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Well, I may not have a man, but at least I've got you, poopsie-doodle

Well, I may not have a man, but at least I'vegot you, poopsie-doodle. Leela, it's timeyou...

Futurama • S06E08 • 1999

Well, I may not have a man, but at least I'vegot you, poopsie-doodle. Leela, it's timeyou and I had a talk. A talk?!You can't break up with me. You're my pet. As much as I enjoy being the objectof your misplaced affections, I am alsoa highly sophisticated being who longsfor intelligent conversation. Aw, is shnookumsnot feeling "shtimuwated"? An understatementto say the least. It's time you treatedme with respect. If you want to be treated likea fellow crew member, fine, but no more purse rides and no more dressing you up inyour cute little sailor suit. I keep telling you,that's my real naval uniform. Your place or mine? Both.But first, this place. Ooh... oh, my... Ooh! Room for one more?

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Well I may not have a man

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but at least I've got you poopsie doodle

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Leela it's time you and I had a talk

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A talk You can't break up with me

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You're my pet

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As much as I enjoy being

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the object of your misplaced affections

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I am also a highly sophisticated being

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who longs for intelligent conversation

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Aw is shnookums not feeling shtimuwated

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An understatement to say the least

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It's time you treated me with respect

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If you want to be treated like a fellow crew member fine

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but no more purse rides

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and no more dressing you up in your cute little sailor suit

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I keep telling you that's my real naval uniform

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both moaning

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Your place or mine

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Both But first this place

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Ooh oh my

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stammering

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Ooh Room for one more

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titters

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صحيح أنني لست برفقة رجل

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و لكن على الاقل عندي صديقي اللطيف

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لقد حان الوقت لنتحدث يا ليلى

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نتحدث لا يمكن لك أن تنفصل عني

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أنت حيواني المدلل

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بقدر ما استمتع بأن أكون مركز اهتمامك و عاطفتك اللا مبرر

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أنا أيضا مخلوق متطور للغاية

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و أشعر باشتياق إلى محادثة حضارية

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هل عزيزي يشعر بأنه غير مرغوب به

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لأختصر الكلام

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لقد حان الوقت لتعامليني باحترام

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اذا أردت أن تتم معاملتك كـ أحد أفراد الطاقم فلا بأس

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و لكن لن يوجد هناك المزيد من ركوب الحقيبة

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و لن يكون هناك المزيد من ارتداء بذلة القبطان البحرية اللطيفة خاصتك

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قلت لك مرارا إنها عبارة عن زيي البحري الرسمي

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منزلك أو منزلي

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كلاهما و لكن هذا المكان أولا

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اوه يا

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غرفة اضافية لاثنين

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Je n'ai peut être pas de petit ami

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mais au moins je t'ai toi poopsie doodle

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Leela il est temps que toi et moi avions une petite conversation

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Une conversation Tu ne peux pas me larguer

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Tu es mon animal de compagnie

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Autant que j'apprécie

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être l'objet de ton affection mal placée

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Je suis aussi un être super sophistiqué

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qui a besoin de conversations intelligentes

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Aw ton intellect est sous shtimuwé

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C'est à peu près cela

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Il est temps de me traiter avec respect

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Si tu veux être traiter comme n'importe quel membre de l'équipage c'est correct

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mais plus de ballades de sac à main

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Et plus d'habillage dans ton costume de marin

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J'arrête pas de te dire que c'est mon véritable uniforme naval

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soupirs

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Chez toi ou chez moi

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Les deux Mais cette place en premier

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Ooh oh mon

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exhalation

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Ooh De la place pour un de plus

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titters

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Nun ich mag keinen Mann haben

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aber wenigstens habe ich dich Schätzchen

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Leela es ist Zeit dass wir ein Gespräch haben

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Ein Gespräch Du kannst nicht mit mir Schluss machen Du bist mein Haustier

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So sehr ich es genieße das Objekt deiner deplatzierten Zuneigungen zu sein

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Ich bin auch ein höchst hochentwickeltes Wesen welches sich nach intelligenten Gesprächen sehnt

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Fühlt sich Schätzchen nicht stimuliert

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Eine Untertreibung gelinde gesagt

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Es ist Zeit dass du mich mit Respekt behandelst

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Wenn du wie ein Crewmitglied behandelst werden willst ok

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Aber nie mehr Handtaschenfahrten

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und kein weiteres Ankleiden vom süßen kleinen Seemannsanzug

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Ich sagte dir dass ist meine richtige Marineuniform

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Bei dir oder mir

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Beides Aber zuerst bei dir

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Platz für noch einen

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Ладно хоть у меня и нет парня

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но по крайней мере у меня есть ты душечка лапушечка

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Лила пора нам поговорить

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Поговорить Ты не можешь бросить меня

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Ты ведь мой питомец

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Как бы мне ни нравилось быть

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объектом твоей неуместной любви

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я также и высоко развитое существо

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стремящееся к умным разговорам

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Моему шмосику скушно

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Это еще мягко сказано

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Пора бы обращаться со мной уважительно

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Если ты хочешь что бы к тебе обращались как равному члену команды прекрасно

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но тогда никаких больше прогулок в сумочке

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и никаких больше наряжаний в твою миленькую формочку матросика

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Сколько раз повторять это и есть моя морская форма

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У тебя или у меня

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И там и там Но сначала здесь

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Есть место еще одному

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Bueno tal vez no tenga un hombre

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pero al menos te tengo a ti garabateador de caquitas

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Leela es hora de que tú y yo tengamos una charla

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Una charla No puedes romper conmigo

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Eres mi mascota

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Por mucho que me guste ser

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el objeto de tus equivocados afectos

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también soy un ser altamente sofisticado

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que suspira por una conversación inteligente

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Auh es que mi cariñito no se siente eshtimuglado

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Un eufemismo por decir algo

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Es hora que me trates con respeto

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Si quiere ser tratado como un miembro de la tripulación bien

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pero no más paseos en bolso

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y se acabó el vestirse con tu mono traje de marinerito

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Ya te lo he dicho ese es mi verdadero uniforme naval

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En tu casa o en la mía

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En ambas Pero primero aquí

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Ooh oh Dios

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Ooh Sitio para uno más

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Well I may not have a man

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but at least I've got you poopsie doodle

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Leela it's time you and I had a talk

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A talk You can't break up with me You're my pet

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As much as I enjoy being the object of your misplaced affections

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I am also a highly sophisticated being

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who longs for intelligent conversation

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Aw Is shnookums not feeling shtimuwated

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An understatement to say the least

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It's time you treated me with respect

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If you want to be treated like a fellow crew member fine

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but no more purse rides

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and no more dressing you up in your cute little sailor suit

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I keep telling you that's my real naval uniform

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BOTH MOAN

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Your place or mine

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Both But first this place

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CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY

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STUTTERING

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Ooh Room for one more LAUGHING SAUCILY

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Duration

58 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:02:41

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

6

Episode

8

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.