Я больше похожу на этот тип роботов

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Он идёт вперёд но двигается назад

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О боги Он машина

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Нет это не восстановит никого

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К тому же я не хочу своё дряхлое старое тело обратно

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Я сваливаю с этим непобедимым робо телом

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И присоединю что нибудь

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Podrías regresar cuando mi idiota llegue

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Y bien

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qué hace un asqueroso ser humano a bordo de mi yate real

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Con el debido respeto su majestad soy un robot como usted

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Solo cambie de cuerpo con una estúpida zorra

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Adelante pregúntame algo que sólo un robot sabría

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Una prueba de Turing inversa eh

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Muy bien

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Cuál es la raíz cuadrada de nueve

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Espera déjame sacar un lápiz

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Está bien mira no soy esa clase de robot

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Soy más de este tipo de robot

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Da pasos hacia adelante pero se mueve hacia atrás

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Por los dioses es una máquina

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No eso tampoco nos restauraría a todos

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Además no quiero mi viejo cuerpo decrépito de vuelta

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Voy a escaparme con este cuerpo invencible de robot

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y me uniré a algo

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CIRCO ROBÓTICO APERTURA ESTA NOCHE

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Uh could you come back when my chump gets here

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Now then what is a filthy human doing aboard my royal yacht

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With all due respect Your Majesty I'm a robot like you

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I just switched bodies with some bimbo

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Go ahead ask me something only a robot would know

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A reverse Turing Test eh Very good

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What is the square root of nine

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Uh hold on let me just get out a pencil

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SIGHS Okay look I'm not that kind of robot I'm more this kind of robot

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BEAT BOXING

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He steps forwards but moves backwards

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By the gods He is a machine

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No that won't restore everyone either

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Besides I don't want my decrepit old body back

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I'm running away with this invincible robot body and joining something

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Duration

53 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:06:36

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

6

Episode

10

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.