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Why must I be such a coward?

Yes, it Was in all the papers

Futurama • S03E05 • 1999

Why must I be such a coward? I'm off to the men's room,and I need an attendant-- Oh, I'm sorry.You're crying like a woman. I see myself as a father figureto some of my more pathetic men. Kif, old friend, let's rap. Well, I'm in love with this girl. Oh, that's rich! Go on. I met her a year ago......escaping from that cruise shipyou piloted into a black hole. ZAPP:Yes, it Was in all the papers

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Why must I be such a coward

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I'm off to the men's room and I need an attendant

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Oh I'm sorry You're crying like a woman

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I see myself as a father figure to some of my more pathetic men

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Kif old friend let's rap

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Well I'm in love with this girl

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Oh that's rich Go on

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I met her a year ago

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escaping from that cruise ship you piloted into a black hole

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SCREAMING

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ZAPP Yes it Was in all the papers

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لماذا علي أن أكون جبانا هكذا

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أنا متوجه لغرفة الرجال يا كيف و سأحتاج لمرافق لذلك

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أنا آسف أنت تبكي مثل النساء

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كل شيء على ما يرام دائما كنت أرى نفسي كالأب لبعض من رجالي المثيرين للشفقة

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صديقي القديم كيف لنتحدث

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حسنا لقد وقعت في حب تلك الفتاة

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هذا مثير للسخرية واصل

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قابلتها منذ عام

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أثناء الهروب من تلك السفينة السياحية التي قدتها للثقب الأسود

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نعم كل هذا مكتوب في التقرير

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Pourquoi suis je si poltron

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Je vais aux toilettes Il me faut un assistant

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Pardon Tu pleures comme une mauviette

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Je me sens une âme de père auprès de mes hommes les plus pitoyables

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Kif mon vieux Causons un peu

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Je suis tombé amoureux d'une fille

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Ca c'est fort Vas y continue

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Je l'ai rencontrée l'an dernier

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quand on a évacué le croiseur que vous aviez dirigé dans un trou noir

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Oui c'était dans toute la presse

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Sie sind ein Hanswurst Nun rasieren Sie mich

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Sir Sie haben Ihren Hut vergessen

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ENDE

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Kauft Moxie Drinks

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Du hast recht Krabbe

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Er ist viel lustiger als du je sein wirst

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Mag sein aber vielleicht kann ich ihn um ein paar hundert Pointer bitten

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DR ZOIDBERG EIN MEDIZINISCHES UNTERNEHMEN

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なんで私は弱虫なんだ

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トイレに行くから一緒に

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なぜそんなに泣いてるんだ

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よかろう

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哀れな部下にとって私は父親も同じ

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キフよ話してみろ

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実は恋をしたんです

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笑える

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それで

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出会いは１年前

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船長が豪華客船を難破させた時です

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大ニュースになった

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Por qué soy tan cobarde

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Voy al lavabo y necesito escolta

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Lo siento Estás llorando como una mujer

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Yo me veo como un padre para los más patéticos de mis hombres

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Kif amigo cuéntamelo

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Estoy enamorado de esta chica

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Ésa sí que es buena Sigue

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La conocí hace un año

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al escapar de aquella nave que Ud Metió en un agujero negro

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Sí salió en los periódicos

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WHY MUST I BE SUCH A COWARD

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Sobbing

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KIF I'M HEADED TO THE MEN'S ROOM AND I'LL BE NEEDING AN ATTENDANT SO

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OH I'M SORRY YOU'RE CRYING LIKE A WOMAN

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Whimpers IT'S ALL RIGHT

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I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF MYSELF AS A FATHER FIGURE

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TO SOME OF MY MORE PATHETIC MEN

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KIF OLD FRIEND LET'S RAP Sighs

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WELL I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS GIRL

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Laughing

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UH OH EH

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THAT'S RICH GO ON

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I MET HER A YEAR AGO WHEN WE WERE ESCAPING FROM THAT CRUISE SHIP

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YOU PILOTED DIRECTLY INTO A BLACK HOLE

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People Screaming Branigan YES IT WAS IN ALL THE PAPERS

Available in 7 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:40

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

3

Episode

5

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.