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Who controls this bowel?

Who controls this bowel?Who wants to know? I am the lord mayor of Cologne. ‐ you mean...

Futurama • S03E04 • 1999

Who controls this bowel?Who wants to know? I am the lord mayor of Cologne. ‐ you mean "colon"?‐ state your business. Your excellency,have you ever been in love? No. I thought I was once,but then I remembered... Our species reproduceswith a cloud of spores. Well, a wonderful girl loves me, but I need to know if it'sreally me she loves, or justwhat you worms have made of me. That's why,with all due respect,I'm asking you to leave. Listen, you!I was born here. I raised a cloudof children here. My ancestors came over hereon the sandwich. No one can make me leave. ‐ haah! Hmm?‐ huuh!

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Who controls this bowel Who wants to know

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Worms gasping

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I am the lord mayor of Cologne

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you mean colon state your business

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Your excellency have you ever been in love

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No I thought I was once but then I remembered

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Our species reproduces with a cloud of spores

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Well a wonderful girl loves me

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but I need to know if it's really me she loves or just what you worms have made of me

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That's why with all due respect I'm asking you to leave

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Listen you I was born here

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I raised a cloud of children here

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My ancestors came over here on the sandwich

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No one can make me leave

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haah Hmm huuh

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Both grunting

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Bell dings

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من يسيطر على هذه الأمعاء من يريد أن يعرف

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أنا رئيس بلدية كولوني أنت تقصد القولون

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ماذا تريد هل أحببت من قبل

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لا إعتقدت ذلك مرة

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ثم تذكرت أننا نتكاثر بالأبواغ

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هناك فتاة رائعة تحبني لكن أحتاج معرفة ما إذا كان أنا تحب

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أو مجرد ما قمتم أنتم الديدان بصنعه مني لذلك

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أنا أطلب منك الرحيل استمع أنت لقد ولدت هنا

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لقد ربيت العديد من الأطفال هنا جاء أسلافي هنا على شطيرة

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لا أحد يستطيع أن يجعلني أرحل

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Qui contrôle ces intestins Qui veut savoir ca

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L'UNIVERS CONNU

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Je suis le maire de la colonne Vous voulez dire du côlon

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Quelle raison vous amène Avez vous déjà été amoureux

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Une fois je crois

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Puis je me suis souvenu qu'on se reproduit par nuages de spores

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Une fille merveilleuse m'aime mais je dois savoir si c'est moi

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ou ce que vous avez fait de moi qu'elle aime Donc

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Je vous demande de partir Attends un peu Je suis né ici

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et mes enfants aussi Mes ancêtres sont arrivés grâce au sandwich

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Personne ne me fera partir d'ici

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Nein Es ist unerträglich

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Die Hirne werden schwächer

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Nibblonier an die Nibble Stationen

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Bereitet den Kuschelkäfer vor zur Entsendung in vierzig Nibbleten

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Manchmal hab ich Sorge dass wir süß sind

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Ach Schnuckelchen

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Nimm das Und das

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Diesen Satz verstehe ich nicht Aber nimm diesen

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Du hast noch nicht gewonnen

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Jedes Buch hier ist ein Weg zu einem geistigen Reich

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und ich nehme dich mit in eins und sperre dich dort für immer ein

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Eklig

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Wo sind wir

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Eine goldene Dublone an den Mann der als Erster den weißen Wal sieht

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Großer Wal dort drüben

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Ich hab ihn zuerst gesehen

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腸は僕のものだ

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無礼者め

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既知の宇宙

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私はケルンを統べる王だ

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結腸コロンのこと

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黙ってろ

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王様恋をしたことは

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一度はあったが

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我々の種族は胞子で繁殖するんだ

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僕には愛し合う人がいる

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でも本来の僕を好きなのか知りたいんだ

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僕の体から出てってくれ

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よく聞け

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私はここで生まれ子孫を増やした

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祖先が卵サンドイッチから移住したんだ

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私は絶対に立ち退かない

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Спасибо что одолжил свой смокинг пап Самое оно для свадьбы

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Йенси я прошёл в нём через Вьетнам без потери фасона

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Эх если бы твой брат был тут чтобы это увидеть

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Никогда не забуду день когда Филипп исчез

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Висконсин выиграл Кубок Роз 17 9 О я так по нему скучаю

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Я собирался поискать в пластинках Фила чтобы поставить что нибудь на свадьбе

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Посмотри в подвале Твой брат может и пропал но вот его барахло точно нет

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Филипп Фрай 20 лет

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Quién controla este intestino Quién lo pregunta

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EL UNIVERSO CONOCIDO

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Soy el alcalde de Colonia Será del colon

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Qué quiere Se ha enamorado alguna vez

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No Quizá sí una vez

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Pero recordé que nos reproducíamos por esporas

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Una chica preciosa me ama pero necesito saber si es a mí

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o al ser que vosotros habéis creado Por eso

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os pido que os vayáis Oye que yo nací aquí

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Aquí he criado a mis hijos y mis antepasados vinieron en un sandwich

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Nadie me obligará a irme

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WHO CONTROLS THIS BOWEL WHO WANTS TO KNOW

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Worms Gasping

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I AM THE LORD MAYOR OF COLOGNE

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YOU MEAN COLON STATE YOUR BUSINESS

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YOUR EXCELLENCY HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE

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NO I THOUGHT I WAS ONCE BUT THEN I REMEMBERED

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OUR SPECIES REPRODUCES WITH A CLOUD OF SPORES

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WELL A WONDERFUL GIRL LOVES ME

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BUT I NEED TO KNOW IF IT'S REALLY ME SHE LOVES OR JUST WHAT YOU WORMS HAVE MADE OF ME

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THAT'S WHY WITH ALL DUE RESPECT I'M ASKING YOU TO LEAVE

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LISTEN YOU I WAS BORN HERE

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I RAISED A CLOUD OF CHILDREN HERE

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MY ANCESTORS CAME OVER HERE ON THE SANDWICH

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NO ONE CAN MAKE ME LEAVE

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HAAH HMM HUUH

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Both Grunting

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Bell Dings

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Duration

55 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:17:05

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

3

Episode

4

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.