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Well, what'll it be, folks?

Well, what'll it be, folks? Tap water or bottled? Whatever. Kif, you pick. Oh, oh, it's...

Futurama • S07E06 • 1999

Well, what'll it be, folks? Tap water or bottled? Whatever. Kif, you pick. Oh, oh, it's alwaysso hard to decide. Um, uh, tap.I mean bottled. Bam! Ooh, I love your boots, Leela. Nobody would ever guessthey're knockoffs. How could you tell?I guessed. They're at it again. Please, Fry. Girlfriends alwaystalk trash to each other. Like how I might sayI like Amy's dress 'cause it coversall her tramp stamps. Knock it off, Fry. It's when women arepolite to each other that you know there's a problem. Exactly. Now, enough about who isand who isn't a Chinese skank. We're just two happy coupleson a double date

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Well what'll it be folks

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Tap water or bottled

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Whatever

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Kif you pick

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Oh oh it's always so hard to decide

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Um uh tap I mean bottled

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Bam

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Ooh I love your boots Leela

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Nobody would ever guess they're knockoffs

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How could you tell I guessed

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They're at it again

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Please Fry

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Girlfriends always talk trash to each other

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Like how I might say I like Amy's dress

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'cause it covers all her tramp stamps

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Knock it off Fry

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It's when women are polite to each other

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that you know there's a problem

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Exactly

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Now enough about who is and who isn't a Chinese skank

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We're just two happy couples on a double date

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Que désirez vous messieurs dame

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Eau du robinet ou en bouteille

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Peu importe

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Kif choisi

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C'est toujours si difficile de choisir

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Euh robinet Je veux dire en bouteille

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J'adore tes bottes Leela

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Personne ne pourrait s'imaginer que se sont des imitations

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Comment tu le sais J'ai deviné

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Elles remettent ça

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S'il te plait Fry

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Des amies se chamaillent toujours

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Comme je dirais que j'adore la robe d'Amy

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parce qu'elle couvre tous ses tatouages

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Arrête ça Fry

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C'est quand les femmes sont polies entre elles

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que tu sais qu'il y a un problème

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Exactement

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Maintenant assez parlé sur qui est et qui n'est pas une pétasse Chinoise

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Nous sommes juste deux couples à un double rencard

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Was soll es sein Leute Leitungswasser oder Tafelwasser

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Egal Kif du wählst

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Oh oh es ist immer schwer sich zu entscheiden

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Ähm Leitungswasser Ich meine Tafelwasser

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Ooh ich liebe deine Stiefel Leela

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Niemand würde je erraten dass sie billige Imitate sind

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Woher wusstest du es Ich habe geraten

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Sie machen es wieder Bitte Fry

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Freundinnen machen sich immer gegenseitig schlecht

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Wie ich sagen könnte dass ich Amys Kleid mag

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weil es all ihre Arschgeweihe bedeckt

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Lass es Fry

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Wenn Frauen sich gegenüber höflich verhalten weißt du dass es ein Problem gibt

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Genau

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Und jetzt genug davon wer und wer nicht eine chinesische Schlampe ist

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Wir sind nur zwei glückliche Paare bei einem Doppeldate

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この戦争の再現を生き残れないかも

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駐車場からたった４メートルとは

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本物の南北戦争ぐらい楽しい

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南北戦争じゃないシス戦争の再現よ

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2865年シスの侵略跡

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シスここはホス

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敵の侵略者だあそこを見ろ

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我はダースストロイヤー

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あんなバカみたいな名前初めて聞いた

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続きを聞く

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ダーストローシャス

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ダーススプローダー

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Боюсь я не переживу эту реконструкцию войны

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Не могу поверить что мы всего лишь в пяти метрах от парковки

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Также весело как и в настоящей Гражданской войне

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Это не Гражданская война рядовой

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Мы реконструируем Войну ситхов

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Ситхов

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Что за Хот

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Вражеские захватчики в небе

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Я Дарт Рушитель

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Дарт Рушитель

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Это тупейшее имя из всех что я слышал

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Послушаем остальных

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Дарт Зверус

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Дарт Подрыв

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Bueno qué tomarán tontos

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Agua de la llave o embotellada

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Cualquiera

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Kif tú elige

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Siempre es difícil decidir

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De la llave Es decir embotellada

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Vaya Me encantan tus botas Leela

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Nadie se daría cuenta que son una imitación

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Y cómo lo supiste Adiviné

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Y ahí van de nuevo

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Por favor Fry

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Las amigas siempre se critican unas a las otras

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Como por ejemplo diría que me gusta el vestido de Amy

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porque cubre todos sus tatuajes

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Ya basta Fry

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Cuando las mujeres son educadas las unas a la otras

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es cuando te das cuenta que hay problemas

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Exacto

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Bueno ya es suficiente de quien es y quien no una puta china

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Solo somos dos parejas felices en una cita doble

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Well what'll it be folks Tap water or bottled

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Whatever Kif you pick

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Oh oh it's always so hard to decide

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Tap I mean bottled

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Barn

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Ooh I love your boots Leela

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Nobody would ever guess they're knockoffs

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How could you tell

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Iguessed

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YOWLS They're at it again

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Please Fry

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Girlfriends always talk trash to each other

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Like how I might say I like Amy's dress

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'cause it covers all her tramp stamps

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YOWLS

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Knock it off Fry

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It's when women are polite to each other

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that you know there's a problem

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Exactly

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Now enough about who is and who isn't a Chinese skank

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We're just two happy couples on a double date

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YOWLS

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Duration

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Views

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Timestamp in Movie

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Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

7

Episode

6

Genres

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Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.