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Why? Why did he do this to me?! All I wanted was a little quality control. But he didn't care enough

Why? Why did hedo this to me?! All I wanted was alittle quality control. But he didn't...

Futurama • S06E06 • 1999

Why? Why did hedo this to me?! All I wanted was alittle quality control. But he didn't care enough,and now I'm gonna die! I deserved better! I'm Bender, damn it! I'm Bender! There, there, Mon. It's gonna be okay. You are Bender, which is somethingInspector Five will never be. You know what? You're right. He was justa stupid bureaucrat. A stupid,paper-pushing bureaucrat. A stupid I-dotting,chair-squashing... Oh. No offense, Hermes. You're not like that. I mean, you're exactlylike that, but you're okay. In fact, I'm putting youon the do-not-kill list. Come on, fellow mortal.We're in Tijuana. I want to live a little. Help! I'm gonna die! That'sthe opposite of what I want!

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Why Why did he do this to me

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All I wanted was a little quality control

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But he didn't care enough and now I'm gonna die

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I deserved better

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I'm Bender damn it

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I'm Bender

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There there Mon

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It's gonna be okay

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You are Bender

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which is something Inspector Five will never be

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You know what

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You're right

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He was just a stupid bureaucrat

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A stupid paper pushing bureaucrat

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A stupid I dotting chair squashing

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Oh

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No offense Hermes

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You're not like that

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I mean you're exactly like that but you're okay

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In fact I'm putting you on the do not kill list

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Come on fellow mortal We're in Tijuana

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I want to live a little

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Help

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I'm gonna die

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That's the opposite of what I want

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Pourquoi Pourquoi m'a t il fait ça

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Tout ce que je demandais c'était un peu de Contrôle Qualité

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Mais il s'en foutait et maintenant je vais mourir

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Je méritais mieux

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Je suis Bender bon sang

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Je suis Bender

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Allez allez mec

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Ça va aller

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Tu es Bender

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ce que l'inspecteur Cinq ne sera jamais

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Tu sais quoi

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Tu as raison

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Ce n'était qu'un stupide fonctionnaire

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Un stupide gratte papier

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Un bête metteur de points sur les I

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Sans vouloir t'offenser

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Tu n'es pas comme ça

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Enfin si tu es exactement comme ça mais t'es OK

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En fait je te mets sur la liste À ne pas tuer

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Viens copain mortel on est à Tijuana

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Je veux vivre un petit peu

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À l'aide

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Je vais mourir

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Warum hat er mir das angetan

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Alles was ich wollte war ein wenig Qualitätsüberwachung

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Aber er sorgte sich nicht genug und jetzt werde ich sterben

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Ich verdiene besseres

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Ich bin Bender verdammt

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Ich bin Bender

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Na na Mann

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Es wird alles gut

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Du bist Bender

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Was Inspektor 5 niemals sein wird

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Weißt du was

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Du hast Recht

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Er war bloß ein dummer Bürokrat

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Ein dummer papierumherschiebender Bürokrat

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Ein dummer detailversessender stuhlzerquetschender

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Nichts gegen dich Hermes

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Du bist nicht so

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Ich meine du bist exakt so aber du bist in Ordnung

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Ich nehme dich sogar auf die Nicht töten Liste

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Komm Mitgeschöpf Wir sind in Tijuana

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Ich will ein wenig leben

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Hilfe Ich werde sterben

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Das ist das Gegenteil von dem was ich wollte

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Schnell renn hintenheraus

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Мне всего то было нужно немного контроля качества

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Но ему было всё равно и теперь я умру

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Я достоин лучшего

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Я Бендер чёрт побери

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Я Бендер

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Тише тише чувак

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Всё будет хорошо

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Ты Бендер

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и инспектор 5 никогда таким не станет

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Знаешь что

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Ты прав

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Он был всего лишь тупым бюрократом

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Тупым бумажным бюрократом

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Тупым придирчивым придавившим кресло

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Не обижайся Гермес

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Ты не такой

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То есть ты точно такой же но ты ничего

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Я даже занёс тебя в список не убивать

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Идём смертный собрат Мы в Тихуане

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Я хочу еще немного пожить

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Помогите

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Я умру

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Это вовсе не то что я желал

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Быстро через чёрный вход

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Solo quería un poco de control de calidad

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Pero no le importaba suficiente y ahora voy a morirme

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Me merecía algo mejor

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Soy Bender maldita sea

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Soy Bender

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Tranquilo tranquilo mon

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Todo estará bien

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Eres Bender

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que es algo que el Inspector Cinco nunca será

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Sabes qué

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Tienes razón

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Solo era un estúpido burocrata

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Un estúpido papeleador burocrata

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Un estúpido punteador de i'es aplasta sillas

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Sin ofensas Hermes

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Tu no eres así

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Es decir eres exactamente así pero tu estás bien

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De hecho te pondré en la lista de no matar

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Vamos compañero mortal Estamos en Tijuana

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Quiero vivir un poco

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Auxilio

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Voy a morir

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Eso es lo opuesto de lo que quiero

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Rápido escapemos por atras

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Why Why did he do this to me

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All I wanted was a little quality control

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But he didn't care enough And now I'm gonna die

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I deserve better I'm Bender damn it

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I'm Bender

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SOBBING

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There there man It's gonna be okay

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You are Bender which is something Inspector 5 will never be

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You know what You're right

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He was just a stupid bureaucrat

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A stupid paper pushing bureaucrat

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A stupid l dotting chair squashing

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CLEARS THROAT Oh

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No offense Hermes You're not like that

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I mean you're exactly like that but you're okay

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In fact I'm putting you on the do not kill list

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Come on fellow mortal We're in Tijuana

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I want to live a little

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Help I'm gonna die That's the opposite of what I want

Available in 6 languages

Duration

62 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:03

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

6

Episode

6

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.