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WeII, everybody, I just saved a turtIe

WeII, everybody, I just saved a turtIe.What have you done with your Iives? You went aII...

Futurama • S05E01 • 1999

WeII, everybody, I just saved a turtIe.What have you done with your Iives? You went aII the wayto HoIIand aIready? Bender, a turtIe isn't yourseIf.Why do you care about it? Because I aIso care deepIyabout things that remind me of myseIf. Like poor IittIe SheIIy here. What couId you possibIy have in commonwith this waIking soup miX? For one thing, we bothhave a tough outer sheII. But Iead a rich, inner Iife.And aIso......weII, you know. You're both aIcohoIic, whore-mongering,chain-smoking gambIers? No. It's just......neither of us can get upwhen we get knocked on our back. What? I've seen you get upoff your back tons of times. -Those times I was sIightIy on my side.-Interesting. Maybe we shouId test this erectiIedysfunction of yours, Bender. No, that's not necessary, reaIIy.I think I hear my factory recaIIing me

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WeII everybody I just saved a turtIe What have you done with your Iives

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You went aII the way to HoIIand aIready

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Bender a turtIe isn't yourseIf Why do you care about it

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Because I aIso care deepIy about things that remind me of myseIf

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Like poor IittIe SheIIy here

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What couId you possibIy have in common with this waIking soup miX

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For one thing we both have a tough outer sheII

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But Iead a rich inner Iife And aIso

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weII you know

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You're both aIcohoIic whore mongering chain smoking gambIers

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No It's just

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neither of us can get up when we get knocked on our back

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What I've seen you get up off your back tons of times

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Those times I was sIightIy on my side Interesting

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Maybe we shouId test this erectiIe dysfunction of yours Bender

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No that's not necessary reaIIy I think I hear my factory recaIIing me

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حسنا جميعا لقد انقذت سلحفاة للتو ماذا فعلتم طوال حياتكم

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ذهبت إلى هولندا فعلا

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السلحفاة ليست نفسك يا بيندر لماذا تهتم لأمرها

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لأني أيضا اهتم جدا بالأشياء التي تذكرني بنفسي

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مثل هذه الصدفية المسكينة

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ما الشيء المشترك بينك و بين هذه السلحفاة

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أولا كلانا لديه صدفة خارجية قاسية

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لكن مشاعرنا مرهفه ونشعر بكل من حولنا

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أيضا أنت تعرف

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كلاكما مدمنا كحول مدخنان مقامران

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لا الأمر فقط هو أن

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كلانا لا يمكننا النهوض عندما نسقط على ظهورنا

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ماذا لقد رأيتك تنهض بعد سقوطك على ظهرك مئات المرات

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في تلك المرات كنت اسقط على جانبي هذا مثير للاهتمام

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ربما علينا اختبار هذا الخلل الوظيفي يا بيندر

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لا هذا ليس ضروريا أعتقد أني سمعت مصنعي يتصل بي

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Je viens de sauver une tortue Et vous

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Déjà revenu de Hollande

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Pourquoi t'occuper d'autres que toi

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J'aime m'occuper de ce qui me rappelle qui je suis

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Comme Shelly

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Qu'as tu en commun avec cet ingrédient de soupe

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Une dure carapace

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Une vie intérieure riche et

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Vous savez

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L'alcool le sexe et le tabagisme

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Non

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On ne peut pas se relever si on est sur le dos

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Je t'ai vu le faire des tonnes de fois

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J'étais un peu sur le côté Intéressant

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On devrait tester ce dysfonctionnement

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C'est vraiment pas nécessaire Je crois qu'on m'appelle

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Bis dann du Arsch

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Futurama wird Ihnen präsentiert von Torgos Führungskraft Puder

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Nur Torgos packt den Puder aus fünf hochbezahlten TV Führungskräften

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in jede Dose für maximale Geruchsreduzierung

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Dein Klo stinkt wie der Tod deine Nase leidet Not greif zu Torgos

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Was für ein tolles Gefühl nach zwei Jahren wieder am Steuer zu sitzen

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Das ist nicht das Steuer

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カメを１匹助けたぞ

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何をやってたんだ

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オランダに行って

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自分のことじゃないのになぜ

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俺に似てる存在はとても気になるんだ

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この哀れなカメみたいにね

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この生きたスープの素と似てる

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どちらも外側の殻は硬い

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しかし中身は豊かだ

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それと

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俺たちは

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酒女タバコとギャンブルが大好き

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違うただ

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仰向けに倒れたら起き上がれない

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起き上がれるだろ何度も見たぞ

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やや横向きだったんだ

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面白い

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確かめてみるべきかもしれない

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必要ないよ本当に

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工場が回収するから

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Bueno acabo de salvar una tortuga Ustedes que han hecho de su vida

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Ya viajaste hasta holanda

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Bender una tortuga no es tú mismo Por qué te preocupas por ella

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Porque también me intereso profúndamente en las cosas que me recuerdan a mi

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Como la pequeña Cascarita

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Qué podrías tener tú en común con esta sopa que camina

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Para empezar los dos tenemos un caparazón duro

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Pero llevamos una vida interior rica Y también

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bueno ya saben

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Los dos son jugadores alcohólicos que se dedican a la prostitución

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No Es qué

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ninguno de los dos puede levantarse cuando los tiran de espaldas

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Qué Yo te he visto levantarte cantidad de veces

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Esas veces estaba ligeramente de lado Interesante

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Talvéz deberíamos probar esta disfunción erectil Bender

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No no es necesario en verdad Creo que me llama mi fábrica

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WELL EVERYBODY I JUST SAVED A TURTLE

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIVES

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YOU WENT ALL THE WAY TO HOLLAND ALREADY

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BENDER A TURTLE ISN'T YOURSELF WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT IT

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BECAUSE I ALSO CARE DEEPLY ABOUT THINGS THAT REMIND ME OF MYSELF

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LIKE POOR LITTLE SHELLY HERE Sobbing

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WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE IN COMMON WITH THIS WALKIN' SOUP MIX

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FOR ONE THING WE BOTH HAVE A TOUGH OUTER SHELL

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BUT LEAD A RICH INNER LIFE

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AND ALSO WELL YOU KNOW

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YOU'RE BOTH ALCOHOLIC WHORE MONGERING CHAIN SMOKING GAMBLERS

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NO IT'S JUST

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NEITHER OF US CAN GET UP WHEN WE GET KNOCKED ON OUR BACK

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WHAT I'VE SEEN YOU GET UP OFF YOUR BACK TONS OF TIMES

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THOSE TIMES I WAS SLIGHTLY ON MY SIDE

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INTERESTING MAYBE WE SHOULD TEST THIS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION OF YOURS BENDER

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NO THAT'S NOT NECESSARY REALLY

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I THINK I HEAR MY FACTORY RECALLING ME

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Bender Grunting Shelly Straining

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Duration

61 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:06:26

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

1

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.