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VAGRANT: Oh!

What? Hey!

Futurama • S05E11 • 1999

VAGRANT:Oh! The Spidarians, though weakand womanlike on the battlefield......are masters of the textile arts. Taste like king crab, by the way. Crazy bugs actually wove this tapestryof my heroic conquest......while I was still killing them. What? It's not even scratch and sniff. But if rich people think it's good,I'll buy it. One art, please! What a clever impersonationof a stupid poor person. How much is that place matactually worth, Brannigan? -Exactly $1 billion.-Now, that's walking-around money. NIXON:What? Hey!

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VAGRANT Oh

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The Spidarians though weak and womanlike on the battlefield

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are masters of the textile arts

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Taste like king crab by the way

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Crazy bugs actually wove this tapestry of my heroic conquest

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while I was still killing them

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What It's not even scratch and sniff

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But if rich people think it's good I'll buy it One art please

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What a clever impersonation of a stupid poor person

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How much is that place mat actually worth Brannigan

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Exactly 1 billion Now that's walking around money

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NIXON What Hey

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م غلق للإستقبال الخاص

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على الرغم من أن السباردينيز ضعفاء كالنساء في ساحة المعركة

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إلا أنهم أساتذة في فنون النسيج

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بالمناسبة طعمهم مثل طعم السلطعون

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تلك الحشرات المجنونة قد نسجت هذا القماش عن فتحي البطولي

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بينما كنت لا أزال أقتلهم

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ماذا إنها حتى لا تصدر صوتا أو رائحة

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لكن إن كان الأغنياء يعتقدون أنه جيد سأشتريه واحد فن رجاء

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يالها من فكرة ذكية من شخص غبي فقير

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كم ثمن ذلك البساط الذي على الحائط يا برانيجان

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بالضبط 1 مليار دولار هذا يعد مالا فعلا

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ماذا مهلا

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FERMÉ POUR RÉCEPTION PRIVÉE

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Les Araigniens sont faibles et peu courageux

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mais maîtrisent l'art textile

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Ils ont goût de crabe

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Ces insectes fous tissaient cette tapisserie me représentant

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alors même que je les tuais

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Quoi Ça ne sent même pas

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Mais si ça plaît aux riches je l'achète Une uvre pour moi

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Quelle brillante incarnation d'un stupide pauvre

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Combien cela vaut il Brannigan

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Exactement 1 milliard de dollars Une bagatelle

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Comment

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Ja ich war einst ihr Gefährte

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Ich war blind vor Liebe

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und später auch vom Skorpiongift

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Ich bin blind

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Aber Momon hat eine Schwachstelle

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Sie hat zu viel ihrer Macht in das hier gesteckt den Generalissimus der Würfel

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Dann leck mich doch an meinem blanken Metallgesicht

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Sei kein Narr Titanius

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Hättest du im Alchemie Grundkurs aufgepasst

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statt das Bordell zu frequentieren

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wüsstest du dass es nur einen Weg gibt ihn zu zerstören

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In dem kochenden Plastik aus dem er einst gegossen wurde

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Wie diese Maschine für Wachslöwen im Zoo

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Ruhig jetzt Wir müssen die Geysire von Gygax aufsuchen

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In Momons uneinnehmbare Festung

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富裕層向け排他的パーティー

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排他

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スパイダリアンは戦場では弱かったが

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織物は芸術的だ

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味はタラバガニ

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連中は私に殺されながら私の雄姿を

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このタペストリーに織った

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何の感触も匂いもないが

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金持ちの好みなら買うよ

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１枚くれ

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頭の悪い貧乏人をうまく演じてるわね

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あのタペストリーの価値は

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10億ドルきっかりだ

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お小遣い程度の金額ね

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何するんだ

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Паукеанцы хоть и слабы и женоподобны на поле боя

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тем не менее великолепны в текстильном деле

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Кстати по вкусу напоминают камчатских крабов

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Вообще то этот гобелен с изображением моего героического завоевания

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сумасшедшие жуки ткали в то время как я их по прежнему убивал

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Что Он даже не нюхается и не царапается

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Но если богачи о нём хорошего мнения покупаю Одно искусство пожалуйста

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До чего остроумное воплощение глупого бедного человека

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Сколько этот половик в действительности стоит Бранниган

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Ровно один миллиард Вот это уже более менее

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Что Стой

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Groans OWW

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Branigan THE SPIDARIANS

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THOUGH WEAK AND WOMANLIKE ON THE BATTLEFIELD

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ARE MASTERS OF THE TEXTILE ARTS

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TASTE LIKE KING CRAB BY THE WAY

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CRAZY BUGS ACTUALLY WOVE THIS TAPESTRY OF MY HEROIC CONQUEST

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WHILE I WAS STILL KILLING THEM

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Sniffs WHAT IT'S NOT EVEN SCRATCH AND SNIFF

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BUT IF RICH PEOPLE THINK IT'S GOOD I'LL BUY IT

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ONE ART PLEASE

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WHAT A CLEVER IMPERSONATION OF A STUPID POOR PERSON

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HOW MUCH IS THAT PLACE MAT ACTUALLY WORTH BRANIGAN

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EXACTLY 1 BILLION

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NOW THAT'S WALKIN' AROUND MONEY

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Nixon WHAT HEY QUIT IT AH ROOOO

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Duration

48 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:13:59

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

11

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.