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What was wrong with your date last night?

What was wrongwith your date last night? I don't know.Something I couldn'tquite put my...

Futurama • S01E04 • 1999

What was wrongwith your date last night? I don't know.Something I couldn'tquite put my finger on. Possibly his vile lizard tongue. You're too picky.Yeah. If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongueor a low I. Q. Or an explosive, violent temper of course you're goingto be lonely. There's nothing wrongwith having high standards. Now, can we please‐‐ the female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggsand they will hatch and all will be well. You just have togive guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guyand think he's a pig but then later on,you realize he actuallyhas a really good body. Thank you allfor the inspiring advice but I'm perfectly happywith my life the way it is. That sounds like a cry for help. Let's all take her out tonight. There's lots of great placesto meet people. The federal sex bureau. A saucy puppet show. The rotting carcass of a whale. Mmm... I'll pick

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What was wrong with your date last night

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I don't know Something I couldn't quite put my finger on

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Possibly his vile lizard tongue

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You're too picky Yeah

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If you rule out every guy

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with a lizard tongue or a low I Q

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Or an explosive violent temper

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of course you're going to be lonely

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There's nothing wrong with having high standards

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Now can we please

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the female Leela's problem

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is purely medical

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Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch

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and all will be well

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You just have to give guys a chance

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Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig

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but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body

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Thank you all for the inspiring advice

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but I'm perfectly happy with my life

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the way it is

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That sounds like a cry for help

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Let's all take her out tonight

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There's lots of great places to meet people

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The federal sex bureau

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A saucy puppet show

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The rotting carcass of a whale

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Mmm I'll pick

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ما المشكلة في موعدك البارحة

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a6 لا أدري شيء لم أستطع معرفته

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a6 قد يكون لسان السحلية الكريه خاصته

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a6 إنك منتقية للغاية

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a6 أجل إذا استثنيت كل رجل لديه لسان سحلية أو معدل ذكاء منخفض

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a6 أو عنيف الطباع ستظلين وحيدة بدون شك

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a6 لا خطب في رفع سقف المتطلبات هلا توقفنا فضلا

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a6 مشكلة الأنثى ليلا هي طبية بحتة

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عما قريب ستضع بيضها وسيفقس وسيكون كل شيء كما يرام

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a6 عليك أن تمنحي الرجال فرصة

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a6 أحيانا تلتقين رجلا تحسبينه خنزيرا ولكن تدركين لاحقا أنه حسن البنية

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a6 أشكركم جميعا على النصيحة الملهمة

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a6 ولكني سعيدة بحياتي كما هي هذا يبدو نداء استغاثة

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a6 لنخرج معها جميعا الليلة ثمة أمكنة جيدة عديدة لمقابلة الناس

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مكتب الجنس الفيدرالي استعراض دمى خليع

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جيف الحيتان النتنة

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سأتولى الاختيار

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a6 الملهى العصري

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Qu'est ce qui t'a déplu

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Je n'en sais rien Un petit truc m'a déplu

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Peut être sa vilaine langue de lézard

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Tu es trop difficile

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Si tu exclus tous ceux avec cette langue et un Q I de casserole

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ou au tempérament violent tu resteras seule

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Il n'y a pas de honte à être exigeante

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Son problème est purement médical

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Bientôt elle va pondre ses oeufs et tout rentrera dans l'ordre

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Donne une chance aux mecs

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Tu crois que c'est un porc puis tu réalises qu'il a un corps superbe

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Merci pour vos précieux conseils

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Mais ma vie me satisfait pleinement

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C'est un appel au secours ça

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Si on sortait là où on peut rencontrer des gens

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A l'office des affaires sexuelles Une boîte de strip robot

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La carcasse pourrissante d'une baleine

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Je vais choisir

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LE CLUB BRANCHE

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Was lief gestern Abend schief

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Ich weiß nicht Kann nicht genau sagen was mich abstieß

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Vielleicht seine eklige Echsenzunge

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Du bist zu wählerisch

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Wenn du jeden Mann mit 'ner Echsenzunge 'nem niedrigen I Q

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oder gewalttätigem Temperament ablehnst bleibst du allein

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Es ist kein Fehler einen hohen Standard anzulegen

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Leelas Problem ist rein medizinisch

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In Kürze legt sie ihre Eier Die werden ausgebrütet und alles ist ok

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Du musst Männern eine Chance geben

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Ein Typ kann ein Schwein sein aber einen schönen Körper haben

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Danke für die anregenden Ratschläge

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Aber ich bin mit meinem Leben glücklich

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Das klingt wie ein Hilfeschrei

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Gehen wir aus Es gibt viele Lokale um Leute kennen zu lernen

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Das Bundessexbüro Das kesse Marionettentheater

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Zum verfaulten Walgerippe

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Das entscheide ich

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ANGESAGTER LADEN

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Apa yang salah dengan kencanmu semalam

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Entahlah

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Sesuatu yang tak bisa kujelaskan

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Mungkin lidahnya yang seperti kadal

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Kau terlalu pemilih

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Ya jika kau menolak semua pria dengan lidah kadal atau IQ rendah

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atau tabiat meledak ledak kau pasti akan kesepian

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Tak ada salahnya punya standar tinggi

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Bisa kita berhenti

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Masalah Leela betina hanya masalah medis

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Nanti telurnya akan jatuh dan menetas lalu semua akan beres

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Kau harus memberi pria kesempatan

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Kadang kau bertemu pria dan menganggapnya berengsek

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Tapi lalu kemudian kau sadar tubuhnya sangat bagus

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Terima kasih semuanya untuk nasihat yang menginspirasi

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Tapi aku bahagia dengan hidupku apa adanya

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Itu sepertinya tangisan minta tolong

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Mari kita ajak dia pergi malam ini

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Ada banyak tempat hebat untuk bertemu orang

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Biro Seks Federal Pertunjukan boneka yang berani

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Bangkai ikan paus yang membusuk

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Aku yang pilih

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ダメだった原因は

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さあね自分でも分からない

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トカゲみたいな舌かな

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えり好みしすぎ

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トカゲ舌低知能キレる男を除外したら

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誰も残らない

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理想が高くて何が悪いの

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この話は

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単純に医学的な問題だ

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卵を産んでふ化させればうまくいく

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チャンスをあげれば

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ブタだと思った男が体は最高ってこともある

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励ましてくれてありがとう

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でも今のままで満足よ

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助けが必要みたい

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今夜みんなで出会いの場に行こう

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連邦セックス局

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エロい人形劇

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腐ったクジラの死骸

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私が決める

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股関節ヒップジョイント

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А что было не так на твоем вчерашнем свидании

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Не знаю Точно не могу сказать

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Наверное его мерзкий как у ящерицы язык

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Ты слишком привередливая

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Точно Если будешь отшивать всех парней с языком как у ящерицы или низким IQ

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или необузданным темпераментом ты само собой останешься одинокой

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Нет ничего плохого в завышенных стандартах Может хватит уже

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Проблема Лилы как самки чисто медицинская

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Скоро она отложит яйца вылупятся детеныши и все будет хорошо

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Тебе просто нужно давать парням шанс

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Иногда встречаешь парня и думаешь что он свинья свиньей А позже понимаешь что у него классное тело

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Спасибо всем за вдохновляющие советы

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Но я счастлива с такой жизнью как есть

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Звучит как крик о помощи

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Давайте поведем ее куда нибудь Ведь полно мест где можно кого нибудь встретить

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Федеральное Секс Бюро Шоу безбашенных марионеток

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Гниющий скелет кита

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Хммм выберу я

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Qué tenía de malo tu galán de anoche

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No sé Algo que no puedo definir

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Quizá su repugnante lengua de lagarto

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Eres demasiado quisquillosa Sí

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Si eliminas a los de lengua de lagarto coeficiente intelectual bajo

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o temperamento violento y explosivo por supuesto que estarás sola

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Tener estándares altos no es malo Por favor podrían dejar

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El problema de la hembra Leela es puramente médico

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Pronto pondrá sus huevos los pollos nacerán y todo saldrá bien

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Tienes que darle una oportunidad a los hombres

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A veces conoces a uno y piensas que es un cerdo

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Pero después te das cuenta que tiene muy buen cuerpo

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Gracias por sus consejos tan inspiradores

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Pero estoy totalmente feliz con mi vida así

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Nos está pidiendo ayuda a gritos

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Hay que salir esta noche Hay muchos sitios para conocer gente

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La Oficina Federal del Sexo Las Marionetas Descaradas

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El cadáver podrido de una ballena

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Mejor yo elijo a dónde

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Bar Baro

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WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT

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I DON'T KNOW SOMETHING I COULDN'T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON

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POSSIBLY HIS VILE LIZARD TONGUE

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YOU'RE TOO PICKY YEAH

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IF YOU RULE OUT EVERY GUY

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WITH A LIZARD TONGUE OR A LOW I Q

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OR AN EXPLOSIVE VIOLENT TEMPER

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OF COURSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE LONELY

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THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING HIGH STANDARDS

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NOW CAN WE PLEASE

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THE FEMALE LEELA'S PROBLEM

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IS PURELY MEDICAL

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SOON SHE WILL DROP HER EGGS AND THEY WILL HATCH

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AND ALL WILL BE WELL

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YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE GUYS A CHANCE

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SOMETIMES YOU MEET A GUY AND THINK HE'S A PIG

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BUT THEN LATER ON YOU REALIZE HE ACTUALLY HAS A REALLY GOOD BODY

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THANK YOU ALL FOR THE INSPIRING ADVICE

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BUT I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH MY LIFE

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THE WAY IT IS

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THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CRY FOR HELP

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LET'S ALL TAKE HER OUT TONIGHT

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THERE'S LOTS OF GREAT PLACES TO MEET PEOPLE

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THE FEDERAL SEX BUREAU

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A SAUCY PUPPET SHOW

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THE ROTTING CARCASS OF A WHALE

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MMM I'LL PICK

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Timestamp in Movie

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Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

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Episode

4

Genres

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.