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Well, this is the real me

Well, this is the real me.But I can explain. We all have needs. I needed five weirdos to...

Futurama • S02E13 • 1999

Well, this is the real me.But I can explain. We all have needs. I needed five weirdos to scrubmy five castles. I gave you what you wantedand made money......letting Pig watchthrough a two-way mirror. Can any of you say you wouldn'thave done the exact same thing? He's a saint! But why all five weddingson the same day? You know the price to renta tux that changes shape? - I just have one last question.- What? If you can change form, why not changeit in the one place that counts?

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Well this is the real me But I can explain We all have needs

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I needed five weirdos to scrub my five castles

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I gave you what you wanted and made money

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letting Pig watch through a two way mirror

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Can any of you say you wouldn't have done the exact same thing

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He's a saint

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But why all five weddings on the same day

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You know the price to rent a tux that changes shape

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I just have one last question What

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If you can change form why not change it in the one place that counts

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حسنا هذا شكلي الحقيقي لكن يمكنني تفسير ذلك

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جميعنا لديه احتياجات

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وأنا احتياجي كان أن اتزوج خمس غريبات أطوار

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وأجعلهم ينظفوا قلاعي الخمس

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اعطيتكم ماتريديون

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و بالطبع جنيت بعض المال عن طريق السماح للخنزير

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بالمشاهدة من المرآة ذات الوجهين

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هل يمكن لأحدكم القول أنه لن

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يفعل نفس الشيء إن كان مكاني

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إنه قديس

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لكن لماذا جعلت حفلات الزفاف الخمس في نفس اليوم

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مهلا سيدتي هل لديك ادنى فكرة عن تكلفة

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استئجار بدلة يتغير شكلها

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حسنا الكازار

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أنا فقط لدي سؤال أخير لك

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ماهو

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إن كان باستطاعتك تغير شكلك

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لماذا لا تغيره في المكان المهم تقصد غرفة النوم

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Voilà ma véritable forme Je peux tout expliquer On a tous des besoins

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J'avais besoin de 5 aliens pour astiquer mes 5 châteaux

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Je me suis fait un peu de blé

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Le porc matait derrière un miroir sans teint

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N'importe lequel d'entre vous aurait fait la même chose non

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C'est un saint

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Pourquoi 5 mariages dans la même journée

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C'est cher les smokings qui changent de forme

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Une dernière question Laquelle

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Tant qu'à changer de forme pourquoi ne pas avoir changé l'essentiel

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Guter Tritt Sir Aber ich bin hier um lhren Anteil zu bringen

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Geliebtes Geld

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Sag dem Don Boter ich höre mit dem organisierten Verbrechen auf

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Ich bleibe beim Gewöhnlichen

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Komisch Weil du krank warst und Leela blind

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weiß nur ich was passiert ist

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Eines Tages werde ich es dir erzählen

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Und ich werde eines Tages nicht zuhören

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これが本当の姿だ

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聞いてくれ

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俺はただ

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５人の女とエッチしてラクに暮らしたかった

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君らも満足させたし

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マジックミラーで小銭も稼いだ

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一体誰がこんな俺を責められる

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いいヤツだ

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でもなぜ同じ日に結婚式を

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形が変わるスーツは借り賃が高い

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最後に１つだけ言いたいことがある

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何だ

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変身できるならアソコも変えてほしかった

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Éste es mi aspecto real Pero lo puedo explicar Todos tenemos necesidades

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Debía coger a 5 bichos para que me limpiaran los castillos

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Y cada vez que me acostaba con una

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Cerdo me pagaba por dejarle mirar

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Alguien no hubiera hecho lo mismo que yo en mi situación

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Eres un santo

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Por qué las 5 bodas el mismo día

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Es caro alquilar un chaqué que cambie de forma

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Muy bien Una última pregunta Qué

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Por qué no cambias de forma tu cosita de copular

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WELL THIS IS THE REAL ME BUT I CAN EXPLAIN

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WE ALL HAVE NEEDS

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MINE WAS TO MAKE IT WITH FIVE WEIRDOES

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AND HAVE THEM SCRUB MY FIVE CASTLES

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I GAVE YOU ALL WHAT YOU WANTED

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AND OF COURSE I MADE A FEW BUCKS LETTING PIG

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WATCH THROUGH THE TWO WAY MIRROR

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CAN ANY OF YOU SAY YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DONE

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THE EXACT SAME THING IN MY POSITION

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Weeping HE'S A SAINT

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BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE ALL FIVE WEDDINGS ON THE SAME DAY

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HEY LADY YOU GOT ANY IDEA WHAT IT COSTS

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TO RENT A TUX THAT CHANGES SHAPE

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ALL RIGHT ALCAZAR

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I JUST HAVE ONE LAST QUESTION FOR YOU

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WHAT'S THAT

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IF YOU COULD CHANGE FORM

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WHY DIDN'T YOU CHANGE IT IN THE ONE PLACE THAT COUNTS

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Whooping And Jeering

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Duration

41 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:20:28

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

13

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.