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Well, if it isn't old One-eye

Well, if it isn't old One-eye. -Oh, yeah? Well, shut up, cane-boy!-He can't hear you. He's...

Futurama • S03E11 • 1999

Well, if it isn't old One-eye. -Oh, yeah? Well, shut up, cane-boy!-He can't hear you. He's deaf now. Leave her alone.She's leading a normal life. She's not gussied up,duded out or where it's at. Now, run along. Thanks, Adlai. I guess you neveroutgrow being an eyeball. Oddball. Nonsense. You're a captain.That's a fine profession. Well, it's just for a packagedelivery service. A package is just a boxuntil it's delivered. Huh, I'd never thought of it that way.What do you do? -I'm a doctor.-A tall doctor, you say? Sir, you seem stable. -Have you thought about adopting?-No. It's a great way to havea kid without sex

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Well if it isn't old One eye

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Oh yeah Well shut up cane boy He can't hear you He's deaf now

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Leave her alone She's leading a normal life

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She's not gussied up duded out or where it's at

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Now run along

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Thanks Adlai I guess you never outgrow being an eyeball Oddball

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Nonsense You're a captain That's a fine profession

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Well it's just for a package delivery service

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A package is just a box until it's delivered

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Huh I'd never thought of it that way What do you do

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I'm a doctor A tall doctor you say

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Sir you seem stable

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Have you thought about adopting No

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It's a great way to have a kid without sex

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إذا ما الذي حققته بعد مغادرتك الميتم

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أعيش في صندوق و أنت أبيع الكلى و الأسنان أيا كان ما يسقط مني

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و تتسائلون ما الذي حققته أنا أنا قبطانة مركبة فضائية ناجحة

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كم هذا رائع يا ليلا

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هذا أمر جيد لشخص بعين واحدة

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مهلا لا يمكنك ان تشعري بالأسى علي

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أنا قبطانة فضائية و أنتم مجموعة من الخاسرين

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صحيح صحيح نحن الخاسرين

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حسنا الفتاة ذات العين الواحدة لم تتغير

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حقا حسنا أصمت يا فتى العصى لا يمكنه أن يسمعك هو أصم الآن

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دعوا ليلا و شأنها إن لديها حياة طبيعية مثالية

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Alors tu fais quoi depuis

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Je vis dans une boîte Et toi Je vends des reins des dents

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Et moi vous vous demandez Je suis capitaine de vaisseau spatial

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Génial Je suis content pour toi

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C'est si bien pour quelqu'un qui n'a qu'un oeil

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Pas la peine de me plaindre

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Je suis capitaine de vaisseau et vous des perdants

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Oui c'est vrai On est des perd dents

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Tiens Cette vieille Un oeil

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Ah oui La ferme l'aveugle Il t'entend pas Il est sourd aussi

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Laissez la tranquille Elle mène une vie normale

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Es gibt viel über mein Gesicht was du nicht weißt

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Vielleicht könnt ihr euch bei einem Abendessen näher kennenlernen

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Alles klar fahr mal runter du Kanone

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Ach Leela Warum willst du nicht mit mir ausgehen

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Wir beide wissen da ist was

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Nein Fahr deine Düsen runter Sie schmelzen Benders Gesicht

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Hier bitte Direkt vom Nebel

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Wurde auch Zeit

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Während ihr weg wart hielten die Trotter eine Pressekonferenz ab

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um zu verkünden ich sei ein Arschloch

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みんなにあいさつしてくる

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施設を出てから何してた

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段ボールに住み震えと闘ってる君は

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腎臓歯何でも売ってきた

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私が何してるかって

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今や宇宙船の船長よ

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すごいねリーラ

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１つ目にしては頑張ったわね

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ちょっと同情なんかしないで

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私は船長あんたたちは負け組よ

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そうだな俺たちは負け組だ

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誰かと思えば１つ目か

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Стреляй им в затылок Быстро пока они не смотрят

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Cуд Бывшая знаменитая пиццерия Рея

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Встать суд идёт Председательствует почётный судья Уити

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Рассматривается дело об ограблении банка

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Мой посыльный сообщил мне

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что банк место куда люди вкладывают деньги которые они не пристроили получше

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Таким образом ограбление равносильно самому страшному из преступлений

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Краже денег

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Как камера наблюдения из банка упомянутого господином судьей

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можете ли вы рассказать нам что вы видели в день преступления

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Ну посмотрим Моя память немного дырявая но это выглядело в точности так

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Ваша честь я заявляю что сложу с себя звание адвоката

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Bien llegó el momento de saludar a los viejos colegas

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Cómo te ha ido desde que te fuiste

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Vivo en una caja Y a ti Vendo riñones dientes lo que sea

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Os preguntaréis cómo me va no Soy capitán de una nave espacial

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Caramba Qué bien Leela

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Está muy bien para alguien con un ojo

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Eh no debo darte lástima

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Soy capitana y vosotros unos perdedores

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Bien sí Somos perdedores

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Sighs Deeply

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WELL IT'S TIME TO SAY HELLO TO THE OLD GANG

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Gulping

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SO WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO SINCE YOU LEFT THE ORPHANARIUM

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OH LIVIN' IN A BOX FIGHTIN' THE SHAKES YOU

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SELLIN' KIDNEYS TEETH WHATEVER FALLS OUT OF ME

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AND WHAT AM I UP TO YOU ASK WHY I'M A VERY SUCCESSFUL SPACE CAPTAIN

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OH WOW

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HOW NICE FOR YOU LEELA THAT'S SO GOOD

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FOR A PERSON WITH ONE EYE

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HEY YOU CAN'T FEEL SORRY FOR ME

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I'M A SPACE CAPTAIN AND YOU'RE A BUNCH OF LOSERS

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UH RIGHT RIGHT WE'RE THE LOSERS Coughs

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WELL IF IT ISN'T OLD ONE EYE Laughing

Available in 8 languages

Duration

48 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:26

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

3

Episode

11

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.