To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO

Why the idiot convention?

Oh-Oh. This may take a while

Futurama • S05E02 • 1999

Why the idiot convention? Cubert, my precious babe. I'm going to attemptto clone Fry's dog... Using the very sameapparatus I used to clone you. Look! There's a smidgeof toe still in here. You see, beneath the fossil'scrunchy mineral shell... There's still a creamycore of dog nougat. So will Seymour remember howto sing "Walking on Sunshine"? Amazingly, yes. In cases of rapid fossilization,I can press this brain scan button... Retrieving Seymour's memories atthe precise instant of doggy death. I'm gonna get my puppy back!Ln your face, Grim Reaper! Crappy, ineffective reaper. I just need to reset the Clone-O-Matfrom human mode to dog mode. The dog says: Oh-Oh. This may take a while

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.791

Why the idiot convention

00:00:03.998 --> 00:00:05.575

Cubert my precious babe

00:00:05.796 --> 00:00:08.168

I'm going to attempt to clone Fry's dog

00:00:08.034 --> 00:00:12.124

Using the very same apparatus I used to clone you

00:00:12.303 --> 00:00:15.921

Look There's a smidge of toe still in here

00:00:17.808 --> 00:00:21.592

You see beneath the fossil's crunchy mineral shell

00:00:21.077 --> 00:00:24.937

There's still a creamy core of dog nougat

00:00:25.232 --> 00:00:28.103

So will Seymour remember how to sing Walking on Sunshine

00:00:28.036 --> 00:00:29.819

Amazingly yes

00:00:29.987 --> 00:00:34.448

In cases of rapid fossilization I can press this brain scan button

00:00:34.617 --> 00:00:38.697

Retrieving Seymour's memories at the precise instant of doggy death

00:00:38.913 --> 00:00:42.412

I'm gonna get my puppy back Ln your face Grim Reaper

00:00:42.625 --> 00:00:44.498

Crappy ineffective reaper

00:00:44.071 --> 00:00:49.372

I just need to reset the Clone O Mat from human mode to dog mode

00:00:50.466 --> 00:00:51.746

The dog says

00:00:53.302 --> 00:00:55.627

Oh Oh This may take a while

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.791

لما الحمقى مجتمعين

00:00:03.998 --> 00:00:05.575

فتاي الجميل الثمين كيوبرت

00:00:05.796 --> 00:00:08.168

سأحاول إستنساخ كلب فراي

00:00:08.034 --> 00:00:12.124

مستخدما نفس الجهاز الذي استخدمته لإستنساخك

00:00:12.303 --> 00:00:15.921

انظر عقلة اصبع لازالت موجودة هنا

00:00:17.808 --> 00:00:21.592

كما ترى تحت هذه الطبقة الصلبة المتحجرة

00:00:21.077 --> 00:00:24.937

لا يزال هناك نواة حية من الكلب

00:00:25.232 --> 00:00:28.103

إذا هل سيمور سيتذكر أغنية امشي على أشعة الشمس

00:00:28.036 --> 00:00:29.819

بشكل مدهش نعم

00:00:29.987 --> 00:00:34.448

في حالات التحجر السريع يمكنني عمل فحص للدماغ

00:00:34.617 --> 00:00:38.697

و إسترجاع ذكريات سيمور عند موته

00:00:38.913 --> 00:00:42.412

س أ ستعيد جروي في وجهك يا حاصد الأرواح

00:00:42.625 --> 00:00:44.498

حاصد أرواح بلا فائدة

00:00:44.071 --> 00:00:49.372

فقط علي تغيير ضبط الجهاز من نمط الإنسان لنمط الكلب

00:00:50.466 --> 00:00:51.746

الكلب يقول

00:00:53.302 --> 00:00:55.627

قد يستغرق هذا فترة

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.909

Pourquoi une convention d'idiots

00:00:03.127 --> 00:00:05.007

Cubert mon trésor

00:00:05.921 --> 00:00:08.293

Je vais tenter de cloner le chien

00:00:08.465 --> 00:00:12.249

avec les mêmes appareils qui t'ont cloné

00:00:12.428 --> 00:00:16.999

Il y a encore un bout d'orteil

00:00:17.933 --> 00:00:21.717

Sous la coque dure du fossile

00:00:21.895 --> 00:00:25.001

il y a encore un corps moelleux

00:00:25.357 --> 00:00:28.228

Va t il se souvenir de Walking on Sushine

00:00:28.485 --> 00:00:29.944

Parfaitement

00:00:30.112 --> 00:00:34.573

Dans ce genre de fossilisation on peut lui faire un scanner

00:00:34.742 --> 00:00:38.822

et voir ses souvenirs au moment de sa mort

00:00:39.997 --> 00:00:42.537

Je vais retrouver mon chien Bien fait la Faucheuse

00:00:42.075 --> 00:00:44.623

Sale Faucheuse inefficace

00:00:44.835 --> 00:00:49.497

Je dois juste régler le Clonomate sur le mode chien

00:00:50.591 --> 00:00:52.251

Le chien dit

00:00:54.219 --> 00:00:55.762

Ça peut durer

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.295

Ich dachte du freust dich du hast mit dem Schwanz gewedelt

00:00:15.306 --> 00:00:19.602

Ich glaube dass diese Paradoxitäts gleichung einfach unlösbar ist

00:00:19.685 --> 00:00:22.229

Und somit sind auch Zeitreisen unmöglich

00:00:22.313 --> 00:00:24.356

Aber ich kann es nicht beweisen Bubblegum

00:00:24.044 --> 00:00:28.194

Vielleicht könnten Sie und Ihre intelligenten Basketballfreunde

00:00:28.277 --> 00:00:30.446

Scheint mir ziemlich einfach lösbar zu sein Farnsy

00:00:30.571 --> 00:00:35.367

Sweet Clyde benutze Parametervariationen und erweitere die Wronski Determinante

00:00:46.545 --> 00:00:50.966

Gratuliere Baby Also gibt es die Paradoxon freie Zeitreise wirklich

00:00:51.001 --> 00:00:53.928

Ja genau Aber sehen Sie sich diesen Multiplikanden an

00:00:54.345 --> 00:00:58.474

Das Verhängnisfeld Das ist dann das Korrektiv für die Paradoxone

00:00:58.557 --> 00:01:00.768

Aber diese Mama steigt exponentiell

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.585

バカの集まり

00:00:02.794 --> 00:00:05.379

キューバート大切な坊や

00:00:05.546 --> 00:00:08.997

フライの犬のクローンを作る

00:00:08.132 --> 00:00:11.928

お前を作った時と同じ装置でな

00:00:12.001 --> 00:00:13.221

見ろ

00:00:13.387 --> 00:00:15.723

つま先が残ってたぞ

00:00:17.558 --> 00:00:18.558

いいか

00:00:18.643 --> 00:00:21.437

化石の外側はカリカリの鉱物だが

00:00:21.562 --> 00:00:24.732

中心部分はクリーム状のままだ

00:00:25.001 --> 00:00:27.902

好きな歌の歌い方も覚えてる

00:00:28.999 --> 00:00:29.057

驚くべきことにな

00:00:29.695 --> 00:00:34.242

急速な化石化の場合脳スキャンをすれば

00:00:34.367 --> 00:00:38.538

死んだ瞬間の記憶を引き出せる

00:00:38.704 --> 00:00:42.166

どうだ死に神め愛犬を取り戻すぞ

00:00:42.375 --> 00:00:44.335

死に神にしては無能だ

00:00:44.502 --> 00:00:49.215

装置のモードを犬に切り替えるだけだ

00:00:50.258 --> 00:00:51.759

犬はこう

00:00:53.928 --> 00:00:55.429

時間がかかるな

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.669

Por qué la convención de idiotas

00:00:02.669 --> 00:00:05.693

Ah Cubert mi bebé precioso

00:00:05.693 --> 00:00:08.299

Voy a tratar de clonar al perro de Fry

00:00:08.299 --> 00:00:12.047

Usando el mismo aparato que use para clonarte

00:00:12.574 --> 00:00:16.745

Miren hay un pedazo de pulgar todavía aquí

00:00:17.684 --> 00:00:24.983

Ven debajo del mineral hay un cremoso núcleo de esencia de perro

00:00:25.191 --> 00:00:28.319

Entonces Seymour se va a acordar como cantar Walking On Sunshine

00:00:28.319 --> 00:00:29.883

Sorprendentemente si

00:00:29.883 --> 00:00:38.538

En estos casos aprieto este botón y busco los recuerdos de Seymour hasta su muerte

00:00:38.746 --> 00:00:40.519

Voy a tener a mi cachorro de nuevo

00:00:40.519 --> 00:00:42.998

En tu cara Muerte

00:00:42.998 --> 00:00:44.586

Maldita inefectiva Muerte

00:00:44.586 --> 00:00:48.756

Sólo necesito resetear el Clone O Mat de modo humano al modo perrito

00:00:50.321 --> 00:00:53.024

El perro dice

00:00:53.024 --> 00:00:57.411

Esto puede tardar un poco

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.969

WHY THE IDIOT CONVENTION

00:00:03.998 --> 00:00:05.772

AH CUBERT MY PRECIOUS BABE

00:00:05.805 --> 00:00:08.308

I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT TO CLONE FRY'S DOG

00:00:08.341 --> 00:00:12.312

USING THE VERY SAME APPARATUS I USED TO CLONE YOU

00:00:12.345 --> 00:00:16.001

OOH LOOK THERE'S A SMIDGE OF TOE STILL IN HERE

00:00:17.784 --> 00:00:21.921

YOU SEE BENEATH THE FOSSIL'S CRUNCHY MINERAL SHELL

00:00:21.954 --> 00:00:25.157

THERE'S STILL A CREAMY CORE OF DOG NOUGAT Beeping

00:00:25.191 --> 00:00:28.295

SO WILL SEYMOUR REMEMBER HOW TO SING WALKING ON SUNSHINE

00:00:28.328 --> 00:00:30.263

AMAZINGLY YES

00:00:30.297 --> 00:00:34.667

IN CASES OF RAPID FOSSILIZATION I CAN PRESS THIS BRAIN SCAN BUTTON

00:00:34.701 --> 00:00:38.871

RETRIEVING SEYMOUR'S MEMORIES AT THE PRECISE INSTANT OF DOGGIE DEATH

00:00:38.905 --> 00:00:42.609

I'M GONNA GET MY PUPPY BACK IN YOUR FACE GRIM REAPER

00:00:42.642 --> 00:00:44.677

CRAPPY INEFFECTIVE REAPER

00:00:44.711 --> 00:00:48.248

I JUST NEED TO RESET THE CLONE O MAT FROM HUMAN MODE

00:00:48.281 --> 00:00:50.683

TO DOG MODE

00:00:50.717 --> 00:00:53.286

Woman's Voice THE DOG SAYS Mooing

00:00:53.032 --> 00:00:55.822

UH OH THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE

Available in 7 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:43

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

5

Episode

2

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Icon Productions

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.