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Uh‐oh. I'm terrible at parallel parking

00? Hey, I'm taking my new car out for a spin to Mercury. Anybody want to come? Yeah,...

Futurama • S02E10 • 1999

Uh‐oh. I'm terrible atparallel parking. And now you're askingfor a day off? Get out of my and my sight. You're bogarting my Patience. Hermes, who were you yelling at? Meself. I asked meselffor Valentine's day off but I was in no moodfor any of my shenanigans. Valentine's day is coming. Oh, crap. I forgot to geta girlfriend again. Well, since neitherof us has a date why don't we‐‐ you just assume I can't geta Valentine's date? Shall we say 8:00? Hey, I'm taking my new car out for a spin to Mercury. Anybody want to come? Yeah, okay.What's the weather like? The usual. Boiling lead, oceans of lava. So what? Shorts?

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Uh oh

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I'm terrible at parallel parking

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Bang

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Hermes And now you're asking for a day off

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Get out of my and my sight

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You're bogarting my Patience

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Hermes who were you yelling at

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Meself

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I asked meself for Valentine's day off

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but I was in no mood for any of my shenanigans

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Valentine's day is coming

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Oh crap

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I forgot to get a girlfriend again

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Well since neither of us has a date

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why don't we

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you just assume I can't get a Valentine's date

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Shall we say 8 00

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Hey I'm taking my new car out

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for a spin to Mercury

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Anybody want to come

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Yeah okay What's the weather like

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The usual

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Boiling lead oceans of lava

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So what Shorts

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خدمة الصيانة مرحبا بعودتك

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أنا سيئة في توقيف السيارة بالتوازي

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أتطلب إجازة أخرج من مكتبي

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أنت تستغل طيبتي

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على من كنت تصرخ

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نفسي لقد طلبت من نفسي إجازة لعيد الحب لكنني لم أكن في مزاج لتفاهاتي

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عيد الحب قادم اللعنة نسيت أن أحصل على صديقة

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بما أنه ليس لأحدنا رفيق افترضت أنه ليس لدي رفيق لعيد الحب

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ما رأيك بـ8 00 مساء

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سأخذ جولة بسيارتي الجديدة إلى عطارد هل من أحد يريد القدوم

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حسنا كيف هو الجو هناك كالعادة رصاص يغلي وحمم بركانية

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إذا ماذا ألبس سراويل قصيرة

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Belles voitures boîtes de nuit branchées femmes splendides

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Le professeur a tout conçu dans son minuscule studio

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Il a travaillé 50 ans pour Les Gentils Robots

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où il a créé le 1 er robot capable d'obtenir un prêt pour un bateau

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Aujourd'hui à l'aube de son 150ème anniversaire

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il garde toute la fougue de la jeunesse

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Ecoutez bande d'imposteurs

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Si je coule je vous entraîne tous avec moi

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HUBERT J FARNSWORTH à suivre

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Vous voulez dire un mot professeur

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J'ai dit un mot

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Quel bonheur de voir l'oeuvre de toute une vie

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Oh meine verschiedenen Götter eine Röntgenbrille

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Leute ich schwöre die wurde mir verschrieben

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Ich brauche sie um Sachen auf der anderen Seite zu lesen

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Betrüger Brecht ihm das Genick

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Nein tut ihm nichts

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Er ist mein bester Freund

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HERMES CONRAD BÜROKRAT

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Ihr schlagt doch niemanden der eine Röntgenbrille trägt oder

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Vorsicht mit dem Arm

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Oh mein Hintern

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GESCHLOSSEN

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BALD GEÖFFNET

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縦列駐車は苦手

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ハーミスコンラッドお役人室

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１日休みたいって

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私の前から消えろ

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我慢の限界だ

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説教中

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誰に怒ってたの

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バレンタインデーに休みたい自分にさ

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僕は僕のたわ言にウンザリだ

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バレンタイン

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また彼女を作るの忘れてた

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お互い相手がいないなら

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決めつけないでくれる

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８時でいい

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新車で水星へドライブに行くの

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一緒に行く

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いいよ天気は

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いつもどおり沸き立つ鉛に溶岩

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じゃあ短パン

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красивые женщины

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всё это профессор проектировал работая в своей крошечной односпальной квартире

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В течение пятидесяти лет он работал в Мамочкиной Дружеской Компании Роботов

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где создал первого робота способного сдавать в прокат лодки

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И даже сейчас в канун своего 150 летия

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профессор сохранил пылкую страсть юности

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Послушайте вы напыщенные жулики

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Если вышвырнут меня я потяну вас всех за собой

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Как насчёт нескольких слов профессор

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Я сказал слов

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О какое это удовольствие видеть достижения всей моей жизни

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Se me da fatal aparcar en línea

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Me pides el día libre Fuera de mi vista

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Estás agotando mi paciencia

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A quién le gritabas

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A mí Quería fiesta por San Valentín pero no estoy de humor para chorradas

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Ya llega el Día de San Valentín Se me ha olvidado echarme novia

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Como no tenemos citas deberíamos Por qué asumes que no tengo

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Qué tal a las 8 00

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Me voy con mi coche nuevo a Mercurio Venís

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Vale Cómo está el tiempo Lo normal Plomo candente lava

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Entonces bermudas

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UH OH

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I'M TERRIBLE AT PARALLEL PARKING

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Bang

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Hermes AND NOW YOU'RE ASKING FOR A DAY OFF

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GET OUT OF MY AND MY SIGHT

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YOU'RE BOGARTING MY PATIENCE

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HERMES WHO WERE YOU YELLING AT

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MESELF

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I ASKED MESELF FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OFF

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BUT I WAS IN NO MOOD FOR ANY OF MY SHENANIGANS

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VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING

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OH CRAP

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I FORGOT TO GET A GIRLFRIEND AGAIN

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WELL SINCE NEITHER OF US HAS A DATE

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WHY DON'T WE

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YOU JUST ASSUME I CAN'T GET A VALENTINE'S DATE

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SHALL WE SAY 8 00

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HEY I'M TAKING MY NEW CAR OUT

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FOR A SPIN TO MERCURY

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ANYBODY WANT TO COME

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YEAH OKAY WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE

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THE USUAL

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BOILING LEAD OCEANS OF LAVA

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SO WHAT SHORTS

Available in 8 languages

Duration

47 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:04

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

10

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.